Post-Sienna Miller, Balthazar Getty will save his marriage with Kabbalah

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By now you’ve read the reports that Jude Law and Sienna Miller are pretty much back together. After reports spread that they’d been spending some quality time together (re: having sex, getting drunk, eating pizza, in whatever order), Jude and Sienna stepped out this week for a semi-attached announcement. They let themselves be photographed separately, within seconds of each other, exiting the same apartment. Oh my God, they’re back together!

This is bad news for anyone who had their hopes pinned on Sienna going back for the millionth time with Balthazar Getty. Those two have been on-and-off for the better part of two years, all the while he’s been married. Not even officially separated or anything from his wife Rosetta! Anyway, Balthy must have gone crawling back to Rosetta for the bajillionth time since Sienna’s vadge is for Jude only (this week), and now the National Enquirer is reporting that Balthy is turning to Kabbalah to save his troubled marriage. Because I guess wearing a red string is easier than not f-cking Sienna whenever she gets drunk (every night). Here are the highlights from the Enquirer’s report:

A source claims: “Balthazar has been attending the same Kabbalah center that Demi Moore and Ashton attend for support. The sessions are very much like going to an AA meeting, so it has helped Balthy, who is a former drug addict and alcoholic, stay sober.”

Balthy allegedly ended his “fling” with Sienna a few months ago – and begged his wife for another chance. Although Rosetta let him move back into their house, she was “still angry that he betrayed her and embarrassed her in front of the whole world. Balthy apologized over and over again but Rosetta was humiliated.”

“She doesn’t trust Balthy and told him that getting back together like nothing happened is not that easy and that it will take time.”

Because of the tension, Balthy moved to the Sunset Tower Hotel in West Hollywood temporarily, says the source.

“Balthy is doing all of the right things to fix his marriage – but working things out would depend on Rosetta at this point.”

[From The National Enquirer, print edition, December 14, 2009]

Yeah, whatever. You know that when Jude dumps Sienna (or when he gets some random woman pregnant, or when he bangs another nanny, or some new sexual exploit), Sienna will be calling up Balthy, weeping and begging for another topless vacation. And he’ll probably go. Wearing a red string.

Here’s my question – what the hell is Rosetta thinking? I get that he’s the father of their children, and she believes in family and all that jazz. I also get that her payday is a lot bigger if she stays with Balthazar now. But after all of the Sienna stuff, and Balthazar’s total lack of shame about openly keeping a high-profile mistress, I really have to wonder if Rosetta isn’t just as crazy as Balthy.

Balthazar and Rosetta Getty in Los Angeles on October 4, 2009. Credit: WENN.

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  1. mila says:

    Balthazar’s “troubled marriage”?That’s an understatement:)Rosetta will be a fool if she takes him back. Especially since he humiliated her so much….

  2. Sudini says:

    This bothers me so much, the idea of these women taking these total failures back. WHY would you want to give your heart to anyone who treats you this way, kids or no kids?
    It sets such a mysogonistic tone for our society: Men can go out, have their fun and then come back whenever they’re ready, and all they’ll get is a perverbial slap on the wrist. This message has to change. Women need to stop accepting this decietful behavior in the name of “saving the marriage”. And stop allowing themselves to be bought. It’s such crap.

  3. nAynAy says:

    Yeah, right, that is until the next homewrecking whore comes around.

  4. snowball says:

    I have a weird sort of love for Rosetta. When Balthy went off to rub nipples with The Whore, Rosetta went straight to his family – and they all supported her, not him.

    I have this strange twisted idea that she’s hanging onto him with big steel hooks, not necessarily because she wants to be married him, but because she wants him to remember when he’s skanking around, she holds on to his whole family, not to mention official ownership of his nads.

    There was some deal about money too – he wasn’t going to get it until he was a certain age or something like that.

    I think Rosetta has her eyes wide open as far as her grubby husband is concerned. He may not have the cash for a 7-carat ring like Affleck, but I have no doubt that she’ll be laughing at him while he grovels. Even knowing his nasty bits will be poking some other ho by the new year.

  5. Yadira says:

    SNOWBALL: LOL ownership of his nads? hahahaha

  6. nikki says:

    no,he saves his money without divorce!!

  7. Madchen says:

    Wow, that’s the least flattering hairstyle I’ve ever seen. She kinda looks like a man.

  8. A says:

    as crazy as BG? no, you got that wrong. Balty is not crazy, he is an open book, plain and dumb. but Rosetta is totally a different animal, to say the least.

  9. journey says:

    from sienna miller? to scientology? boy needs to discuss his self-destructive choices with a good therapist.

    and pray that his wife doesn’t separate him from his ‘nads permanently!

  10. niamh (neev) says:

    Isn’t it weird when people “save the marriage for the kids”? Because they’re just teaching their children that a Loveless Marriage is better than No Marriage, which is a terrible thing to believe.

