“You won’t be able to avert your eyes when Iggy Pop comes to town” links

Iggy Pop will never change. Nor should he, I suppose. [Celebslam]
Hayden Christensen has dark hair now, he looks different. [LaineyGossip]
You have to look at Holly Madison’s crazy engagement ring. [Dlisted]
Amber Heard & Johnny Depp were together in Moscow. Discuss. [Pop Sugar]
I’m obsessed with the story about how pigeons are really cool. [Buzzfeed]
The Wire is named the greatest TV show of all time. [Pajiba]
Jimmy Kimmel tricks the poor little Belibers. [A Socialite Life]
Maggie Gyllenhaal looks like a flightless bird. [Go Fug Yourself]
Kourtney Kardashian already thinks Kim is a terrible mother. [Evil Beet]
Beyonce’s latest single leaked and then got pulled. [The Blemish]
Aaron Hernandez was denied bail. Thank God. [IDLYITW]
Hilary Duff wears short-shorts. [Popoholic]
I like Olivia Munn’s wide-leg pants. [I'm Not Obsessed]
Michelle Monaghan is pregnant but barely showing. [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Bert & Ernie are thrilled about the DOMA decision. [Gawker]
Lisa Vanderpump’s top is unfortunate & unflattering. [Reality Tea]
Miley Cyrus’s promotional outfits have been really weird. [Amy Grindhouse]

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  1. TheOriginalKitten says:

    OH GOOD GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    *runs screaming*

  2. TheOriginalKitten says:

    That ain’t right…

    Looks like human jerky.

    ….and I love Iggy…but that ain’t right.

  3. UsedToBeLulu says:


    *hides behind TheOriginalKitten*

  4. Badirene says:

    This is what Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux’s child would look like, too tan, skinny jeans, snarly rock attitude and glorious golden hair!

    • Sullivan says:

      Yes. Aniston already does bear a striking resemblance to Iggy. Baking in the sun is not smart. Or pretty.

    • Olli says:

      OMG my first thought was that is Jennifer Aniston´s face in 10 years ;-)

      • Camille (TheOriginal) says:

        My first thought was: oh Aniston finally took her top off for a movie role! :lol:

        They bear such an uncanny resemblance.

      • Grant says:

        I don’t think it’s sun damage. I just think this is age.

    • RocketMerry says:

      He IS blessed with a most gorgeous shade of blonde, is he not? I’m thinking I should bring these pictures to my hairdresser next time.

      Seriously, though, I have to say what is gross in those pics is basically the leathery skin; for the rest, he’s of a certain age: men are kinda supposed to look like that when they get older, ain’t too disturbing. Sagging is natural, we should embrace it on women AND men.

    • teri says:

      Aniston and Iggy seperated at birth.

  5. lucy2 says:

    Stay out of the sun, kids.

  6. Niki says:

    “I’m not ashamed to dress like a woman because I don’t think it’s shameful to be a woman.” – Iggy Pop

    … and that is the reason I love him with all his wrinkles and sagging skin :)

    • NM9005 says:

      I love him despite his skin. He’s too cool.

    • UsedToBeLulu says:

      Oh. Well I like that attitude! He looks like an 80 year old supertan superfit grandma, actually. But he has a serious case of Miley tongue in that first photo.

  7. NM9005 says:

    Depp, without scarves and necklaces and long hair, is aging way better than Pitt. Even with that pinched puckered mouth and that weird tan or stretchy face he’s got going on, he’s naturally just more beautiful than Pitt will ever be.

    I don’t know if he’s messing with his face, unlike Pitt who is doing something to achieve that weird Kilmer bloat.

    That said, he’s still an a-hole though. For being stuck in the same gf-loop: young. For being greedy. For selling out.

    • lisa2 says:

      Please.. I just saw a video of Brad making Guacamole with Gaby Cam at a Mexican food place.

      Brad is freaking hot as hell. So just because you don’t like him; fine. but he looked amazing and his body is tight.

      so get off the hate train or stop ragging on him to make others look good.

      • Maggie says:

        lisa2, I watched that video. His face is full of fillers. Depp is better looking to me.

    • Vera says:

      Why bring up Brad? He is not even mentioned. Obsessed much?

      Brad is aging just fine IMO. His face is not bloated. He looked very handsome in his latest USA Today interview photoshoot.

