Timothy Olyphant, Demian Bichir & Charlie Hunnam: who would you rather?

Before I even begin, I would like to thank Bedhead for allowing me to “steal” her man for a brief moment. These are photos from last night’s Fox Upfronts, which is where all of Fox and FX’s biggest stars come together to pose for photos and shill their TV shows to the press. A surprising number of hut dudes were there, so let’s make this a “Who would you rather?” deal. The rules: you have to choose one main dude as your ultimate “#1 Bone” and then you can pick one back-up dong. Your first selection: Bedhead’s boyfriend Timothy Olyphant. Olyphant was there because of Justified, which just got renewed for its fifth season. Justified is like the little engine that could – I think FX just shows Justified so much love, which is nice. As for Olyphant… I’m not into it. His hair is gross and he looks kind of wasted. He’s still hot, but he’s not my #1. Maybe a backup-dong contender.

Charlie Hunnam, who was there because of Sons of Anarchy (another FX show). Charlie looked GOOD. But his flesh-beard was back. He’s a contender for my backup.

I suspect Walton Goggins is Bedhead’s back-up dong. She loves him, and really – he seems like a cool dude. He’s a scene-stealer and he’s attractive in a weird way.

Is anyone into Matthew Rhys? He’s on The Americans now (playing a Russian who is playing an American) and he’s getting good reviews. I used to like him a lot, but my crush has waned.

Hola Demian Bichir. Mi amor! So… yeah, Demian is my #1. This man is HOT.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

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  1. Eve says:

    Is it weird that I’m attracted to Walton Goggins only when he’s in drag?

  2. Marty says:

    Charlie Hunnam! And I don’t need any back up dongs, thank you. I think Charlie would be more than enough. :)

  3. Victoria1 says:

    In no particular order: Tim, Charlie, and Demian. I love men with scruff and longish hair

  4. sy says:

    The Americans is soooooooooooooo good and Matthew Rhys is brilliant. His character is so interesting, never thought he’s Welsh since his American accent is flawless.

    • marie says:

      he is a great actor but Olyphant would still be my #1, with Hunnam as the back up..

      • sy says:

        It’s not about looks but charisma. Olyphant is attractive but I’m getting the feeling he is portraying himself in Justified. Matthew in photos looks like an average guy but on screen he is awesome. How he changes between his many personalities in the series is great. He is definitely the better actor.

      • marie says:

        I see what you’re saying, and I can agree.

    • V4Real says:

      He’s Welsh; damn he does have a great American accent just like Idris Elba.

      But my choice out of the above guys will be my Timmyboy; he just does it for me. That’s my type, I like them dark.

  5. Dawn says:

    I like them all and wouldn’t kick a one of them out of bed! Oh and if your are NOT watching The Americans please start. It is a wonderful show and everyone on it is beyond great. It helps to start from episode 1 if you can still get it On-Demand do so.

  6. Ashling says:

    Timothy is my 1 and only. I love that he has been married for so long.

  7. annabelle says:

    1. Timothy – Cool Drink Of Water

    2. Charlie – Ridiculously hot body

    3. Walton – Brilliant, cool, and sexy as hell.

    Best game ever.

    • Raven says:

      Ooooh, good picks. I also love Matthew, he’s fabulous on The Americans.

      • annabelle says:

        I KNEW I should have watched The Americans. I forgot about it, until it was 3 or 4 episodes in and FX isn’t on Demand.

        Boo :(

      • akua says:

        @ annabelle, it looks like ‘the americans’ is on vod on the fx website. I didn’t try to watch – but it appears that the first 8 episodes are on it. (Not sure how long it’s been on, just googled it when I saw this post because I really like Matthew rhys)

    • Sassy says:

      Exactly this! *swoon*

  8. Asiyah says:

    Bichir can get it. Definitely. Been into him since he started out in novelas.

  9. Axis2ClusterB says:

    My boyfriend Timothy is number one, then Walton.

  10. melina says:

    Timothy is my #1. I recently saw Catch and Release and now i am reminded that the dude is hot! And i ‘ll leave it at that!

  11. Sisi says:

    Timothy was my no. 1 during Scream 2. He played a complete psycho, but teenage me thought he was soooo hot.

  12. Elceibeno08 says:

    Timothy is sexy. Look at his ‘come hither’ bedroom eyes.

  13. KaraAngela says:

    Charlie Hunnam (only!) hands down…pants off, shirt off….

