These are weird photos, right? I’m not just imagining that? Orlando Bloom was wandering around a Malibu beach on Saturday with a long-haired hippie dude-friend. Orlando was “shirtless” in the sense that we can see his chest and all, but he seemed to be wearing his shirt around his neck, like a scarf or a cape. And he also wore purple Free City sweats that I suspect are A) Capris and B) lady’s sweatpants.
So, this is for all of the Orly-loonies. I’m not feeling much, which I guess is weird. I’ve never been into Orlando, even though his body type is my favorite – I love long, lanky dudes who are not too “beefy” but sort of rangy and athletic. Orlando has a nice body, he has good hair and he’s pretty. I should be hot for him, right? But I’m not feeling it. Maybe it’s the lady’s sweatpants.
What else is going on with Orlando? Well, some tabloid was trying to stir up some controversy by claiming that Miranda Kerr left him because he drinks and parties too much. It seemed like a weird story and Miranda came out and denied it flatly. He also recently purchased an $4.8 million apartment in NYC very close to Taylor Swift’s place. Which is interesting, especially given the tabloid reports that he’s been pursuing Swifty. I actually want that to happen – Orlando and Swifty can be twee together. It would be magical.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.