      • Kim1 says:

        Brad is the Golden Standard so they compare all these other guys to him.You have heard about the Mexican Brad Pitt,Cuban Brad Pitt,etc.Have you heard of the British Johnny Depp or the French George Clooney or the Italian Hugh Jackman? Enough said

      • Camille (TheOriginal) says:

        Exactly. It’s pathetic. People see what they want to see I guess. (although Pitt really needs to cut his hair now IMO, although it is really none of my biz what he does with himself either)

        Also- I have to say that genetics and skin tone do play a *major* factor in how a person ages (as well as lifestyle etc).

    • KayMary says:

      I am with NM 100% here. Depp wins the battle of the aging pretty boys. Amber seems to have been a good influence I dare say.

    • Sullivan says:

      Your comment is incongruous. P. S.: Pitt is a fine-looking grown man.

    • Maggie says:

      Agree! Depp looks waaay better.

    • LoL says:

      I agree. depp is better looking but I think he is doing the same facial treatments as Brad Pitt & Tom Cruise. They made their fame off of their looks so they want to keep up with the young crowd. I think pitt is using fillers and gaining weight. He looks like he has a beer belly now and his face is Plastic like a dolls, same for Cruise and his manboobs. Depp looks slightly more natural.

      It’s about time these men are called out for their fillers. When a lady looks younger everyone screams plastic surgery. Photos of all three exist of them looking old and wrinkly and now they all look so young for 50. Yeah right.

      • lisa2 says:

        ROTFLMAO.. Brad does not have a beer belly..

        This was yesterday. Nothing fat about his body. And he is adorable to boot.


      • bluhare says:

        I’m with you, lisa2. He looks damn good for pushing 50.

      • Kim1 says:

        @Lisa2 there are new pics of Brad at Fort Irwin In tight tshirt and draw string pants prepping for WW2 film with Shia. You should see his arms he has been hiding biceps under baggy clothes.He is very trim

      • lisa2 says:

        Kim I saw them and yep he looks great. I posted the video to show that he didn’t have a pot belly.

        I like Johnny and enjoy some of his movies. I just don’t find him attractive that much. I just hate all those things he wears. I think he dresses too old; even in suits. But everyone has their taste. I just get tired of Brad being ragged in and people going all hate for the purpose of hating him because he is Brad Pitt.

        and all that everyone on the internet crap. Whatever. Brad looks great. Johnny too and Tom.

    • NM9005 says:

      Ok, crazy people. Depp and Pitt are almost the same age and they were often pitted against each other because they are the polar opposite looks and image wise. That’s all.

      I don’t think Pitt is beautiful at all and the majority of the internet agrees so enjoy your guaca video and your comments. If he was so hot btw, you wouldn’t have to go on every thread saying that 10x, it would just be…a fact.

      It has got nothing to do with age. He looked fine before he let his hair grow too long and he messed up his face and that was not too long ago. I never said he was downright ugly, funny how loons obviously read my comment this way. Feeling the heat of the consensus ladies?

      • Camille (TheOriginal) says:

        Good grief :lol:

      • Kim1 says:

        Brad Pitt the standard. Have you every heard I’m no Brad Pitt or He’s no Brad Pitt? Have you ever heard the statement “I’m no Johnny Depp”?

      • NM9005 says:

        Have you ever heard: ‘this is 2013, not 2001-2005?’ He’s not gracing the covers as ‘hottest man’ anymore. The standard has been replaced by Gosling and Cavill (have you seen the reaction of females to his Superman?) Please don’t tell me Pitt can still evoke those feelings, girl snap out of it. Nobody makes Pitt gifs to fawn over like they do with many other hotter men.

      • Grant says:

        Um, I’m pretty sure most everyone in the world still equates the name Brad Pitt with “incredible, unbelievable man-beauty.” You’re just a hater.

    • Hipocricy says:

      Johnny has a great face but bodywise, sorry Brad f$cking Pitt, former model has still the best one of his generation : taller body, better proportions all aroud, great sexy muscular long legs, great shapely butt, great muscles, great peck, great arms, great kissable neck.

      Cruise has often a greater body than Depp too when he trains but he is a short guy so his arms looks at times stubby to me.

      Depp seems bloated at times, especially when he drinks and doesn’t train. He also doesn’t always has well define arms or muscles all around like Pitt.

    • Janet says:

      LOL @ Depp aging better. Amazing what eyeliner can do, isn’t it?

  8. j.eyre says:

    I have not watched The Shield and I am sure it is very good, but I have trouble finding credibility in a list of All Time Best TV shows that does not include M*A*S*H somewhere in the ranking.

    And I really like Ms. Munn’s pants as well.

    • TheOriginalKitten says:

      My parents claim MASH is the best show of all-time. I never could get into it.

      The Wire is the best show that has ever existed. So underrated too, it’s a shame.

      I loved The Shield as well-phenomenal acting and really well-written.

