Lindsay Lohan goes without a helmet on a bike ride with Dina in NYC: typical Lohan?

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Lindsay Lohan is the picture of health and sobriety. She and her lovely mother Dina went for a healthy, sober bike ride in NYC yesterday – photos show that they were riding Citibikes, the new New York bike-lending program. Health, health, health. Sobriety, sobriety, sobriety. Of course. I just have to admit though… my first thought when I saw these photos was “who arrives to a drug deal on a bike?”

Should we make a big deal about Lindsay not wearing a helmet? I don’t really care – she’s an adult and if she doesn’t want to wear a helmet and someone hits her, that’s her problem. If any driver does hit her… just know that the Lohans will sue you into oblivion. Because Lindsay is the only person in the country who is allowed to drive recklessly time after time after time. The rules are for everybody else.

Anyway, did you hear this stupid story a few days ago? Lindsay wants to start her own rehab. Sigh.

She has the experience, at least! Mean Girls star Lindsay Lohan has checked into rehab a whopping six times and is now considering opening her own treatment center and naming it after herself, RadarOnline.com has been told. She has even sounded out potential investors, a source revealed.

“Lindsay really wants to help other people and she’s talked to some of her wealthy friends who are sober about the prospect of opening up a rehab center,” the insider revealed. “She loves the idea and really believes that if her name is attached to it, it will help draw attention to sobriety.”

The 27-year-old — who was released from a 90-day court-ordered rehab stint three months ago – wants the facility to be based in New York City.

“Lindsay is telling friends that she knows what works and doesn’t work when it comes to treatment,” the source added. “She feels that she’s in the right frame of mind now to give advice to other young people who have their own problems. It may never happen… but she is totally behind the idea and wants to give back after all that she has been through.”

[From Radar]

Here’s what I think is happening – I think Lindsay stays sober (or soberish) while Oprah’s cameras are filming her during the day. I think she does a good impression of someone who is “sober” and she spends most of the day hanging out with her sober companion and doing whatever Oprah wants. And then when Oprah’s cameras leave, Lindsay does a half-dozen shots of tequila with Dina and they do some lines of coke and then they start calling TMZ and Radar and they make up stories about all of the stuff they’re involved in.

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  1. blue marie says:

    I heard about her wanting to open her own rehab facility this morning and snorted toothpaste I laughed so hard.

    • erika says:

      Snorted toothpaste.? You did a line of Co-lgate in the bathroom

      You could become lilos first rehab patient…

      They say -”it all starts with Co-lgate….”

      • blue marie says:

        haha. America Has a Problem (Col-gate)
        (unfortunately I can’t remember the rest of the lyrics to that song)

        Lilo’s first lesson would be how to Properly purchase Sea Jasper.

    • erika says:

      You snorted colgate? In the bathroom? You did a line of Colgate?

      They say it all starts w. Colgate..you could be lilos 1st rehab patient

    • wiffie says:

      Well you get a punch card with said rehab? 5 stays and your sixth is free?

    • Decloo says:

      I call BS on the rehab story. And nobody wears a helmet on a city-bike.

      • ms. deneuve says:

        well, NOBODY is wearing a helmet riding right next to HASBEEN!
        my friend said to me the other day, riding a City bike is like f… an ugly girl, it’s fun until your friends see you. best comparison ever!

  2. Funtimes18 says:

    I couldn’t agree with you more !

    Because being forced by the court to either jail or rehab SIX times makes you such an Advocate! Her rehab: They’d have “Nurses” that come around with a tray and bring your choice of designer drugs and pills. “I’ll take one Molly, one vial of ketamine and an 8 ball!. Charge it to my room!”.

    • Angel says:

      along those same lines, I bet she just wants to start up her own lenient rehab so the next time shes court-ordered to attend one she can just say Oh I’ll just attend my rehab in New York (and then bend all the rules for herself lol)

  3. V4Real says:

    A lot of bike riders in NY go helmet free.

  4. serena says:

    “..really believes that if her name is attached to it, it will help draw attention to sobriety” HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA sure.

