Kourtney Kardashian is reportedly pregnant but her bikini selfie says otherwise

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This ^^ is a picture of Kourtney Kardashian looking hot at GQ’s 10th annual Love Sex and Madness party Tuesday night. As you may know, we are coming up on the one-year anniversary of Kourtney and Scott Disick’s breakup. I don’t know what gift you are supposed to get for the First Year Breakup Anniversary. It sounds like Scott didn’t know either so he stuck to the old standby and got Kourtney pregnant. According to In Touch, the couple are expecting a new baby and it will be here as soon as January! The couple are already parents to Mason, Penelope,and Reign but In Touch claims Kourtney has always wanted four babies and the same dad for all of them. Apparently everyone is just thrilled with the news because seriously, what could go wrong with this development?

Congratulations, Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick!

In Touch can exclusively reveal that the on-again, off-again couple is expecting their fourth baby together. A source tells the mag the 37-year-old is currently four weeks into her pregnancy.

“Kourtney has always wanted four kids, but has been adamant about not wanting multiple baby daddies,” the insider explains — adding her famous family was shocked by the news, but eventually came around to the idea.

As for the party boy 33-year-old, the source says he’s “been doting on her and the kids [Mason, 6, Penelope, 3, and Reign, 1] ever since they found out.”

[In Touch]

Her family is shocked – SHOCKED – I tell you. I’ll bet Kourtney is pretty surprised to find out she’s four weeks along as well. Especially when she took this picture Tuesday morning – I would kill to look this pregnant:

Ah, but the saga of Lord D and Lady K doesn’t end with just one selfie. Last Saturday, Scott accompanied a mystery blonde to the BET Awards. Following that, Kourtney snapped the pic above and then made her way to the GQ wingding where she ended up leaving with Diddy’s 25-year-old son, Quincy Combs. Apparently, after being spotted out and about last December, Kourt and the aspiring actor have been photographed together a few times, including Khloé’s birthday on Monday. Kourtney is no stranger to younger entertainers having reportedly hooked up with Justin Bieber last year. If she is with Quincy, that’s a step up from The Biebs – Quincy is hot.

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Ah – look who hung out together earlier this month
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Photo credit: WENN and Fame/Flynet Photos and Twitter

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  1. Anastasiia says:

    It’s obvious, she doesn’t use any kind of protection. Now, why she is shocked? Pregnancy is a logical result.

    • Joy says:

      I know someone who was just “shocked” she’s knocked up with #4. I mean, if you have sex with no protection, this happens. I swear people think sex is magical and if you’re not doing it for the express purpose of making a baby then a baby just will not get in there. And no she isn’t someone who has issues getting pregnant. She’s had two in the last 3 years. But it’s shocking somehow.

  2. NewWester says:

    I doubt Kourtney is pregnant, but she is a member of a family that attends the “Church of Photoshopping ”
    Time will tell if she is expecting or not

    • SnarkySnarkers says:

      I’m sorry, but all I can see with this try hard selfie is that theres a toilet behind her and shes throwing up a peace sign that could also mean she just went #2. Gross.

  3. Alex says:

    I mean at 4 weeks yea you could look like that. You won’t be showing and depending on how you carry it could be a while.

    Anyways it’s hilarious(ly sad) that in order to avoid having multiple baby daddies she decided to have 4 kids with one shit dad. Such logic.

    • Runcmc says:

      And with a baby daddy who publicly stated he was blindsided/didn’t want any of those kids. They were ALL “accidents” (for him, she planned it)

      • Alex says:

        Well no unless she poked holes in the condom I don’t buy that. Guys just don’t care where they stick their D and suddenly become shocked when a baby happens. It’s a possibility unless they take all precautions and I doubt they ever did

      • Elisa the I. says:

        Why didn’t he get a vasectomy or use condoms? Sigh.

      • Taiss says:

        He once said: “my pull out game is weak”. What a dad lol.

      • Dani says:

        Elisa – the same could be said about her – why didn’t she use birth control? They’re both equally at fault,

        But, Scott’s not a shitty dad. He might be a shitty partner, but I watch KUWTK and all those other subshows they had, and Scott is anything but a shitty father. He’s had his issues and fought his demons, but he worships his kids.

      • Alex says:

        Pretty sure partying in Vegas on your kids birthday makes you a shit parent.
        Or punching a mirror while your baby and his mother hide in the next room
        On and on. I don’t think he fought his demons…by all accounts he’s still partying and drinking like always

      • Elisa the I. says:

        @Dani: my comment was in response to Runcmc who suggested that she trapped him into having kids. I just can’t with this “the guy is the poor victim” narrative. Sighs, again.

    • Lahdidahbaby says:

      We don’t really know for sure it’s her anyway since her face is covered. The body doesn’t necessarily look like hers to me.