  14. Jenna says:

    Timothy. ALWAYS Timothy. I don’t think you can undserstand that until you see him as Raylan Givens. SO GOOD!

  15. Tiffany27 says:

    Walton Goggins is looking fine as hell to me right now. Like for real.

  16. Simmy says:

    Tim is sexy but for reasons even I can’t fully explain, I’m more into Walton Goggins. Charlie Hunnam would be high up on my list too.

    My roommate is into the guy in the Americans.

  17. moon says:

    I thought Timothy was Sebastian Koch for a moment

  18. NeoCleo says:

    Timothy O. He’s sexy AND handsome as the devil.

  19. Nikki says:

    Oh Charlie Charlie Charlie. Number 1 dong, lips, abs, shoulders, back, butt omg just rub that man allll over me… With or without biker wear ;)

  20. Yummm says:

    Charlie please and thank you!

  21. sassenach says:

    Damn. Its so nice to look at some sexy ass grown men sometimes so thanks for this post. So tired of the Garfield’s and Pattison’s of Hollywood. Demian as my number one and Charlie as back up.

  22. bea says:

    I have never laid on eyes on Timothy Olyphant before, but I like. He looks like fun trouble.

    • MsCatra says:

      YES! He has that “up to something naughty” look that just caaaalls to me.

    • Ruth Dunbar says:

      Indeed he does. AND he’s weird as hell. YouTube some of his appearances on Conan O’Brien. He’s got the strangest sense of humor ever — he’s a hoot.

  23. Stubbylove says:

    Hail to the Olyphant!! Would do massive shagging with that dong.

  24. Melissa C says:

    Tim Tim Tim Tim Tim….

  25. Mingy says:

    JAXXXXXXXXXXXXX!

  26. RHONYC says:

    NYC Deli Dude: “whaddya want?”

    me: “yeah, i’ll have a sub S-A-N-D-W-I-C-H with Timothy Olyphant, Charlie Hunnam and some Demian Bichir onda side with lots of mayo.”

    *licking lips*

    Mmmmm :-P

    HAPPY EASTER & PASSOVER MY CELEBITCHEEZE! :-D

  27. Lexi says:

    Hands down, chatlie hunnam is who i want, i would love to sex him up, he is soooo hot and sexy

  28. CocoBelly says:

    Mr. Bichir …. O my.

  29. Sarcasmo says:

    The Olyphant is one of my Forever Dongs, so him as my #1, with Hunnam as my Second-Runner-Up Dong! :D

    Happy HGF to us all, and Happy Passover and Easter to my fellow CBs!

  30. CKC says:

    Timothy always the one and only. He is totally hot all the time.

  31. Mira says:

    Tim, Walton and Charlie, in that order. However, Walton in drag will always and forever be number one.

  32. jasmine says:

    timothy and # 1 and timothy as backup :)

  33. Al says:

    Yep, Timothy #1 without question.

  34. Miss M says:

    1- Timothy
    2- Demian

  35. Anne says:

    Demian looks great. Everyone needs to watch him in A Better Life, it’s so heartbreaking.

  36. kiki says:

    Why would you need anyone after Charlie? You could live off the damn memories alone.

  37. GirlySkwerly (@girlyskwerly) says:

    It just blew my mind AGAIN that ANOTHER actor that I love has a very, very British accent. First, Rick (of The Walking Dead) mind completely blown that I’ve watched him for years and never heard a hint. Then Charlie Hunnam, The Governor (Walking Dead, again. NOW Matthew Rhys, watched him for years on Brothers & Sisters. I sincerely have a hard time wrapping my brain around this. And apparently I have a thing for actors that I don’t know are British.

  38. lucy2 says:

    God bless the FX Network, that is quite a line up. And their shows are pretty awesome too. The Americans is getting really good, and Justified is simply the best.
    Tim and Walton are a very close #1 and #2. If they want to fight for it, that’s fine by me.
    Charlie is #3.
    Demian is #4.
    Matthew is #5 – he is usually exactly my type – dark hair, light eyes, accent, but he doesn’t do it for me. He’s great on the show though.

  39. misstrishm says:

    Tim for sure. I’ve always had a thing for him now that Walter is very hot too.

  40. NewGirl says:

    I’ll take Demian Bichir, every day please. I loved him in Weeds as Esteban. When he threw Mary Louise Parker over his knee and spanked her, I got a total lady boner. He’s so hot.

  41. Eileen says:

    Matthew Rhys has a BEAUTIFUL smile and sexy eyes-wow he can charge my batteries!