  5. Pink says:

    Sorry but Citibikes only look cool when is Leo on them.

    Lindsay? Meh.

  6. janie says:

    Well… I don’t think they could stay on the bike drunk or high? You have to maintain balance? A rehab? Not so much. I’m curious as to who these “friends” are? I do agree about the sobriety for the O cameras.

    • Sisi says:

      riding a bike while intoxicated isn’t super hard, it takes a little more concentration and your reflexes are less good, however it probably wouldn’t be smart to do in NY. Cars and such…
      (in my town there are bike only roads, so after a night on the town you have the street practically for yourself. IDK. Maybe I’m just spoiled here in The Netherlands)

      Being totally pissed is obviously a different matter.

  7. Aussie girl says:

    Please if this isn’t all just put on for the paps to take pics of a,” sober” Lindsay. Im sorry I just dont buy what her mum and her a selling.

    • Willa says:

      I know right! Look how sober we BOTH are! Lindsey’s mom is just loving being photographed. You know she took the time to pick out an outfit and style herself just so.

    • Lady D says:

      Not buying it either. Even if she is sober, (ha) she is still an ignorant, arrogant, abusive, violent, disrespectful thief.

  8. QQ says:

    Ya’ll know that is the ONLY vehicle Dina Can operate at present Time, Right?

  9. Becky says:

    Oh I missed her so much. Her drama isso much more entertaining than Miley’s.

  10. Patricia says:

    Her face has lost even more of the bloat, she looks healhy.
    I feel like she is more of a parent to her mother than her mother ever was to her. At this point she is at least maintaining a semblance of sobriety while mom is off getting arrested for DWI. In these pics mom looks nuts in the head as usual.

    Still wishing Lindsay a true recovery!

    • Migdalia says:

      Exactly, I totally understand everyone’s skeptism, but I don’t believe in continually throwing negativity out on someone. I am too hoping that rehab and Oprah helped her. I’m pretty sure she WANTS to be healthy, but as we know addiction is a disease and she does not have positive people around her (ie her mother whom seems to be her best friend). She hasn’t had anything drug or alcohol related reported on her since she came out of rehab. Just nonsensical stuff like her lack of promotion with that Canyons trash which she did while she was high as the sky btw, and this rehab thing.

  11. Mia4S says:

    Wait a minute, isn’t she supposed to be hosting the premiere of Saturday Night Live, getting her own HBO sitcom, and starring in Affleck’s next movie? Are you telling me the gossip sites were misled by someone?! *gasp*!! ;-)

  12. logan says:

    Oprah photo op.
    Lindsay Lohan opening a rehab center would be like me opening a dance studio.
    Do I dance? Yes
    Do I dance well? No
    Should I teach others to dance? No
    Didn’t I read somewhere that her father has a rehab center?

  13. chops 116 says:

    I think she would need one year sober before even thinking of counseling others?… but probably better with several years?!!!

  14. Jane says:

    her rep already denied the rehab story, that was falsely put out by her idiot father.

  15. mia girl says:

    These pictures make me laugh.

    I love how they are in workout gear to give the appearance of a serious ride, but they each had their hair blow-dried and perfectly styled to complement the helmet/hat.

    • HappyMom says:

      I noticed the same thing. And the paps just happened to capture this. I can’t even bother to eye roll with these two.

  16. AmyR says:

    Ten bucks says we’ll soon see a headline stating Lindsay and/or her mom tried to steal a Citibike through some sort of “misunderstanding:” they’ll somehow think it’s “owed” to them!

  17. Janet says:

    Her face is messed. Oh and she has her druggie pouch necklace on again.

  18. dorothy says:

    What the article didn’t state is that Dina has Jack Daniels in that coke.

  19. Bess says:

    Lindsay and Dina were only on the bikes for two blocks or so (per another site). They were being filmed by cameras.

    • swack says:

      My first thought was that this was done for the Oprah filming. It’s just too fake looking to be real.

  20. MisJes says:

    When you’ve done as much blow as Lindsay and White Oprah have, there’s no point in protecting your brain anymore.

