Hugh Hefner: Lindsay Lohan who?

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Radar Online has a new interview with Hugh Hefner on the red carpet at a Playboy benefit for US troops he held on Saturday at his mansion. It’s pretty clear that 83 year-old Hef had a few Jack and cokes before the event because his eyes are half-closed and he’s slurring and kind of slow answering questions. Crystal Harris, his new number one girlfriend, had to repeat some things to him louder so he could figure out what the reporters were asking. At one point he was asked if he’s ever considered putting Lindsay Lohan in the magazine, something he was previously rumored to have offered the actress. He had to have her name repeated three times before he realized who she was, but after the lightbulb clicked on he said “sure” she could pose for Playboy: spoke with Hefner, as well as his blonde twin bookends Karissa and Kristina Shannon, where he took a moment to ponder past and future playmates.

“Very special lady,” Hefner said, reflecting on his relationship wit cancer-battling Farrah Fawcett.

“She appeared in the magazine first in the 1970s and, I think, almost every decade since,” said Hefner.

When asked about potential new playmates, one troubled actress didn’t even register to the 83-year-old.

When asked if Lindsay Lohan could make the cut for Playboy, her name had to be repeated several times before Hefner even realized who she was!

Fear not, Lindsay. Once it dawned on him, Hefner seemed open to the idea.


Poor Hef, he doesn’t look to be doing too well. The fact that he forgot Lohan’s name is more a reflection on his age and whatever he was on than Lindsay’s fading star. Lohan might not be too keen to take Hef up on his offer. Although it was rumored that she previously turned down a $700,000 offer to pose in the men’s magazine, Lohan’s mother Dina denied the offer was ever on the table. What’s more is that Lindsay has landed an actual role in a film, so she may want to concentrate on that for a while and not remind us that she’s usually willing to get naked for art’s sake.

Hugh Hefner is shown above with Crystal Harris, Kristina Shannon and Karissa Shannon on 5/16/09. Lindsay Lohan is shown below on 5/11/09. Credit:

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  1. Neelyo says:

    She always seemed like more of a HUSTLER type of gal anyway.

  2. j. ferber says:

    Lindsay really needs to focus on work now. She’s a decent actress and people would like to see her succeed in movies again. I get that her parents worked her non-stop since childhood, but if Lindsay really wants to be in the business, she needs to prove to people (and herself) that up on the big screen is where she belongs (and not in bars, tabloids, etc.).

  3. SolitaryAngel says:

    Ewwww. Just ewwww.

    And what’s with the pose in the lower pic–Linds trying to look sexy, with her tongue out and touching her own nip with her birdie finger?


  4. Bodhi says:

    WTF is up with her fingerless gloves?

  5. paranel says:

    Wow, what a downgrade. All three women with Hugh in this photo, are ugly.

  6. HEB says:

    Crystal Harris looks BUSTED! She looks wayyyyyyyyyyy older than 23! Hef must have really been desperate to take her as a girlfriend. The twins make more sense, they’re younger and more marketable.

  7. Annie says:

    Hugh Hefner makes my eggs curdle.

  8. CB Rawks says:

    “…Lohan’s mother Dina denied the offer was ever on the table.”

    Dina’s still trying to snake the gig for herself.

  9. Ggirl says:

    Hugh needs to 86 that damn smoking jacket already. At his age he doesn’t need to be wearing a robe or lounging attire of any kind because it just makes him look ready made for the nursing home!

  10. Ana says:

    It’s still awesome. I can’t wait until I can say the same…

  11. Magsy says:

    Hefner still has his smarts just because he didn’t know Lindsay Lohan.
    Has she done anything of note this past year?