Khloe Kardashian won’t date again for ‘a significant amount of time,’ yeah right

I saw this Instagram on Khloe Kardashian’s IG page and I just had to share. You have to share my aversion! God, she went from the least-tweaked Kardashian to the most-tweaked Kardashian over the course of about two years. I hate that she’s still doing all of this sh-t to her face. Anyway, Khloe was out and about this week in Las Vegas, where she and her ladies celebrated Malika Haqq’s birthday. Khloe was reportedly in great spirits and she seemed focused on making it all about celebrating Malika, who is her BFF. I kind of wonder if Khloe also might have been scouting for a new man though, just because she hates being alone. People Magazine claims that Khloe will need time to heal (lol) post-Tristan though:

After weathering two major cheating scandals with Tristan Thompson, Khloé Kardashian will be guarding her heart for a while. Almost a month after her world was rocked by the news that Thompson, 27, had hooked up with her longtime family friend Jordyn Woods, a source tells PEOPLE Kardashian, 34, is “doing okay” — but certainly won’t be jumping back into the dating scene anytime soon.

“She just needs time,” says the source. “It’s going to take so long for her to rebuild trust with anyone.”

“This is the second time this has happened,” adds the source, referencing Thompson’s first cheating scandal. The basketball player made headlines last April when photos and videos surfaced of him getting close to other women just days before Kardashian gave birth to their daughter True. Though she initially forgave him, they had been living apart since the fall and an insider recently told PEOPLE that things “never really went back to normal” between the couple.

“It will take her a long time to date again,” says the source. “A significant amount of time.”

[From People]

So many people have such strong negative feelings about the whole Kardashian-Jenner clan, and I get it, truly. They’re terrible. That being said, I occasionally get sucked into one of their storylines and I honestly don’t believe EVERY SINGLE THING that happens is a “storyline” for the show, for example: Kim really was robbed in Paris, she really was traumatized, she really was considering divorcing Kanye at one point. That being said, I feel like over the past month or so, literally no one is buying Khloe’s storyline. She and Tristan Thompson were basically over. Instead of dealing with that like an adult, Khloe created a psychodrama with Jordyn Woods as the “other woman.” Now Khloe is rebooting the narrative so it’s Poor Single Khloe Is Healing. And I don’t even buy that sh-t. She’s going to have a new boyfriend by May.

Khole Kardashian in a somber mood for PrettyLittleThing store opening party

Photos courtesy of Backgrid, Instagram.

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  1. BlueSky says:

    “Significant amount of time”in Kardashian speak is a month.

  2. Rocky says:

    How does she change a diaper with those things glued onto her hands?

    • Lynnie says:

      She doesn’t.

    • me says:

      I don’t think she changes diapers, gives her daughter a bath, cooks, cleans, does laundry or pretty much does anything. I don’t even know how you can use your phone with claws like that. No way is she doing her own make-up and hair either. These women literally don’t lift a finger lol.

      • Victoria says:

        If had her money, I would look fantastic instead of run down and cranky. I’d have a maid, a cook and nannies. So what? I would like to know how she changes her tampons because I would also have a bidet with that money.

      • SKF says:

        Yeah, there are cultures where men grow long nails like this to show that they do no “menial” or physical work whatsoever because it is not possible to cook, clean, garden, do housework, or do much at all with nails that long.

    • Megan says:

      How does she eat with those giant lips?

    • Nastasia says:

      That’s what always bugs me too! I Just can not stress white thinking about thoses nails next to the fragility and softness of our dear babie’s behind…. And I am not éventuellement speaking about hygiene.
      Nevertheless… Some womens I do know have thoses long nails and have now mastered the art of doing the every Day things, baby care included, with them and a lot of dexterity.
      To each their own I guess!

    • AnnaKist says:

      How does she, ahem, “use the bathroom” with those fugly talons? And, can she not afford a new top lip, at least? She no longer looks human. More like a shop mannequin made by the mail guy.

  3. Lina says:

    It’s going to be another basketball player haha

  4. Lightpurple says:

    Khloe and Tristan never were. It was Tristan and the world

    • Megan says:

      Khloe wanted to have a baby and Tristan was in the right place at the right time. No one buys that he was somehow the love of her life. She acted like they were a couple for a storyline and he wasn’t sufficiently discrete. Momma Kris probably docked his pay for that.

  5. Dttimes2 says:

    Did you see the pics of the 4 sisters out at a club? The size of Khloe and Kylies asses are incredible….oh and apparently snake print is in again

    • me says:

      I saw a video of them last week roller skating and I thought Kylie was Kim from the back. Kylie has really gone too far with the butt fillers.

