Just FYI, Simon Cowell looks like this now & he’s still with Lauren Silverman

Syco Summer Party

We haven’t covered Simon Cowell in a while, and since there’s actually not a lot happening, I thought we could check in with him. Simon and his partner Lauren Silverman attended the Syco Summer Party at the Victoria and Albert Museum last night in London. Yes, Lauren and Simon are still together. They’ve been together for years, ever since Simon homewrecked Lauren’s marriage and she got pregnant with his son. Despite the shady start, Lauren and Simon are still happening, although I don’t think they’ve ever gotten married. At times, I’ve thought that he might be bored with her, now that they’re settled down. But I guess they’re fine.

Anyway, this was your Simon Cowell update. I honestly didn’t recognize him at first in these photos. I can go months, even years, without really looking at photos of him, so when I do see him, I’m always struck by how much facial work he’s getting done. Maybe most of it is Botox and fillers, but if that’s it, he’s getting a TON of it.

Also: can you even imagine turning up to a party in an evening gown while your boyfriend/partner is wearing jeans and a blouse unbuttoned down his chest??

The Syco Summer Party in London

Syco Summer Party at The V and A Museum

Photos courtesy of WENN and Backgrid.

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17 Responses to “Just FYI, Simon Cowell looks like this now & he’s still with Lauren Silverman”

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  1. Renee2 says:

    To be fair, in one of the photos even she is looking at him like WTF???!!!

    • C says:

      Lmao…can’t blame her. He’s so gross!!!

      • Raina says:

        Sadly, my license picture has that same expression. When I get pulled over I’m not worried about getting a ticket as much as showing the license pic. I’m thinking they’re about to give me two tickets for The Assault on the eyes.

  2. Emmet says:

    Wow sweaty drunk with mom jeans.
    Doesn’t do it for me.

  3. noway says:

    In fairness to Simon Cowell, George Clooney always does this minus the shirt buttoned down to the chest. Clooney wears a Casamigos Tequila shirt. In addition they both make stupid faces for the camera. Looks stupid on both of them, but Clooney is better cause he is George Clooney.

  4. AnotherDirtyMartini says:

    I’ve been noticing that about a lot of men. If I can get my old brain to recall…just yesterday I saw a pic of celebs where the woman looked fabulous, all decked out, but the guy was slumming it in jeans and tennies. Seems to happen too often.

    • minx says:

      Men can get away with looking like slobs, particularly if they are wealthy. Women, no.

    • elimaeby says:

      My own partner is all too happy to go out in basketball shorts, a jersey and a baseball cap even after he sees that I’m wearing a nice maxi or sundress with full hair and makeup. Shrug.

  5. Ginger says:

    Kinda looks like she’s had a bunch of work too, right? Hard pass on both.

  6. Sofia says:

    He might be using human growth hormone, which is huge among middle-aged male celebrities. It can make the face/jaw appear larger.

  7. Shelly says:

    He desperately needs a make over.

  8. Katy says:

    What is going on with her dress in the first pic? It looks like her nipples are sticking way out….weird looking. It must have been really cold in that car……and he looks sweaty and greasy in the last pic. YUCK!!

    • WingKingdom says:

      Plus her boobs are super wonky. One is up and one is down. What is happening there?!

  9. Jane says:

    God, his sunburn is almost as red as her dress! YUCK!

  10. Maraidh says:

    He looks like Lord Farquaad in Shrek!

  11. maggiegrace says:

    Yet again, these “celebrities” have so much money but can’t afford a basic tailor? They both are stepping all over their clothes.