Do I really have to write a bunch of stuff here? Marvel just released the full-length trailer for Avengers: Infinity War and wow, here’s a bunch of big-name star power IN CAPES, all working together to defeat a guy whose head looks like a penis. I’m absolutely positive that this film will make 20 gajillion dollars. Here’s the trailer.
The drama seems to be that some of the Avengers might actually die? Almost by magic, I can tell you that the superheroes who will die are probably played by actors whose contracts have run out on these films! Aren’t the Infinity War movies supposed to be Chris Hemsworth’s last as Thor? And Robert Downey Jr’s last movies as Ironman. It really looks like Thanos is going to straight up murder Tony Stark. All because of magical jewels/stones. I jest! Seriously, peeps: ENJOY!
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