Khloe Kardashian used to be the most natural Kardashian sister. I remember that – it was years ago. At some point, Khloe just became the fakest Kardashian. Everything about her is fake, manufactured, plastic, nipped, tucked or plucked. Fake hair, fake lips, fake ass, fake nails. Her nails in particular have got people riled up – Khloe posted this photo of her giant fake claws on Monday and her comments were full of questions and nail-shaming:
She’s a doting mother to her daughter True. But Khloe Kardashian’s extreme new nails are raising some eyebrows amongst her fanbase – who question how she can change her eight-month-old’s diapers while wearing them.
‘Hoe do you wipe,’ asked one, while another commented: ‘Clearly you don’t change diapers with those claws.’
I don’t have privilege about a lot of things, but I do have nail and hair privilege. My hair is thick and full all the time, and my nails are strong, they grow fast and look like I have a French manicure naturally. My nails are constantly too long, but it’s usually an accident, because I forget to trim them and then I’m like “damn, why can’t I type?” But when I say my nails are too long, I mean they’re just a normal length, they’re not these crazy claws. I find it hard to function with normal nails – Khloe really must not do anything when she has on these Lee Press-Ons or whatever the f–k they are.
Photos courtesy of Khloe’s Instagram.