Ryan Reynolds looks thin at ‘Captive’ Cannes photocall: would you hit it?

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This is a hodge-podge of Cannes Film Festival stuff, mostly from today’s photocall for The Captive, the new Atom Egoyan film starring Ryan Reynolds, Mireille Enos, Rosario Dawson and Kevin Durant. Let’s talk about Ryan for a sec… first off, his hair. What’s up with that? He looks like he left his curlers in too long! Secondly, he looks really thin, right? He’s lost a lot of muscle weight. He looks very male model-y. But why does he always look like he’s wearing too much foundation?

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I don’t have the designer ID on Rosario’s dress, but I sort of like it. I think it would be cuter without the peplum (just as a straight shift) and with different shoes. Rosario is also doing the half-shaved look, like Natalie Dormer and… Avril Lavigne.

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Mireille Enos in Dolce & Gabbana. This is a cute frock, and I was all, “Wow, that makes her look pregnant.” Turns out, she really is pregnant. So… it works.

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I think Kevin Durand is really sexy, but he doesn’t look that hot here. I think it’s the hair dye.

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And here’s Blake Lively, doing press and such yesterday. She wore Giambattista Valli. Gurl… how is your biscuit not exposed?! That might be the shortest dress she’s ever worn.

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49 Responses to “Ryan Reynolds looks thin at ‘Captive’ Cannes photocall: would you hit it?”

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  1. FingerBinger says:

    Have Ryan’s eyes always been that beady?

  2. T.fanty says:

    I might have to quit following Cannes if Blake Lively is at *every* event they hold. Clearly, being a L’Oreal “ambassador” is very serious business.

    And no, I would not hit it. He’s about as appetizing as a rice cake.

  3. Oceansoul89 says:

    I would not hit that if he was the last man on earth. There is just something skeezy abut him.

    • Anname says:

      He and Bradley Cooper are in the same “something-creepy-about-him” category for me.

      • Delorb says:

        And boring! Don’t forget boring! I wouldn’t hit it with Sandra Bullocks, ahem, smile.

  4. Eve says:

    Nope. Never.

  5. Esmom says:

    Agh, Keamy from Lost made me jump, I wasn’t expecting to see him! I do think there’s something hot about him but that hair dye does him no favors.

    Mireille is adorable. As for Ryan, no I would not hit that. I’m especially bugged by the sockless affectation, that’s very Reese Withspoon’s husband.

  6. Bridget says:

    Reynolds lost the hot a couple of years ago. I feel kind of bad saying this, but there’s nothing about him that makes me want to see his movies anymore.

  7. blue marie says:

    No, I think not.

  8. MAM says:

    No is like his ex wife Fiance¡¡

  9. NorthernGirl_20 says:

    He looks thin, but still hot.

    Kevin Durant is so sexy, so excited to see him on here .. He is from close to where I am and he is my uncle’s cousin. I have an autographed photo my uncle got for me of him.

  10. Dita says:

    He does have on to much foundation and I’m on the fence about hitting it.

  11. Gia says:

    Yikes! Ryan legs look so twiggy. Kevin Durand is from my home town! So happy for him and his continued success! Hometown hero :)

  12. Kiddo says:

    What kind of GD outfit is he wearing? He looks like a character on Suburgatory. That is not a compliment.

    Kevin Durand is a zombie Kevin Spacey.

  13. Missy says:

    What’s RR famous for again? BL brings down the quality of Cannes; that’s for classics.

    • qwerty says:

      He was the sexiest man alive a few years ago. NO idea how that happened.

      • Delorb says:

        I don’t know how he continues to get work. All his movies have bombed. I mean if you can’t get Green Lantern off its ass, then what good are you?

  14. Hissyfit says:

    Blake looks amazing! Damn, them legs are sexy! Enos dress is cute.

  15. shannon says:

    Nope. He’s as fake and calculated as his wife.

  16. ~Z~ says:

    Does this mean that Blake really doesn’t cook cupcakes and shizz for him?
    He looks pretty miserable honestly.

  17. Mia4S says:

    Yikes the reviews for this are bad! Sorry Ryan, no help there.

    It kills me because I so want Atom Egoyan (the director) back on track. His “The Sweet Hereafter” remains one of the best movies I’ve ever seen. See that one if you haven’t.

  18. Happyhat says:

    I like Mireille Enos – she’s pulling the kinda squished-up face I pull when I’m photographed. And she’s pasty – I’m pasty too!

    And Reynolds is like Teflon to me – meh.

    • qwerty says:

      LMAO – teflon, tofu wrapped in ice lettuce, rice cakes – I’m loving all the comparisons here

  19. lower-case deb says:

    “oh my gosh, i missed my gyno appointment!”
    proceeds to wear shortest available dress.
    hopes that her obgyn can do long distance consult via press photography.

    • Rhiley says:

      I normally don’t “ha, ha” after people’s comments but this one is smart. Now I am going to think this about the girl who sits across from me at work.

  20. abby says:

    I never got the appeal of Ryan Reynolds. I have tried, I really have but I just don’t feel it.
    He was supposed to be hot – didn’t People tell us he was the hottest/sexiest man at one point? Wasn’t he married to ScarJo? (I can never remember which Ryan it was). He doesn’t look bad here, not at all. Just not, IDK. Something is off. Like I said, he never really appealed to me.

    But LOL! when I saw the top pic I was reminded of a friend saying that he reminded her of a gerbil and as soon as I saw the pic I was like “I totally see it!” Maybe it’s the weight loss cause I never saw the gerbil thing before either.

    Anyway, I am just rambling today.

    Blake looks nice but yeah, that dress was a wardrobe function away from exposing her biscuit.

  21. Stormsmama says:

    Scott Speedman was also at this photo call and I think he is again really well. I’d hit SS all day and night.

  22. Isadora says:

    Rosario’s dress is strange, don’t like it. But she is always so beautiful!! *swoon* How can someone be so gorgeous?

  23. FLORC says:

    Kevin D always looks so pasty and cyborgy. If anyone wears too much foundation this man should be called out for it. Kinda like BC. Pasty alien-like cyborgs. a type has been found.

  24. Vilodemeanus says:

    I haven’t see a Ryan Reynolds movie in forever, but he’s not aging all that well. And why is Blake there? Is she promoting some movie? Other than being married to each other, there’s not much going on there.

  25. Caz says:

    RR is as boring as cold toast. He had some charm in that movie with Sandra Bullock however…two words…Green Lantern. Words can’t express how awful he was. Zero interest in anything he attempts.