Jay-Z didn’t fly to New York, therefore the Carter Gemini are already here

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Controversial opinion? The Beybies are already here. The rumors have been swirling for more than a week that Beyonce was in labor/gave birth to the Gemini Beysus Twins in Los Angeles. The evidence kept mounting up, everything from “sources” within the hospital swearing that Beyone was there and that she had shut down an entire floor of the hospital, and up the presence of Maybachs outside the hospital. Tina Knowles was seen at UCLA Medical Center. Solange’s plans kept changing. The one piece of evidence that Gemini Deniers clung to was the fact that Jay-Z was due to appear in New York last night to be inducted into the Songwriters Hall of Fame. Why would Jay-Z schedule that appearance if the Beybies were coming or already here? Except that Jay-Z didn’t show up. According to People, Chairman/CEO of Warner/Chappell Music Jon Platt accepted the award on Jay’s behalf.

It gets even more epic: Barack Obama did a video to induct Jay-Z into the Songwriters Hall of Fame, and it’s clear that the Obamas weren’t made to sign the Carters’ non-disclosure agreement, because it really seemed like Obama was saying that the twins are girls?

Obama says: “Jay and I are also fools for our daughters, although he’s going to have me beat once those twins show up. And let’s face it, we both have wives who are significantly more popular than we are.” Obama could just mean that Jay is going to have three kids to Obama’s two. Or Obama could be making a very specific Illuminati reference to DAUGHTERS. CARTER GEMINI DAUGHTERS.

Jay went on a funny and charming Twitter rant to celebrate his induction, giving a shout-out to all of the people who inspire him and he kept thinking of more people to include as he tweeted. I love that he shouted out a lot of ladies too, like Queen Latifah, Foxy Brown, Minaj, Lauryn Hill and more – you can see his tweets here and they are really funny.

Anyway, I’m convinced that the Carter Gemini are here. I’m convinced that they have been here for DAYS.

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  1. RBC says:

    I thought the rumours were that Beyoncé was expecting twin boys?

  2. Lindy79 says:

    This is not shade I promise but Im loving how open she’s been with this pregnancy, probably due to all the rumours that she faked it last time, so she’s been like “eff this, Im showing my belly at every opportunity!!”

    • Tanguerita says:

      I still think she faked the first pregnancy, otherwise we would have witnessed the same overshare galore as this time. And this is a shade.

      • minx says:

        Yes, I think it was a pillow pregnancy the first time.

      • InVain says:

        Yup!

      • ElleBee says:

        Are people still with this? There are 100 photos of her pregnant with Blue if one just googled

      • Sojaschnitzel says:

        I still think the first one was fake, too, simply because she looked so swollen and tired and very definitely pregnant on her face and boobs and everywhere. We’ve seen none of that during the first time. To put it another way: this pregnancy convinced me that the first one wasn’t one.

      • ElleBee says:

        http://www.bckonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/bey1.jpg But how can you compare a single baby at 30 to twins at 36?

      • Liv says:

        Sincere question; so what?

        Even if we buy this crazy conspiracy theory how is it even remotely our business? I come from the school of ” what a woman does or doesnt do with her uterus, is on her to disclose in her time if she chooses”. IF the theory is correct then it must be to give the family space to discuss it with their child at their own timing. This has got to be one of the most cruel and wreckless celeb conspiracy theories out here. This isnt “she got a boob lift”, this one affects an innocent child

      • minx says:

        ElleBee, it was the Australian TV show that convinced me…the one where her tummy folded in half and she immediately looked like, oops, busted. In neither of my pregnancies has my stomach ever done that; she also sat down like a non-pregnant person (bending over instead of lowering yourself). It’s over and done with, of course, but I still believe that.

      • Babs says:

        I never cease to be amazed at how people are so pressed about Beyoncé they cannot stop beating that dead horse. Because using a surrogate at 30 and carrying twins at 36 make so much sense, I guess. There are pictures showing belly, swollen face, everything they swear never happened, so there. Think what you want anyway but Blue is almost 6 and you’ve got nothing but a tired gif, don’t you think it’s time to cut the bs already?

      • Ramona says:

        I agree Liv. Its a stupid story that reduces us all.

      • Nyawira says:

        @Minx

        That was obviously an optical illusion having to do with how the fabric folded and having had a miscarriage she was too anxious about keeping this one to engage with tin hatters. I know it’s pointless to engage though. Whether we are talking the moon landing or even just chem trails, tin hatters believe will believe whatever they like regardless of explanation. It’s a personality deficiency apparently.

      • Malificent says:

        I think it’s really irrelevant if you use a surrogate, but I side-eye the pillow baby fakery. If you’re using a surrogate, just say so instead of lying. The public isn’t owed an explanation of why. And the privacy for the kid’s sake doesn’t make sense. Having a child conceived or born in a non-traditional way is only traumatic to the kid if the parents act like there is something to hide. From experience, if you raise them with their “story” from infancy, it becomes their normal.

      • Babs says:

        There’s no pillow story to tell Blue. She was carried by her bio mother who some crazy people are obsessed with all while swearing she’s the most boring and untalented and fakest person on earth.

    • African Sun says:

      I think it must have really hurt her when people said she did not carry Blue. She was visibly pregnant everywhere and anywhere but it is not enough for some folks.

      It’s offensive

      • CharlotteCharlotte says:

        Had my first baby when I was young and nobody knew until I was third trimester. No bump, no bloating, and still six pack for months. I announced it to my friends, who I saw pretty much daily, at 7 months. Had to produce a scan to prove it.
        Had second 5 years later and everybody knew within a couple of weeks because I was visibly pregnant everywhere since the trip to the bathroom after the deed.