      • MorticiansDoItDeader says:

        I’ve got to go with six feet under (fantastic series, amazing finale!) or Buffy the Vampire slayer!

      • bluhare says:

        Well, of course you’re going to go with Six Feet Under, MorticiansDoItDeader!

        My problem with picking best show of all time is lots of them start out great, and then really fall apart.

  9. The Original G says:

    I loved Iggy’s suggestion, a while back, that Lindsay Lohan should play him in his biopc.

  10. neelyo says:

    Kelly Killoren Bensimon just hasn’t been the same since getting kicked off RHONY.

    • Thiajoka says:

      OMG, I finally get this! LOL. Seriously, have spent the last five minutes looking back over the links to see if I missed one about Kelly. :)

  11. dg says:

    J . Aniston really looks like Iggy! The resemblance is there for sure. Same facial structure!!!

  12. renata says:

    He looks like he escaped from the tanning salon at Attica.

  13. TheOriginalKitten says:

    The story about pigeons made me SOOOO happy! I absolutely adore them, especially when they’re puffed up, sitting, and you can’t see their legs.

    They get such a bad rap and I get super-upset with how mean *SOME* jerks are to them.

    • Thiajoka says:

      I just love birds in general. I don’t prefer to keep any as pets, but I have become very familiar with many that hang around our house, even named some of them. I talk to them and they hop closer and bend their little heads to the side while listening. Yeah, I’m the crazy bird lady in my neighborhood. It embarrasses my family.

      • TheOriginalKitten says:

        You’re the same as my mom. She got a new bird house and was VERY upset because some wrens started to move in but the sparrows tried to kick them out. She decided to cut the top of a plastic bottle to put around the hole so that the sparrows couldn’t fit but the wrens could. It was total bird dramz.

        I love them too but sadly, we don’t get many varieties in the city-mainly pigeons, sparrows, crackles and other commoners. I saw a Blue Jay in my neighborhood the other day and I squee’d like a teen who just got asked to the prom.

        Anyway, I’m with you: birds are effin’ awesome.

      • Thiajoka says:

        @Kitten: I don’t have any bird houses or feeders because we have some very aggressive squirrels and cats roaming the neighborhood. But there are plenty of places for them to nest and the soil is rich with worms, despite it being a residential neighborhood. The only thing I regret is that, because it is a residential neighborhood, it’s not really conducive to using binoculars to bird watch because we’re all so close to the other houses that it would be impolite. But I wish I could because we have hawks flying over all the time and I’d love to see them better.

      • TheOriginalKitten says:

        Oh my mom has several pairs of “binocs” as she calls them.
        She was a very avid bird watcher when we were kids and she used to have 4 or 5 really beautiful bird books. It was so fun learning how to identify the different bird varieties.

        Hawks are SO gorgeous.

        Do you ever go to bird sanctuaries? You could bring binocs and have a field day with all the birds.

      • Tiffany :) says:

        I live in an urban areas so we mostly have pigeons and other small birds around. One day I was taking a shower and had the little bathroom window open…and a GIANT white Japanese Crane was sitting on my neighbors balcony! I thought I was hallucinating at first. It looked so mystical and graceful. Of course I hopped out of the shower and grabbed my phone to take a picture. It sat there for a while and we bonded. ;)

        Later I did some researching and found out there was Japanese garden a few miles from my apartment…I think it must have escaped from there.

      • MorticiansDoItDeader says:

        Fellow bird lover too! I rescued one of these from a thorn bush while I was out walking the dog.


        He was tangled in the thorns and had frost bite. We took him to the local animal sanctuary.

      • Thiajoka says:

        @Kitten: No, there aren’t any bird sanctuaries anywhere near me. I wish we’d stuck with our original plan and got a house away from the city limits.

        @Morticians: When my mother lived in the country, there was a heron that came back to the pond in front of her house every year. He was gorgeous.

      • bluhare says:

        Count me in on the bird love. When we first moved to where we are now, I looked out my kitchen window and there was a frickin’ eagle on a snag across the street. I about fainted. But although I see them around, there’s too much around us now for any close ups.

        Now I settle for the hummingbirds out the kitchen window. Can watch them forever.

  14. Thiajoka says:

    Oh man, I miss wide-legged pants. I hate skinny jeans and straight-legged dress pants. I was in hog-heaven back in the early 2000′s when the flare legs came back in.

    Oh, and one year you couldn’t find anything but capris for summer wear–I hated that, too.

  15. jnam says:

    A Punk Rock Legend – LOVE Iggy Pop! He’s a really great guy but at some point in everyones life you realize that it’s better to keep the shirt on – he’s so rocknroll love his music!

