Paris Hilton can’t say 3 nice things about Lindsay Lohan calls her lame, embarrassing


Paris Hilton is on the promo circuit for, I guess, her new single. I think Paris just likes to be on TV talking to people who flatter her. And that’s exactly what she got when she appeared on Watch What Happens Live. While still desperately trying to keep her face turned left – even though Andy was on her right – Andy got Paris to play Plead the Fifth with three questions about three of her famous friends: Lindsay Lohan, Kim Kardashian and Miley Cyrus. Paris chose not to pass on any of the questions, but she didn’t answer any of them directly either. The only clear answer we got was that Paris does not care for Lindsay Lohan:

Paris, you have recently said that you never want Lindsay Lohan’s name spoken in the same sentence as yours. Paris: say three nice things about Lindsay Lohan
She’s beyond. Lame and embarrassing

You and Ki Kardashian have had a long history together but Kim mentioned to Harpers Bazaar in 2011 that you two weren’t speaking. What was the cause of that rift and was it really because you insulted her butt on a radio show?
I think it was the media just making something up, but I just did a video called My Best Friend’s A** and had the most infamous a** in the world in the video. And her a** is hot. I love it

Paris, are the rumors true that you once made out with Miley Cyrus in a Miami nightclub?
(Laughs) Maybe (laughs)

Seriously, Paris Hilton doesn’t get how Questions and Answers works. You don’t just get to say anything after you’ve been asked a question – they have to match. There is evidence that once upon a time Lindsay and Paris circled each other’s orbit. But Paris has done her very best to tamp out any memory of their relationship ever since. Whatever happened left an indelible mark but I’m not going to pretend to care about their rift. They both behaved terribly in the press and are a little too hellbent on making sure we know they hate each other. Fact accepted, let’s move on.

As for this new Kim K narrative, though – really? People love a good makeup story, why is Paris trying to rewrite history that they didn’t try to sabotage each other for years? I was genuinely happy to see they’d reconnected. Pretending like nothing had happened doesn’t make it a better story. Paris’ desire to cover up any past grievances must have to do with how the scales of fame have tipped in Kim’s favor.

As for Miley: two uninvolved attention seekers make out publicly in a popular nightclub? Color me shocked.

If you need to see Paris say these things, here you go:

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  1. Pappy P says:

    What’s lame is it’s been nearly 20 years since either one has been relevant, yet she cant keep LL’s name out of her mouth

  2. Megan says:

    I forgot how pretty Kim’s OG face was.

    • jen says:

      she looks SO different

    • Alissa says:

      I was just coming here to say that I’m always surprised when I see pictures of what Kim’s face used to be. I know she looks completely different, but it’s startling to be reminded of it haha.

  3. jen says:

    Paris, look at yourself before you throw shade.

    • Ladystarkofwinterfell says:

      Seriously, she’s pushing 100 and acting like she’s 13. Bullying is the ugliest look on some people. Her attempt to stay relevant is so sad, that I actually feel bad for her when I see her prancing around and trying to fit in at all the kardashian events. Didn’t she believe they were “beneath” her?

  4. Nibbi says:

    YE GADS has Kim’s face changed!!! She used to have much more of a unique sort of beauty.

  5. TomorrowIsTooLate says:

    Wow…back when Lindsay was so pretty and had potential. I always thought Brit and Lilo were the prettiest girls at the time…dang doesn’t seem like that long ago.

  6. Chaine says:

    Forgot how fresh-faced and beautiful Lindsey used to be!

  7. Ann says:

    I’m here for stupid Paris-Lindsay drama. It still makes me laugh. I detect no lies from Paris on the Lohan topic.

  8. Sheda says:

    Still a c u next tuesday i see.

  9. lucy2 says:

    I remember those days – Lohan’s downward spiral started around when she hung out with Paris. Britney’s too.
    Paris’ desperation is so obvious, especially trying to make it seem like she’s still buddies with Kim. And hi, Kim’s old face!

    • Megan says:

      She was at Kim’s CBD baby shower. Somewhere along the way they buried the hatchet.

      • olive says:

        yep, and kris and kathie hilton are very tight and their families are all friends, it’s not surprising kim and paris eventually made up.

  10. Mia4s says:

    Good lord I saw the title and thought I had time travelled to 2007!

    These two are hilarious cautionary tales in the fame game. On the celebrity front they were HUGE…. And then the Kartrashians rose and Jennifer Lawrence, Emma Stone, and Brie Larson all won Oscars before the age of 30. Fame is fickle folks, the next big thing is always on the way.

  11. stephanie says:

    Paris is such a has-been herself

    • Molly says:

      The only difference between Paris and Lindsey’s decline from fame is the fact that the Hilton’s are NYC old money and the Lohans are Long Island white trash.

  12. Jaded says:

    What a useless waste of space.

  13. Erinn says:

    Meh. Lindsay tries to insert herself in everyone else’s business, so I’m not going to shade Paris for doing it. After LL made a point of bitching about Zendaya’s dress the other day, I especially don’t care if someone closer to her level feels like calling her out.

  14. Chaine says:

    It’s sad that with all of her wealth and privilege, she can’t find anything better to do than scrabble desperately around on the floor gathering up the last remaining crumbs of her distant youth.

    • K-Peace says:

      It’s true. Wow what a joke she is! Look at how ridiculous she looks at 40 years old, prancing around in laughably-hideous clothing with her hair in pigtails, trying so hard to look young. Your days in the limelight are over, Paris; go home; you’re making a fool of yourself. And can’t you find SOMETHING worthwhile to do with all your time & money??
      (Like i said in thread about her yesterday, I stand this racist, homophobic, pet-neglecting, Trump-supporting, stupid asshole!)

      • Jegede says:

        “Like i said in thread about her yesterday, I stand this racist, homophobic, pet-neglecting, Trump-supporting, stupid asshole!) – 👍👍👌👌

        Well said.

        People seem to have forgotten how truly vile and vicious Paris is, especially when she was at her most famous.

  15. Yes Doubtful says:

    I don’t know why I care, but why do Lindsey and Paris hate each other? I remember the “fire crotch” BS from years ago, but what started it? Lemme guess…a guy.

    • Laura says:

      The rumors I’ve always heard is that Paris and Lindsay had a fling, but LL took it seriously while Paris was just toying with her. *shrugs* But who knows.

  16. Parigo says:

    I just came here to say please stop covering this person. I thought she had gone away forever.