These days I find myself more and more agreeing with Kate Gosselin’s every word. If you’d told me that’d be the case a few months ago I would have told you… hmm, no inoffensive responses are coming to mind. But I assure you, they’re all rude, and I would have said several to you. The more Jon is on his own, the more clear it becomes that he doesn’t have two IQ points to rub together. To call him an absolute moron is such an understatement. I feel for Kate, because she always seemed to be harping on him and riding him. But frankly, now that he’s “free,” it’s obvious that Jon basically can’t do a single thing right. I doubt Kate wanted to harp on him that much – she probably would have preferred a husband of at least average competence. Okay I’m starting to bring my own issues into this, so let’s move on.
Kate Gosselin is upset. The 34-year-old reality TV mom trashed hubby Jon, his revolving harem and said she is horrified for their eight children, in a new interview with People. “Sometimes I feel like it’s a 15-year-old I’m getting divorced from,” Kate said.
Gosselin told the magazine she is mortified at the idea of Jon’s beer-drinking, pot-smoking gal pal Hailey Glassman spending time around the children. “I don’t care if she were the most upstanding, marvelous, full-of-integrity person in the world, it is just too soon,” Kate said.
Kate’s opinion of Stephanie Santoro — the sexy nanny who Jon has been linked to romantically — was not much higher. “I should not be sitting a mile from my house while my kids are away with some girl, who, by the way, brings her own child with her,” Kate said. “I’m sorry, your child and eight of mine — no way.”
Kate said she harbors hope Jon will come back to his senses at some point. “I didn’t know if he had it in him to act like this,” Kate said. “Call me crazy, but down deep I still have this hope that one morning, the phone will ring and it will be him, back to normal, just saying ‘How are you,’ or even, ‘Okay that was really weird; aliens overtook me, but now I’m back.”
Jon’s response was typically dim. He’s so dumb he doesn’t even realize how dumb he is. I assume Kate somehow managed not to notice Jon’s … what’s the nice way to put it? Lack of smartness. Ha, yes. I don’t know how she managed to kid herself, but you’d think a woman wouldn’t marry a man knowing he probably can’t remember if his pants go on his legs or his arms without a lot of encouragement.
Jon Gosselin, speaking outside his Wernersville, Pennsylvania home Wednesday morning, said his wife Kate danced around questions during her Larry King Live appearance Tuesday night. Despite that shot at the mother of his eight children, Jon reserved his words toward a People Magazine feature in which Kate compared his behavior to that of a horny teenager.
“She didn’t say anything,” the 32-year-old reality TV dad said of Kate’s appearance on Larry King Live. “She just kept on redirecting and avoiding the questions — so when Larry’s ready for me, I can answer questions”
When asked about the new article in People, titled “Kate Strikes Back,” Jon laughed and said, “Strikes back at what?”
In regards to the article, which Kate takes jabs at a pair of Jon’s lady friends (Hailey Glassman, Stephanie Santoro), Jon said, “We’ll see … I can’t really comment on that but I’m sure in the future, I’ll have plenty to say.”
I love this: ‘S’he didn’t say anything … She just kept on redirecting and avoiding the questions…’” Then when asked what he thought of the People article, he responds with “‘Strikes back at what?’” Thus answering the question with a question and avoiding giving any actual answer. Durrrr. I haven’t said that in about 20 years, but I feel it’s the only word that’s appropriate. I just want to yell that at the computer whenever I see his picture. Granted Kate still annoys me and I will never, ever forgive her haircut. But I wouldn’t embrace the chance to kick her or anything, whereas I totally would with Jon. I wonder how long he can last before he falls down a well or something and realizes he just can’t get through life without someone making sure he doesn’t get his tongue stuck to the flagpole or something.
Here’s Kate making her way through the halls of the CNN building in Los Angles yesterday. Her personal bodyguard, Steve Neild, with whom she had a rumored affair, followed her closely. Images thanks to Fame Pictures .