  16. Christina says:

    I’d bone the living daylights out of him! He’s Iggy, for f-ck’s sake!

  17. Hipocricy says:

    What the hell is that weird thang ???? What specie is this ?

    LMAO !!!!!

  18. Beatriz says:

    Despite his saggy skin, I still find Iggy attractive (yes, I’m disgusting).

    • Hipocricy says:

      ” (yes, I’m disgusting). ”


    • MaiGirl says:

      I guess I’m disgusting, too, cuz I’d hit it like a freight train. He’s a lot older than me, and I normally don’t go for older men, but he’s just so cool and brilliant that it makes him sexy in my eyes.

      • Julie says:

        Iggy is AWESOME and he looks great, especially for a 70-years-old punk rocker. Apparently alcohol and drugs are great preservatives :) .

        I’m going to see him on a concert in Berlin very soon – cant wait!

        And yes, I would hit it :) and I’m 30.

      • Kiddo says:

        He’s 70? He looks better than Jagger.

      • Hipocricy says:


        Actually he just turns 66. He was born in April 1947.

        Mick Jagger is born in July 1943. He is the one who will be turning 70 soon.

  19. Dommy Dearest says:

    Celebitchy, can you report the blatant threats that Alec Baldwin is making to a reporter via twitter?

  20. Emily says:

    I will quote an amazing show, ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS!

    “Rockers should stay rocking or die! Or choke on their own vomit! Just overdose into the hall of fame! Not play golf… not retire… not FISH!”

    • Thiajoka says:

      Poor old Roger Daltrey and his fish farm. He was my crush in the day–still is a little bit.

  21. MsAubra says:

    Iggy is HILARIOUS!!! He’s so strange looking yet his wife is so normal and beautiful

  22. Hatsumomo says:

    thats what punk is. He shocks people because everyone got used to Miley Cyrus’s version of “punk” no one knows what real punk looks like. On a slightly related note, I just saw Gogol Bordello the other day and Eugene is starting to look a bit like Iggy. Its kinda funny. He’ll be doing his schtick onstage well into his 60s!

  23. Jane says:

    The dude is 66 years old—he really needs to put a shirt on.

  24. DesertPoppy says:

    Am I the only one that doesn’t see a problem with Kim taking the baby on tour? I just don’t see it as this as a risk/problem that they are trying to make it out to be.

    • Audrey says:

      Her baby won’t be fully immunized

      It will also be a stressful environment. So much chaos and flying and timezone changing.the baby needs calm and stability

      Kim has to realize that she can’t have her cake and eat it too. World tours and travelling endlessly went out the window when she decided to have a baby

      • Dave says:

        She can go back for 5th servings of cake if she wants… it’s no one’s business! Babies are more resilient than you think! People wrap them in cotton wool, sure, but that doesn’t mean it’s necessary.

        We got through cave man stages pretty okay – I am sure her baby will be a OK

      • Marigold says:

        Dave, there’s a difference between “have to” and “want to” with babies. Yeah, she can take that baby anywhere she wants to but let’s not pretend she’s a pioneer woman who has to take her child anywhere. A newborn baby belongs safe and warm in a home, not trotting around the world. This isn’t a plane ride here or there. A tour is constant traveling and crappy sleep schedules. Contrary to what people claim, babies don’t just sleep anywhere. They like stability. Taking her on tour would be selfish. Which is really no surprise coming from a Kardashian.

    • Jayna says:

      A newborn born early city to city different states or countries night after night either on a plane and’/or your bus on the way to the next gig. Sorry. No way. It won’t happen. Kimmie will last three weeks and bail.

  25. IWantToLiveInNew York says:

    Leave Bert & Ernie alone!

  26. Aud says:

    Once you see Iggy….
    You cant un-see him.

  27. vv says:

    I can’t hate. He is an icon and imagine if women today had HIS confidence. We wouldn’t have a crap load of dumb “post baby weight” stories etc.

  28. Thora says:

    How dare he get old and not cover himself in our youth obsessed world.

  29. Janet says:

    Jesus, what is that? It looks like something growing on the side of a tree trunk.

  30. Jenn says:

    Those veins on the one side freak me out. . He looks like Tim Roth did when he took Hulk Juice and was about to turn into The Abomination. Veinyyyyy and crazy.

  31. phlyfiremama says:

    Totally off all the Links topics but…saw “The Heat” today and it was funny enough!! Go support women lead characters~they didn’t rely on a man to save the day, nor was it one of those insipid rom-com disasters. Just great dirty fun!!!

  32. Maggie says: