Tom Hardy & Charlotte Riley have welcomed their first child together

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Tom Hardy had a baby with a woman who is not YOU. Tom and his maybe-wife/definite-partner Charlotte Riley have welcomed their baby. We didn’t even know Charlotte – or “Charlie Monkey,” as the Bloke calls her – was pregnant until she showed up to the Legend premiere last month with a sizeable bump. It says something about Tom’s low-key vibe that he rarely gets pap’d with Charlotte and that no one in the media seemed to know that she was knocked up until she walked the red carpet.

Anyway, we don’t know much about the baby. We don’t know if Tom now has a second son (his oldest child, a boy, is about 7 years old now) or his first daughter. We don’t know the baby’s name either. It could be that Tom had a little girl and he named her Tommi Otter Chipmunk. God knows. Tom’s oldest kid is named Louis, so I think Tom is more of a normal-namer. For a boy, I think he would probably go with Michael or David, something like that. For a girl, maybe Helen or Grace. But you never know. The Bloke is an enigma.

And yes, this post is just an excuse to post photos of Tom Hardy. I can’t help myself. I miss him. The Bloke is everything! There’s been too much Hiddleston and not enough Hardy. I hope Hardy steps out a lot in December to promote The Revenant. How funny would it be if Tom got an Oscar nomination and Leo DiCaprio didn’t? Hahahaha.

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  1. Lindy79 says:

    “It says something about Tom’s low-key vibe that he rarely gets pap’d with Charlotte and that no one in the media seemed to know that she was knocked up until she walked the red carpet. ”

    Yes, it IS possible, despite what the whingers (who secretly love it) say.

    • Lee says:

      + 1
      It is possible for celebs – at least those who really want it – to keep their private lives private.

    • Josefa says:

      True, but in defense of those whingers, Tom and Charlotte are not exactly Brangelina. If it weren’t for this site I wouldn’t even know who he is.

      • Gatita says:

        He was in the Batman franchise and Mad Max as well as Inception. He’s pretty well known at this point.

      • doofus says:

        but Jolie was able to go COMPLETELY undercover when she had her surgeries. NO ONE knew until her op-ed, I believe.

        I’m sure keeping it quiet was a LOT of work but it can be done.

        and that’s it…it can be done, but (I think) it must take a lot of coordination (and $$$) to live completely privately when you’re on the level of the Brange.

      • Josefa says:

        @Gatita

        I didn’t say he was a random nobody, I’m just saying he doesn’t seem like someone the paps would actively chase based on his fame level. But then again, I guess the fact he is private and low-key makes the paps more uninterested.

    • Katie says:

      Excatly why it is impossible for me not to roll my eyes when celebrities comparing the paparazzi to rape. It is indeed possible for you to lead a private life and still be a star.

  2. antipodean says:

    What a blessed bubba that will be. Three cheers for the BLOKE, and his beautiful wife and child. Mazel tov.

  3. Moxie Remon says:

    She looked beautiful with that baby bump.

  4. Ginger says:

    Oh good. I thought when I saw Charlotte pregnant that it was simply due to my lack of keeping up with celeb gossip since I started my new job. I can’t wait to see photos of the new baby and hopefully they’ll deliver that before the child turns a year old (at the rate they are going!) Lol! Congrats to the lovely parents!

  5. WindowChair5 says:

    Congrats to them! There’s something about Tom Hardy. He’s just sexy and gorgeous. All the best!

  6. eribra says:

    I love him, love her but what I’m hoping and praying for is that both Mae and grace are pregnant on peaky blinders.

  7. Gatita says:

    No dog pics? I am disappointed!

  8. Miss M says:

    Congrats!
    What about Heathcliff? or Catherine? Linton? Cathy?

  9. Abbott says:

    Congrats. I used to really dig him but those blinds about him makes him seem…. not awesome.

  10. Lilacflowers says:

    Baby Blokette Hardy!

  11. Happy21 says:

    I absolutely love the “Tom Hardy had a baby with a woman who is not YOU. ”

    Perfect!

    P.S. Thanks for rubbing it in! ;)

    • NUTBALLS says:

      Where the hell is Sixer??? Is she in mourning??

      Congrats to Tom and Charlotte on their Baby Bloke or Blokette.

  12. The New Classic says:

    They look so adorable together! Congratulations to the happy family!

  13. Kate says:

    Lovely news. Tommi Otter Chipmunk genuinely made me laugh.

  14. Sarah01 says:

    Awwww congratulations they seen really down to earth and not thirsty stupid photos of farmers market trips.
    Baby will be beautiful of course!

  15. ican'tsnap says:

    Mazel! (I too would love it SO MUCH if Tom Hardy got a (supporting) nod for The Revenant and Leo got overlooked. lol.)

  16. GoodNamesAllTaken says:

    Congrats!

  17. Fluff says:

    I bet someone in some dark corner of the Internet is claiming it’s a fake pregnancy/baby.

  18. zut alors! says:

    Tom has a really great nose. Oh and congrats on the baby.

  19. lizzie says:

    he is so handsome it hurts. she’s very beautiful. lets hope this baby is not a two rights make a wrong situation..

  20. EN says:

    > Anyway, we don’t know much about the baby. We don’t know if Tom now has a second son (his oldest child, a boy, is about 7 years old now) or his first daughter.

    I think it is a girl, per old wives tales.

  21. Birgit says:

    I’m so happy for them! Poor me but i think she’s good for him. CONGRATS!

  22. Christal says:

    The best thing i heard since the last couple of weeks!