Paris Hilton shades Lindsay Lohan: ‘If you don’t have anything nice to say…’

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With all of the tragedy going on in the news, let’s take a trip back to a simpler time, to a time before the Kardashians. Let’s jump into the wayback machine to 2007, when Lindsay Lohan celebrated her 21st year on the planet with three stints in rehab and two DUIs. Back then, LiLo and Paris Hilton were sworn enemies. Paris’ friend Brandon Davis, memorably referred to Lindsay as “fire crotch” and Lindsay slammed Paris over her sex tape. Good times.

Well, it appears the two have still not buried the hatchet, at least as far as Paris is concerned. The 37-year-old socialite-turned-DJ was spotted by a TMZ photographer at LAX on Monday. She and fiancé Chris Zylka were returning to the US after she walked the runway for Philipp Plein Sport during Milan Fashion Week.

The photogs first asked Paris what she thought of former BFF Kim Kardashian’s meeting with the President and efforts in helping get Alice Johnson’s sentence commuted. Paris said she was “so proud of her” and said it was a “miracle” that she was able “to really use her voice to help someone in need.”

The conversation then went to Lindsay. When asked if she would be getting an invite to Paris’ upcoming, but still unscheduled, wedding, Paris demurred, “If you don’t have something nice to say, don’t say anything at all.” The shade of it all. And, if Paris received an invite to Lindsay’s nuptials, would she attend? When asked by TMZ, she replied, “No…I’m very busy.” She added, “I don’t have drama with anyone, but I choose to not surround myself [with] certain people…Life is too short.”

Guess the closest that Lindsay is going to get to Paris is through her new fashion collection. The line, a collaboration with UK retailer Boohoo is taking me back to 2007, with a swimsuit bedazzled with Paris’ famous catchphrase “That’s hot,” leopard prints and metallics. No thanks, by the way.

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Paris Hilton leaves the medical office in Beverly Hills with her dog Diamond Baby

Milan Men's Fashion Week Spring/Summer 2019 - Plein Sport - Catwalk

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  1. Digital Unicorn says:

    I’ve always had a soft spot for Paris, she never really hide who she was and what she wanted from life although she’s not a stupid as she would have everyone believe. Girl has quite a business sense.

    She was always a pro at throwing shade.

    • lobstah says:

      Except she was super racist and def tried to hide that…

      • Jenns says:

        Racist, mean, voted for and defended Donald Trump, said his accusers were just trying to get attention… She will never not be one of the worst.

      • lucy2 says:

        There were also rumors of animal neglect/abuse around her.
        I also think she was a drug dealer or pusher, everyone who hung out with her had their life tank around the same time.

    • Yup, Me says:

      Y’all don’t know how shade works. “If you don’t have anything nice to say..” is not shade at all. It’s a straight up insult. It’s obvious and it’s wack. Shade is subtle and skilled. Boring ass Paris doesn’t have the capacity.

      And of course Paris got to be herself- she came from an already wealthy family and managed to build her own “brand” based on her name and being a bimbette. If that isn’t the epitome of unearned privilege, I don’t know what is. She’s damn near 40 and still talking like a sexy baby.

      Not to mention the racism and the fact that her fool ass defended Trump as a person.

  2. Runcmc says:

    Honestly I don’t blame her. Of all of the “bad girls” from 2007 Lindsay (and Tara Reid I guess but she’s a bit older) is the only one who still seems to be about the party/irresponsibility life. Like yeah Paris works in nightclubs and I doubt she’s a particularly good dj – but she goes to work and has a career and a healthy relationship. I wouldn’t want to have anything to do with Lindsay either!

    • L84Tea says:

      Lindsey had a lot of potential, but she became the poster child for what happens when Hollywood throws a bunch of cash at a young woman and you get splashed on the cover of US Weekly week after week. I always thought it a shame that she couldn’t keep it together and focus on acting, but instead got sucked into that ridiculous circle of idiots–the Hiltons, Nicole Richie, etc.

      • JustJen says:

        I think a lot of that had to do with Paris has Kathy and Lindsay got stuck with Dina.

      • Bridget says:

        Lohan is the poster child for what happens when you mix extreme entitlement with money and fame. And the funny part is, even today I guarantee she would tell us plebs that she’s better than us because she’s famous.

      • Originaltessa says:

        Lohan comes from a long line of drunks that lack self awareness and shame. The concoction is lethal for a 20 year old being paid millions.