  42. Fran says:

    Charlie only please, I’d be far too exhausted for need of anyone else!

  43. Memory30 says:

    Love me some Demian he’s getting hotter with age. And he’s Mexican whaaat!!! Represent!!!! Besides he’s a great actor.

  44. Miss M says:

    Off topic: Jeremy Renner is a daddy!

  45. Me Three says:

    Tim all the way! Just don’t get why he isn’t in more movies. I LOVE this man. Goggins for the back up dong.

  46. Joanna says:

    none of them. now if you put up there hugh jackman, the rock, and brad pitt, that would be a tough one.

  47. Ruth Dunbar says:

    1. Walton Goggins. All he really needs to do is whisper in my ear.
    2. I think I’m going with that Matthew dude. He’s great on the Americans, and I find him kind of sexy.

    I’d like T. Olyphant as my #1 drinking buddy.

  48. Mew says:

    Olyphant because I’ve always liked him, even when it wasn’t cool yet. He just rocks.

  49. Jennifer12 says:

    None of them, sorry. They lack the pure sex that comes out of Sarsgard; the naughtiness that emanates from MacGregor; the serious “I will take you right now” vibe from Crowe. Or maybe I just have a type.

  50. Maria says:

    Timothy, always.

    • Suzeque says:

      Timothy all day and everyday! I don’t understand why he isn’t a bigger film star as he is a great actor and ohhh so fine to look at. Love him, love him.

  51. Lulu.T.O. says:

    Good Lord, the Kate Bosworth photos are frightening! Her knees are bigger than her thighs or her calves…never a good sign.

  52. Katie says:

    Charlie Hunnam 100% that’s my baby right there SOA the character he plays i love that shit- that thug bad boy he’s banging

  53. Emmylou says:

    Charlie!
    Jeezum Pete!
    Be still my heart! *sigh*swoon*

  54. Emmylou says:

    Charlie!
    Be still my heart! *sigh*swoon*

  55. Lasonya says:

    Charlie would be my #1,Charlie would be my backup,Charlie would be my forever. Thats all there is to it.

  56. Melissa Sinclair says:

    The only one I see is Charlie… sorry but no one has nothing on Charlie!! Charlie is too sexy!!

  57. Christine says:

    olyphant wins every day of the week and twice on Sunday. Even better if he wears the Raylan hat. Swoon. Charlie is the backup. A little young for me, but it’s a sacrifice I’d have to make.

  58. Stephanie says:

    No back up dong! Only Charlie! Love me some Jax!

  59. Marsha Smith says:

    Charlie Hunnam all the way….

  60. Constellation says:

    I can’t believe there was even a question there! Charlie Baby! ALLLL THE WAY!

  61. KellyinSeattle says:

    Demian

  62. Kee says:

    #1 CHARLIE, CHARLIE, CHARLIE. All day long.
    #2 Tim… but Walton is also kinda hot. Can i have a #3?

  63. gefeylich says:

    Nah, sorry – Clench, er, Olyphant all the way, with Goggins as a back-up. However, if Jacob Pitts were among these guys, all bets would be off. Of all the Justified men, US Marshal Tim Gutterson and his deadpan wit is the object of many fantasies. Yowsa.

    Sorry to see that Hunnam looks so greasy and unkempt these days. He used to be cute when he was British. And while Matthew Rhys has the best American accent since Damian Lewis, he is far too Eurotrashy for my taste.

    • Elina says:

      I agree with you all the way Gefeylich!!!These Justified men are both yummy, but Jacob Pitts as Tim Gutterson…. Oh my!!!!

  64. hmm says:

    HAHAHA That Guy. Timothy Olyphant is such an annoying actor! I swear he ruins every movie he’s in.

  65. hmm says:

    Walton Goggins? What a name! LOL

    He looks like Billy Joe Armstrong’s older, uglier brother.

  66. Mario says:

    Timothy Olyphant is the only hot guy in the bunch, and he is extremely hot.

  67. Twez says:

    Olyphant, you hot hot bitch.

  68. DAFFY says:

    gimme timmy….

  69. Deeana says:

    Tim Olyphant. All NIGHT long.

    That grey just sexys him up more! His unique persona shines through in every role I’ve seen him in, whether playing a good guy or a bad guy. Raylan Givens is my favorite – so far.

    Walt Goggins (yes, that’s his real name) either in or out of drag, would be my #2.

    And, yes, I think I could handle that as a sandwich.