  21. phlyfiremama says:

    Which one is White Oprah, and which one is the Cracken?? Hard to tell the difference!!

  22. Audrey says:

    To be fair, she looks better than she has in years.

    I believe she’s more sober than she used to be. But not actually sober

  23. Marianne says:

    90% of people I see on bikes don’t wear helmets. I personally think its stupid not to wear one…but I dont care what she or anyone else wears one or not. Not my life. If she has an accident and ends up with a brain injury than thats her fault.

  24. doofus says:

    as much as I dislike this entitled piece of snot and her mother, I will say this…she looks better than she has in a LONG time (minus the orange skin).

  25. Quinn says:

    Her longest acting role ever : trying to pass herself off as normal and healthy.

    This girl will always be a mess…simply because I think she finds normal life boring…she craves the drama. It’s just another drug for LL.

  26. modelspiceboi says:

    Eh… aside from not wearing a helmet (which is stupid, but hey, she could have forgotten it), Lindsay looks rather fit and healthy so good for her. Dina still looks like she is coming down from a coke/meth high in these shots though. Can she look like she’s enjoying it without looking crazed?

  27. Fatty Cakes says:

    I have yet to see one single person on a Citibike wear a helmet. Most of the other cyclists I see wear helmets, so it’s mainly just the Citibike fools that must like to gamble with their lives. I don’t understand this at all. I’d probably take the risk and go helmet-less if I were riding around a park bike path, but never around NYC drivers.

  28. Allie says:

    I haven’t even read the article yet but I think it’s safe to say she isn’t putting herself at risk because there is no brain to damage.

  29. Babalon says:

    She’s. Not. Driving.

    +1 for her being on a bicycle.

  30. Bread and Circuses says:

    I loathe the Lohans, but this is probably a good thing. Lindsay hasn’t been falling out of clubs at 3AM after this rehab stint.

    Maybe she’s finally realizing you can have a good day out, and a quiet night in, and it’s not such a bad way to live after all.

  31. skuddles says:

    It makes perfect sense she wasn’t wearing a helmet… helmets are meant to protect the brain.

  32. Madriani's Girl says:

    Her ratchet father also wanted to start a rehab at one time.

    I hope someone washed down those bikes with bleach after they were returned. Actually, I’m surprised we haven’t heard about two Citibike bikes that went missing and turned up in a crack den somewhere as payment for a lid or whatever they call it.

  33. Haley says:

    even when she isnt doing anything she’s doing something wrong. let the girl ride a bike with her mom. she hasn’t done anything wrong since she got out of rehab, she looks good, she seems happy.

    • Claudia says:

      This.

      So much negativity. Yes, in the past it was definitely called for, but she hasn’t been doing anything to warrant it since she completed rehab. A little positivity and heart is good for the soul. I continue to wish Lindsay the best.

  34. Caroline says:

    She looks better than she had in a very long time…I used to make fun of her, but then it just became sad…
    Anyways, hope she’s actually getting better!!!

  35. MegG says:

    These bikes are similar to the ones we have in Melbourne. They don’t seem very popular here, as wearing no helmets is illegal.

  36. John says:

    Most people don’t carry helmets around with them when they decide to rent a Citibike. I know you don’t like her, but since she’s not being an obvious Cracken, in your terms, why must you find criticism when none is warranted?
    Isn’t there a Brangelina sighting you could be “reporting” on instead?

  37. Onyx XV says:

    Every time I see photos of Dina I just wish she would stop bleaching her hair blonde. She would be so much prettier with darker hair. Not that I like her, mind you – she’s a revolting human being, but that’s just the first thing I always think about her.

  38. geneva says:

    It seems Lindsay won’t stay sober if she is hanging around with her mother – sorry to say. Her mother will drag her back down, if you ask me. She does look better – and I confess she almost looked like the weight of the world was off her shoulders – and certainly was not being carried by her mother who did look like she needed a parent, and the roles were reversed.

    If Lindsay wants to stay sober for real..it seems like she basically needs distance from the enabler..her mother. her mother seems really messed up, too