      • Lex says:

        Growing up in an abusive household, dad in and out of gaol, family relying on her as a child to earn money to fund everything (3 younger siblings!). Major recipe for disaster.

  3. RBC says:

    Would love to know who will get a invite to this wedding and who will actually attend. I have a feeling Paris Hilton’s wedding will make the recent royal wedding look like a drive thru chapel in Vegas officiated by a hungover Elvis impersonator. It will be so over the top!
    This will make for some great gossip!

  4. Becks1 says:

    Paris is a DJ?

    Anyway, love the shade.

    • Digital Unicorn says:

      She DJ’s a lot in Europe and has had gig’s in Ibiza during the summer period. Not sure if she’s any good as have never heard her play but she’s been doing it for years.

    • Bridget says:

      She hooked up with Afrojack for a little while several years ago and then decided that she was a “dj”. It’s just another evolution of the club appearance – she plays music on a laptop and tries to hype up the crowd a bit. A lot of celebutauntes have done it but Paris at least seems to have been reasonably successful and found her niche in Ibiza.

    • HK9 says:

      Frankie Knuckles was a DJ. Allison Wonderland is a DJ. Paris is woman with music on her laptop in a club. I don’t care how many times she plays Ibiza, I will never ever refer to her as a DJ.

  5. Ariel says:

    Vapid, vile, garbage, racist trump voter still pines for attention.

    I don’t care for her.

  6. boredblond says:

    All the wealth and privilege, and this is what she is? Still playing the hot rich teen queen?

  7. Neelyo says:

    The only reason Paris Hilton is doing better than Lindsay Lohan is because she had money to cushion her fall. They’re both still awful people.

    • ChillyWilly says:

      This! Paris has some nerve pretending to be above anyone. Dim-witted, racist, gutter snipe.

  8. lucy2 says:

    “If you don’t have something nice to say, don’t say anything at all.”
    Hence the reason no one talks about Paris anymore either.

  9. Christina S. says:

    She still has herpes. So there’s that.

    • raptor says:

      Along with about 49,999,999 other people in the US. Seems a little slut shame-y to me.

      • Obvious is Obvious says:

        Puh-leeze. If someone were looking to slut shame, they’d have mentioned many different things Paris has done.

      • raptor says:

        Then why bring up the fact that she has an incredibly common, incurable STI?

  10. nikzilla says:

    It’s crazy that Paris still looks the same but everyone from her old circle is a total plastic face now.

  11. Sarah says:

    Never thought I’d long for the good old days of Paris Hilton…

  12. Parigo says:

    Every time I see ‘mean girls’, ‘freaky Friday’ or ‘the parent trap’ I’m amazed at how much Lohan threw away. She preferred the drugs over the work. She wasn’t M. Streep, but had as much talent and charisma as the Emmas or ScarJo.

    Meanwhile Paris had/has no talent to speak of.

    • hogtowngooner says:

      I’m sure she seethes at Emma Stone’s or even ScarJo’s careers, feeling that she should be among them.

      Lindsay had some talent and whack of screen presence. Had she knuckled down, stayed out of clubs and worked on her craft, she might have gotten out of her downward spiral to irrelevance and yacht-girling. That said, she’s also horribly entitled and a shameless liar and thief, so…

    • Yup, Me says:

      I have suspected, for many years, that Lindsay was sexually assaulted by someone in the industry and was drinking and doing drugs to deal with the trauma. Not to mention the trauma of her two fuckup parents and her upbringing. There’s been some reference to it- someone who kept getting her out of trouble and what their motivation was for doing that.

  13. Pandy says:

    Typical Paris. Praising that useless tool KK because she’s outlasted and outmaneuvered her in the fame game – if you can’t beat them, join them! – and trashing LL because she never recovered and is therefore uselss to her. Paris is as trashy as the others, it was just hidden in a pretty blonde package and cushioned by rich parents.

  14. emma peel says:

    At least Paris hasn’t messed with her face – she looks great!

  15. Zooyork says:

    I think this is the best Paris has ever looked! I never found her attractive but I think she looks awesome now! Good for her. I’m about the same age as her but I look worse now than when I did in my twenties.

  16. Vinot says:

    Wow those Richards genes are really kicking in.

  17. AppleTartin says:

    I am just disturbed by how big her hands and feet are.