Chris Pratt: ‘If I ever get too Hollywood my brother’ll just fart on me’

Chris Pratt

I needed a little hot guy action today to soothe some grumpiness. Chris Pratt is the perfect specimen to fit that bill. Here are some new photos of him in LA just walking around all casual. He’s muscular and rangy and in command of the situation. Now that he gets papped on the reg, I couldn’t resist revisiting a recent interview that’s new to me. Pratt sat down with The Mirror to talk about how Jurassic World is gonna be “so good. I’m precious about Jurassic Park and I would not want them to f— it up.” Chris also said he’s “ready” to deal with the paparazzi all the time: “I’ll do my best. If I ever get too Hollywood my brother’ll just like find me and fart on me or something.” Awww.

Chris’ brother may want to ready his, uh, weaponry. Guardians of the Galaxy is the first 2014 movie to reach $300 million. Chris doesn’t have any new movies in theaters until next year’s Jurassic World, but he won’t be absent from the small screen. He’s still doing Parks & Rec, and SNL just announced that Pratt will host the 1st episode of Season 40 next month. The musical guest will be Ariana Grande’s left side. There needs to be a joke about that on the show. Make it happen, Pratt.

Last week, Chris did a throwback Thursday photo on Twitter. He shared the first Pratt headshot (from 2000) and labelled himself “Douchemaster McChest.” This pic is so Fabio.

Chris Pratt

Chris Pratt

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet & Chris Pratt on Twitter

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  1. Abbott says:

    Good to know? Is this the recipe to fix Ariana Grande?

  2. InvaderTak says:

    Is his brother married or dating anyone seriously? He should get with J-law

  3. TheEntrepreneursWife says:

    A SNL skit on AG’s left side would be hilarious. What IS on that right side? A cyborg?

  4. Kali says:

    If there aren’t any jokes about dancing trees or raccoons in “Parks and Rec”, I will be SO disappointed…

  5. elisa says:

    He looks a little like Prince Harry to me in the top pic.

  6. Gina says:

    Seriously. His arms….

  7. serena says:

    I love that he’s so self-deprecating and he described his old self-photo as ‘Douchemaster McChest’. LOL so funny!

  8. Lucretia says:

    Fabio indeed on the shirt . . . But the CURLS! and the baby smolder!

  9. Victoria1 says:

    This dude grew on me, I love it. Anna is a lucky lady

  10. als says:

    If he makes a joke about Ariana Grande’s left side in a show with Ariana Grande…then maybe Ariana will unleash her right, evil side on him and then where will we be? Pratt gets hurt and Ariana loses herself in her right side and goes into hiding forever.
    Beyonce has the Beygency, but Ariana has her Right Side.

  11. Jaderu says:

    I think about things differently. Shocker.
    I just read this and imagined Cary Grant, Myrna Loy, Kate Hepburn, or Humphrey Bogart doing an interview and mentioning farts.
    I’m not saying that the old stars never got up to hijinks but I think it’s a weird trend these days. Even you JLaw. I love you dahling but… stop it.

    P.S. I’m now wondering if anyone is going to respond with footage of Kate Hepburn talking about farts.
    P.S.S. I realized that I just talked about farts in a public forum. I’m a hypocrite. I’m just gonna go lay down.

  12. Esmom says:

    First McEvoy now Pratt, and it’s not even my birthday. I recently started watching Parks and Rec on Netfix so it’s hard to reconcile this current Chris with the doughier Andy, who has had me smitten from early on. I’d take him in any size!

  13. Becca says:

    Love love love him

  14. Kimberly says:

    He seems like a sweetheart. Hot and funny.

    I hope he never get ‘too hollywood.’ One word for that is narcissistic.

    LOL @ the Fabio esque, black and white photo. He’s looks hot there no lie.

  15. Amy says:

    Hahaha that headshot is a throwback to his days on Everwood as Bright Abbott who was a jock/football player character (back when he dated Emily Vancamp who is the main girl on Revenge).

  16. Anath Pariah says:


    I’ve never seen this guy in anything, but I like him for this quote.

    ETA: I just read that he’s married to Anna Farris. I think I like him!