  6. Mindy_dopple says:

    They were not together. It’s not cheating if he doesn’t agree to an exclusive relationship to begin with! I think Khloe just thought she’d be his main girl and he’d be discrete after cheating on her right before Truth was born but nope. He doesn’t even respect you that much Khloe. Oh and just reducing it to twice?? Girl please.

    I think I’m so affected by this story is because my good friend of years called and told us she caught her man cheating with a coworker for 8 MONTHS! Made a huge deal about it, had us all worried sick and asking her to move back home or get out of that crappy one bedroom apt for a bit and NOPE, she forgave him. Oh! And he and the coworker are still working together. I’m furious and saddened all the same time. I’m getting married in June and her last comment led me to think he’s not coming with her. What a coward! I would have respected him just a TINY bit if he showed his face and took all the shade and stares and what not from her friends and family. Really put himself through the ringer for he but NOPE. God knows what he’ll be doing while she’s out of town.

  7. JadedBrit says:

    Those nails are profoundly terrifying.
    What counts as a “significant” period of time in socialmedialand? A week, a month? Isn’t the whole point of a life built on appearances to keep them up?

    • me says:

      How does she do anything with those nails? How does she even hold her daughter without poking/scratching her? I don’t understand.

  8. NYGal says:

    I always try to determine if the face tweaking is just photoshop or surgery/fillers . Probably a mix of all of it. But looking at the top pic and then the one in black it appears like two different people…lots of photoshopped photo filters on that top pic.

  9. Lynnie says:

    Someone posted that real celeb face insta in one of the comments and the amount of photoshop she uses on top of all the surgery she’s done 😱. If you wanna talk aversion go take a look at those lol

    • SKF says:

      Yeah it’s pretty crazy! It also makes me roll my eyes so hard when someone poses a “Sexy” photo of themselves and then gives an inspirational quote about mind and soul. Ah… yeah… okay?? Here you are doing your best “d*ck-s*cking face” but sure that connects with me and my own spiritual journey [eye roll].

  10. Mary says:

    She should focus on her daughter and making sure she grows up well adjusted because we all know Tristan is going to slowly fade out of that childs life, be an absentee father at best.

  11. rrabbit says:

    New boyfriend by April, not May. Or even more drama with the same old boyfriend.

  12. Old Wine Box says:

    Khloé s lips are tragic. I once saw a comment on here refer to them as hemroid lips and I can’t unsee it.

  13. Lucia says:

    Khloe and I are the same age but I feel like either I’m going on 50 when it comes to maturity or she is going on 17 when it comes to how mature she is. I don’t know which or if both are true. But she does seem like she is incredibly emotionally immature.

  14. sommolierlady says:

    She doesn’t even look human anymore.

  15. Mary says:

    Her life seems so sad. I follow her on instagram. She makes it seem like she spends most of her time on social media or recording videos of her alone with her daughter in a big empty house. She just seems extremely lonely.

    • LahdidahBaby says:

      It really is sad.

    • minx says:

      She has the money to do a lot with her life. She could find something she’s interested in and have no pressure to make a living. But the whole family is so vapid and dumb.

  16. minx says:

    Sure Jan.

  17. Michael says:

    Until some scrub NBA player looking to up his profile shows interest

  18. BaronSamedi says:

    I just…the utter cognitive dissonance between the f*uck-me face in the picture and the message below. It’s pretty much everything that is wrong with the Kardashian brand and how they present female “empowerment”.

    I am honestly saddened by the fact that there are so many little girls in this family now that are growing up in this environment.

  19. Fluffy Princess says:

    Okay, hun, sure. You are gonna be single for a long time? You will have someone signed to an NDA by summer. Come on, now.

  20. Katashae says:

    These women and their filters/photoshop lol. Whatever your feelings about her or her appearance, one fact is that she has a thick/broad face with thick/broad features. And I don’t care enough about all the conspiracy theories or whatever, but she looks remarkably like that Alex Roldan guy. And all of them tweak everything single feature irl and in filters, but Khloe just always stands out to me as doing the absolute Most to slim down her face and features in posts. Girl, you don’t look like that, own you!

  21. Lara says:

    What is that creature ? Khloé needs to start writing for Hallmark cards, and I don’t mean that as a compliment

  22. Berry says:

    I feel bad for the children born into the Kardashian / Jenner clan.

    • CuriousCole says:

      I wonder which child will write the first tell-all. I’m thinking it’ll be one of Kimye’s.