  11. Tia C says:

    @ Madchen: yes, she is certainly not a physically attractive woman. Sorry to speak ill of the wronged woman, but… just sayin’…

  12. Sumodo says:

    My grandparents never divorced, and he had a mistress he lived with. They kept up a charade for us grandchildren. He came home for the holidays and they pretended there was nothing wrong. Their room had twin beds, and we kids didn’t suspect a thing, until after Grandma died and the whole house of cards came tumbling down. It still hurts. This was in the 60s when upper middle class people kept up appearances and didn’t divorce.

  13. Eileen Yover says:

    This lady obviously loves to get screwed over. That or she’s only in it for the money. I don’t know if they have kids-but if there’s some “stay and work on it for the kids” reason, than she’s a fool. My dad cheated on my mom for 11 years and the only thing that teached kids is its ok to be disrespected.
    One affair can maybe be forgiven, but this guy has been pictured for years hanging on Sienna and her boobies in every beach around.

  14. birdie says:

    It’s totally creepy that Balthy has gray hair and a red beard.

  15. sunseeker says:

    Actually TIA she is very good looking woman, this is just a bad photo, if you look on her TWITTER PAGE the photo’s of her are georgous. Miller has had some bad photo’s taken

  16. Green Is Good says:

    Skankienna’s snatch has sucked out any hotness Ballzy ever had. If he ever had any.

  17. hmm says:

    Yay, she gets to keep her cheating man who publicly humiliated her and his money. But of course, it’s for the kids because a united family is much more important than integrity and dignity.

  18. Vermithrax says:

    Looks like the wind is blowing them back.

  19. Tia C says:

    sunseeker – I have yet to see any pix of Rosetta where she looks remotely attractive. The square jaw totally turns me off. But I believe you, I’ll check out twitter when I get home (can’t look at it at work, lol)

  20. Pole says:

    I still think he’s been on drugs together w. Sienna and now where he’s sobered she’s taking if from there.

  21. Sigh. says:

    Cos Kablahblah did WONDERS for Madonna’s marriage…and never mind that cliff Gwenyth’s marriage seems to be dancing on…

  22. Essie says:

    Rosetta is really attractive. That is just a bad picture of her. She has the chiseled jaw and fine bones of a model. She’s quite beautiful.

    Balty doesn’t have any money; he won’t be getting any money; he has gotten all that is due him. His druggie, earless daddy ran through what money Grandpa left and Balty drugged a lot of his away. His sister is doing just fine but Balty inherited the family druggie gene.

    So, I don’t understand why people are saying Rosetta is staying for the money. There is no money. She probably has more than he has because she has a successful design firm of some sort and major connections in HWood. Their children might have inherited a trust fund from the Getty estate, maybe, I don’t know. The Uncle up in San Franciso is the rich bitch of the family. Everything else is in the Museum and Villa. (Beautiful places to visit and the art is to die. My favorite museums in the U.S.)

    So, maybe Rosetta is just trying to understand her randy hubby and giving him another chance . . . not for the children but for herself!! Maybe she still loves the dude!!

  23. gg says:

    They have a bunch of kids don’t they?

  24. Di says:

    Once you take back a cheater, I lose sympathy for you. Cheaters NEVER stop. Never. He’ll do it again with another actress soon enough.

  25. sandi says:

    plzzz
    balts is as guilty as miller
    why always blame the woman?
    agh!

    the wife is an idiot for taking him back

  26. mik says:

    He’s a cheater and a recovering drug addict and alcoholic? Women are desperate these days. Sienna being even more desperate then his wife.

  27. Truthful says:

    he must have alot of loot, cause I could not and would not entertain this creep..I don’t care how many kids we have, I’d go get a new husband that looked like him for the kids sake :)

  28. snowball says:

    Here’s a pic I found – she looks a lot better with her hair long, but in those pics above, it doesn’t look like she did more than take a comb to it. There are some pics of her with short hair that are nice too.

    http://cache3.asset-cache.net/xc/88507545.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF19356863F2C054EB26602670BEA9B08ABACB01E70F2B3269972

    Funny thing – I Googled Rosetta Getty Images and half or more than half were of Sienna Miller.

  29. Tess says:

    Oy vey.

  30. Now Now Girls says:

    His wife could make a bit of an effort in the looks dept, i thought she was a bloke in that pic!
    Kabbalah, well it worked a treat 4 Mad-onna and Guy!!!

  31. y says:

    Mrs. rosetta getty is beautiful, gorgeous and clever woman with heart of love. so can imagine that she loves her husband even she must forgive him seven times. and also she loves her kids so much. her design for children shows that. i wish she gets back her husband from slut even he is cheater.

  32. eternalcanadian says:

    What is it with all these women that either turn a blind eye or are okay with infidelity? They should be stronger and more confident than to let some guy piss all over them. Is it about money? Is it about fame? What the freak is it that so many women stay with a guy that cheats on them over and over? It pretty much puts all women in a bad light if they “allow” men to continue such behaviours. if it has to do with kids, how does that teach them about relationships, especially the boys? it is okay if i cheat on my partner coz my daddy did it and my mommy said it was okay? never mind the girls that will have serious issues regarding any partner in their life.

  33. Unless you are clear and know on what exactly you are trying to “save” in your marriage, the answer to “How can I save my marriage?” will never be found. Saving your marriage involves saving the relationship you and your spouse have rather than the marriage certificate.