My lord, the melodrama. E! just debuted the new trailer for the latest season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, and MY GOD. Most of this stuff looks like it was filmed just a few weeks ago, but maybe that’s just the way they cut it – like, I think they were filming KUWTK for a few months before Tristan Thompson “cheated” on Khloe with Jordyn Woods, but obviously they put that storyline front and center. I know many of you will be like “I don’t even want to support the Kardashians enough to watch this trailer,” but trust me, it’s absolutely worth it. Khloe is such a massive a–hole, and you have to watch her act like the biggest victim in her own self-perpetuating melodrama so we can talk about it.
Can I just say, I’m super-interested in the clips of Kanye’s project? Is that his “Sunday Service” thing, like church for celebrities but with gospel music? And the telenovela piano music in this trailer, MY LORD. Anyway, the Khloe stuff – I burst out laughing when she screamed “LIAR!” and “my family was ruined!” at the phone, because oh honey no. And “It just sucks it has to be so public. I’m not just a TV show. Like, this is my life.” Chica, no one forced you to do this, you f–ing drama queen. “Sometimes the world forgets to be kind, and that we’re all going through something. Maybe just be a little more understanding because it f–king sucks.” Yes, it did suck to see Khloe orchestrate the takedown of a young woman just because Tristan showed an interest in her. Where was Khloe’s understanding for Jordyn then?
Also: if it feels like Kylie Jenner is barely in this trailer, that’s because she apparently was barely around for filming. A source told Us Weekly that Kylie “took a little break from filming Keeping Up With the Kardashians and recently got back into filming and it’s been a struggle and difficult. She was very upset about the situation with Jordyn and also just didn’t want to deal with it and have to address it.” You mean Kylie didn’t want to perform for the cameras and scream and wail like Khloe? Quelle surprise.
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