    • burnsie says:

      Even with #4 though? I thought you start showing earlier with each pregnancy

      Although, that family does love their plastic surgery though, so who knows

      • Zip says:

        What is there to show after 4 weeks? The embryo is the size of a poppy seed.

        But I don’t think she is pregnant anyway.

  4. Alix says:

    I doubt she’s pregnant, but she really wouldn’t be showing at four weeks anyway.

  5. GoodNamesAllTaken says:

    Nothing sexier than a bikini clad woman congratulating herself in front of the toilet.

    • Alix says:

      LOL!!!

    • Mrs. Welen-Melon says:

      You have perfectly summed up this situation, GoodNames.

      Bet Quincy’s mom is not happy with her son mousing around with Kourtney.

    • Crumpet says:

      LOL!

    • Lahdidahbaby says:

      Ahahaha, love it GNAT!

      • meh says:

        What a shocking change this am….it’s once again time for Celebitchy comment section a*s kissing at it’s finest! Everything is always “I spit/choked/puked up my coffee ALL OVER my screen LMAO–honestly I did and now it’s ruined! ” and “you’re the funniest person no matter how lame your tired, stale oatmeal attempt at a Joke is” . It’s amazing how there is just so much legitimate laughing out loud all the time by so many honest, genuine people. Keep those marvelous minivan laughs- a -minute coming!!!!!!

      • Kitten says:

        Aww a troll feels left out.

      • Erinn says:

        … I have no idea the context here, but holy cripes, I’ve never seen such an innocent group of comments get so much annoyance from someone.

      • Sarah says:

        Haha an odd time to express it there but I agree w Meh. This site is such a circle j€rk most days. Grown adults talking about spitting all over their keyboard in a fit of laughter at what was, at best, a mediocre joke. Puh-lease.

      • Kitten says:

        Yet you still come back time and time again…

      • Erinn says:

        Sarah – Honestly, I haven’t seen that. And quite honestly, this site is far from the usual when it comes to comment sections. This group isn’t nearly as exclusive/mean/whatever adjective as a lot of sites with large comment sections, so again – I really don’t see the issue here. If people don’t like that kind of stuff, they can move along. It’s not harming them, so I have no idea how it would get to a point where someone needs to make such a snarky comment out of the blue on a completely separate post. If people having fun on a comment section brings THAT much grief to someone’s life, priorities need to be looked at.

      • GoodNamesAllTaken says:

        Wow, meh, so much bitterness in one so hilarious herself. 🎈

    • Elisa the I. says:

      LMAO!

    • Kitten says:

      At least the lid is down?

      • Nancy says:

        Kitten/Erinn: You tell em girls. I always thought people came to a celebrity site to comment on the stories, not attack the posters. People never cease to amaze me, but the majority of us come to have some yucks with the girls. So to the unhappy ladies, chill, it’s really not all that serious. My mom used to tell us people treat you how they feel…..there’s a couple around here who really must feel lousy. GL

      • Kitten says:

        @Nancy-I know you’ve gotten attacked a few times around here as have I. It does suck, especially because tone doesn’t always translate well via type, which leads to a lot of misunderstandings that probably wouldn’t happen if we were sitting around and chatting with a glass of wine.

        Still, some people are just nasty asshats that are pissed about something in their own miserable lives and come here to find a punching bag.
        So whatever. Let them have their freak-out and you do you, Nancy. You’re a good egg, girl.

    • I can haz opinion too! says:

      Well, she is taking a selfie. It is my understanding that many selfies tend to be taken in front of a bathroom mirror. Big. Fricking. Deal.

  6. MrsBPitt says:

    I joined the YMCA in my area a couple of months ago, and bought some personal training sessions. It’s really helped, because, usually, I go, work out for ten minutes and leave. Unfortunately, they are expensive (for me) and I can’t buy anymore. However, it did make me think, how easy it is for these celebs with trainers everyday to stay in this fantastic shape. I refuse to ooh and ahh over any celebs body anymore. If we had the help they have, we could all look like that.

    • Size Does Matter says:

      I know just how you feel! I bought two personal training packages at the Y and loved it but can’t afford to keep doing it. Did you have the trainer write down everything you did? I can’t remember what I did five minutes ago. Have you tried the group classes? I work so much harder in a group setting or with a trainer than I do alone. Not sure why.

    • Celebitchy says:

      I’ve been doing this PumpOne Fitness Class online (not a plug I just like them) and it’s cheaper than some of the other classes online. There are weight classes and some of them are very hard. Plus there are a ton of free options on YouTube. My favorite is BeFit. As long as there is someone in front of me doing an exercise I will follow them, I don’t need an actual person there live.