  3. Brunswickstoval says:

    Did I miss it but was Kanye left out of the tweets?

  4. KLO says:

    I care—but not that much :)

    I am sure the bebes are beautiful as is Blue.

  5. Raina says:

    He forgot to thank ME. But that’s about it.
    Wait, did he thank his wife? Lol

    • Nyawira says:

      He was recognising rappers who inspired him not people in his life who support him. He didnt mention his manager or mother or child either. Nevertheless he did recognise Beyonce with “B a rapper too” which is really cute as she is the only act on his list who raps only a few bars per album if that.

  6. Kate says:

    If the babies are already here, Bey really missed an opportunity by not announcing the birth on Orange Foolius’ birthday. You know it would have made him SEETHE.

    • Lulu says:

      But then it would have overshadowed the lovely, lovely news about him being personally investigated for obstruction, so I say all the better if she kept it quiet.

  7. astrid says:

    Feels like a publicity show. She made a big pregnancy announcement and now she’s all silent and demure wanting privacy.

    • boredblond says:

      I honestly think she didn’t want surrogate or ‘she’s getting tubby’ talk in the beginning so she did the photos..whatever, wish them well, and hopeful they won’t market the kids.

  8. Maddie says:

    Bey’s going to announce #DemBeybies on Father’s Day. Watch.

    • MissAmanda says:

      yes! I bet you’re right.

      and I think it’s hilarious that her pillow baby’s image was all over the internet a few days after she was born but these ‘really, I carried them’ babies are not…

      I bet you anything they were born on a day she wasn’t satisfied with so she’s going to try and keep it a secret. We all know how crazy this woman can be with her image and meaning behind everything in her life…

      • Cherise says:

        I sometimes wonder if people just project the darker side of their own personalities on women they dislike. If the birth is publicised, “look she whored it out”. If the birth leaks, “look she slyly planted the news” and if theres a successful news seal, “look she is milking the suspense”. Who thinks like this?

      • Kate says:

        When Amal gave birth, people were saying her lack of visibility duting the last weeks of her pregnancy meant a surrogate mother was hiding somewhere. Now Beyonce is out here doing her things and she’s an attention whore.

    • LadyT says:

      I think you’re right!

  9. Wilma says:

    I love Jay-Z. He’s one of the few celebrities I would love to hang out in a bar with.

  10. Patricia says:

    She’s full term pregnant so even if the babies aren’t here I would think Jay would want to stay close by her side. To me that’s not really evidence that they are here, more like Jay being a proper partner and father.
    But either way I’m excited! Can’t wait to hear what they name the babies.

  11. JeanGrey says:

    Fun fact. There was an SNL spoof of Destiny’s Child with Maya Rudolph and Anna Gasteyer that. called themselves Gemini’s Twin and whenever an actual female entertainer would come on the show, she would play the third member who never really worked out. Lmao

  12. Lexilla says:

    Does this mean the rest of us pregos can have our babies now? I’m awaiting my orders.

  13. QQ says:

    I LOVE LOVE LOVE Jay’s Discography… been a bigger fan of him than of her before Self Title, To be frank ( I Love me what I call PARTAY JAY Z music)

    His Tweets were not so much ranty as much as they were utterly delightful in the love he showed EVERYONE, His forbears, His Contemporaries ( even people he has beefed with) the New Guys he admires, The Ladies, The Mumble Youth! The cute ass way he gave B hers too without showing too much, since that aint them( which echoes what Michael Eric Dyson said in the Breakfast show, that B Had Bars and has shown through work she can go toe to toe with her dude) they were all so so happy for him and to even be acknowledge They all just seemed so Hype about the mentions! I almost cried when he said DAMN Black people are really dope, cause YES! the Resumes Prove it!

  14. Triedmetday says:

    Stans stop already!!Did he thank Kane,Jaz,Big,Pac?and countless others who he backstabed and blackballed to have ” lunch” with Warren Buffett.

    • Jaana says:

      YES, he did.

    • Cherise says:

      No, you need to stop with your imaginary feuds. Jay Z has been effusive of Pac and was afterall friends with Biggie. He and Kane made up years ago and everytime somebody tried to cook up beef Kane always said that Jay Z doesnt owe him a living, he shouldnt have to carry everybody with him. This is classic “tallest poppy syndrome”. It doesnt even matter who it is, from Oprah to Jay Z, if somebody rises to the top people come with their pruning knives. Its gross.

  15. Kate says:

    So if she’s not visible during pregnancy she’s faking it, if she’s visible during pregnancy, she’s an attention whore. Got it.

  16. Babs says:

    I’m happy for Jay, he deserves this. His tweets are funny.
    And congrats to the Carter-Knowles family if the twins are indeed born. A beautiful and inspiring family.

  17. cherrypie says:

    Congrats to the Carters if the twins are already here…that Obama speech really put a wide smile on my face.

  18. BJ says:

    There are pictures of Beyonce pregnant with Blue,in Lemonade.It amazes me that their are people who think she faked her pregnancy but then again there are idiots who believe Bigfoot exists.

  19. hogtowngooner says:

    That IG photo though… good grief these two are so shameless.

  20. loveotterly says:

    The amount of IVF and genetic testing they did I would bet anything there will be at least one boy. You can choose.

  21. Bethany says:

    I couldn’t care less about the arrival of the twins but it was wonderful to see Obama. God, I miss him.

  22. my3cents says:

    I would think that with twins she probably choose to go for a planned C-section. She probably choose the date and time- and sure as F-k would not have chosen the same day as Cheeto baby fists.