      • Kitten says:

        Thanks C/B. I’m kind of stressing because my gym is closed Sat-Mon for the Fourth. This will help me get through it :D

    • QQ says:

      YES MRSBPITT COME Through with this fact! is like, job requirement for them? I’m with it

      As for this… Um so Like she is porking young cats here and there and possibly a black young man ( very attractive guy , her type, thanks god he looks like t he best parts of Kim and Al) but got preggo by Scott? cause that was expeditious? better? I don’t even have the words for the levels we’re at with these people

  7. Jen43 says:

    I don’t believe this. He wasn’t too happy with the last pregnancy. Why would he consent to another?

  8. kai says:

    Lindsay looks …. good? This is recent?

    • jess1632 says:

      I was gonna say the same thing…I’m more shocked by that than the pregnancy

    • Kitten says:

      Yeah this news is far more shocking that Kourney’s 10th pregnancy or whatever.

    • magz says:

      I feel wrong but I kinda want to wear that dress? I’m not sure where but maybe at a 4th of july pool party? maybe it force me to go out to a club?

  9. ShazBot says:

    If she were 4 weeks pregnant, her due date would be March, not January, and she’d have literally just found out.

    • Lilalis says:

      I was gonna say this – the math doesn’t make sense here. And who announces a pregnancy at 4 weeks?? Don’t answer that, I sense a very special episode in the near future…

      But man, if true, they’re so incredibly dumb, everybody involved.

    • Gabrielle says:

      A lot of ppl wouldn’t even know by 4 weeks.

    • Dani says:

      If she’s due in January she’s probably two months. A lot of people don’t show till 3/4 and don’t ‘pop’ till 5/6, so it’s possible.

    • Adele Dazeem says:

      THANK YOU! I was coming on here to say the same thing.

      Also–the way we calculate pregnancies and due dates in this country, you count the weeks from the date of your last period — so if she’s calling it four weeks…it’s approx two weeks since they had sex (if she has a typical four week, 28 day cycle) and well, let’s be real, it’s very very early. Might not have even missed the period yet. And not due in January clearly.

  10. Gabrielle says:

    OMG! Please let this be true. I love when Kourtney is pregnant!

  11. Jwoolman says:

    Kourtney and Scott have always been off and on again. I think they just ran with this hiatus as a plotline for their stupid show, which apparently has been declining in viewers. So they’ve been focusing on Kourtney and her cute kids (which lets them also zoom in on Penelope’s cousin Nori, whose father once upon a time claimed he wasn’t going to let the cameras follow her around, giving her a normal life, hahahahahaha). And it lets Kanye pretend to be a “good uncle”, stepping in on camera to replace Mason’s dad who really never abandoned the kid in the first place.

    Kourtney has always been open about her desire to have more children specifically with Scott, and has always refused to be pushed into marriage (and a fancy broadcast wedding) by her Demon Mother. I think she and Scott remain good friends through thick and thin and have a sort of “open relationship” where neither of them have really promised to be “faithful”. Sort of long-term friends with benefits. The incident that allegedly “broke them up” this time just happened to be publicized so they ran with it as a big breakup when in the past, it would have been nothing big to them.

    The stupid show has forced them into apparent patterns that aren’t real. If their lives had remained private, they would just have been quietly off and on again with no big deal about it, coparenting their kids regardless. Mason has shown clear signs of hating the paparazzi, though, and Penelope never looks comfortable in front of the cameras, so Kourtney really should be preparing to take her money and run away from Demon Mother’s plots forever. She is the one person in the K Klan who has a chance of being successful on her own without all the fakery drawing the cameras, but she seems reluctant to break those financial ties that bind. Maybe once she realizes how damaging it is to her kids, she will get the courage to leave. I wonder if she’s worried Kim will no longer allow Nori to spend so much time with Penelope otherwise? The kids are like sisters and Nori undoubtedly really needs that time with her aunt, who is a normal nurturing type. I’ve seen how Nori reacts when she sees Kourtney.

  12. me says:

    They are really trying hard to give Kourtney a new storyline without Scott.

  13. Calico Cat says:

    Are we really sure Justin Beiber isn’t the father?!?

  14. Patricia says:

    If she has purposely gotten pregnant once again with a man who is totally unable to overcome his addiction demons than she’s just terrible.
    Growing up with a using dad with substance abuse is horrible. Why subject yet another little life to that instability and fear? Horrible.

  15. Donna says:

    Who is that woman with Kourtney in the last pic? Looks like Lindsay Lohan.

  16. A Fan says:

    I don’t think these two fools ever broke up and are still very much together. The ‘break-up’ is a karefully krafted story line.

    [*Pure opinion; based on zero fact.*]

  17. Nancy says:

    I doubt she is. Although Scott has said repeatedly she used him as a sperm donor. Maybe she’s carrying a kid for KoKo, like she said she would do years ago. Kourtney likes to have babies and probably wants another girl to dress up like a doll. Time will tell, but I highly doubt it…..if she is pregnant, who said Scott was the dad???????

  18. Angelica says:

    Dude, Lindsay’s shins look like someone rubbed steak marinade on them and left it there, lol. Sorry, I’m terrible.