Salma Hayek looks terribly bored & other Paris Fashion Week photos

These are some assorted photos from the beginning of Paris Fashion Week, which began a few days ago. The turnout for these shows is always less than enthusiastic, especially if we’re comparing them to the turnout for the September Fashion Weeks. I always think that the only people who show up to fashion shows in January and February are A) top-tier celebrities and stylists looking for something spectacular for the Oscars and the BAFTAs and B) famewhores who can’t get attention in September. With that in mind, let’s discuss these photos!

I’m starting with Salma Hayek and her husband Francois-Henri Pinault at the Yves Saint Laurent show on Sunday. Pinault owns (or co-owns) so many of the huge, major, important labels that show during Paris Fashion Week, and while it’s clear that Salma enjoys being a part of that world, I do wonder if a little bit goes a long way, you know? She must be exhausted with this crap by now. But she would never admit it because trophy wives don’t admit that they’re bored.

Dita Von Teese at the Alexis Mabille Spring/Summer 2013 Haute-Couture show – perfection.

Jessica Alba at Dior – she looks great, doesn’t she? For the most part, I think red lips are overdone and red doesn’t suit every woman. But this is a great example of a red lip working.

Noomi Rapace at Dior – she’s all over Paris Fashion Week, this is like the third show she’s been to in two days. I’m not crazy about her dress, but her face is lovely. PS… LOOK AT THAT RING.

Rosamund Pike in a gorgeous grey tweed. I WANT THIS COAT.

Olivia Munn at the Versace show. I don’t get it…? Is she trying to be a “fashion girl” now?

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

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  1. Rachel says:

    Olivia Munn needs to go away

    • chloe says:

      Rachel I was thinking the same thing, I hated her on New Girl and I hope she’s gone for good on that show.

      • Alexandra Bananarama says:

        She was terrible on new girl. I’m not sure if it was her acting or her character I hated more, but her presents there was awful.

        Her g4 hot gamer geek girl, daily show correspondent, and network comedy funny girl schticks all flopped so now it’s back to fashion and gentlemen mags.

    • Angel says:

      Amen! Please, just go away. I’m tired of her try hard routine.

  2. Becky says:

    Why call salma Hayek a trophy wife? People fall in love with billionaires too, you know?

    • Nina W says:

      Really? Look at that photo, you think if that man didn’t have billions she would have looked at him twice?

  3. carrie says:

    OMG the fashion will be ugly ! all this black !!!

  4. MeanGirl says:

    I dont get the Dita von Teese love.
    What is she? A stripper, right? And she seems really famewhory to me too, and stiff and fake.

    • annabelle says:

      She is a burlesque dancer, yes.

      You should find an interview or two with her. She’s smart, she’s funny, she’s warm and she’s classy.

      As far as famewhory, she’s never attempted to turn her B level fame into a reality series, or god forbid a talk show. She doesn’t date a different celebrity every other month nor does she insert her comments into social debates.

      She is very very into fashion and one the best dressed women in the world, it makes total sense to see her at these types of events.

      • taxi says:

        In the only interview I’ve seen, Dita sounded like a Valley Girl, over-using “like” and “you know”. She seems more sophisticated when she keeps her mouth closed.

    • k says:

      I never got the obsession with her either. I find her very plain.

    • bns says:

      I agree. She’s boring and repetitive.

      And yeah she’s a stripper. Burlesque dancer is just a fancy word for it.

    • Shoe_Lover says:

      Dita herself says she’s a stripper.
      Burlesque is stripping with style.

      She is a lot more then “just a stripper” though. She has her own dress line (they are so luxurious, expensive but really worth it), her own perfumes, her own make up range and her own lingerie line. and that lingerie is sturdy. i have huge, heavy boobs and usually snap under wires within three months. So far Dita’s have lasted since April 2012 *knock wood* and they make my boobs look great.

      And she is extremely knowledgeable on vintage and the history of burlesque. she isn’t a famewhore, if she was she would have a reality show or something.

      you should watch more than one interview before you decide she is just some boring one trick pony valley girl.

      It’s no secret I’m a HUGE fan of her. she is my Glamour Icon and so i defend her

  5. annabelle says:

    I think this dude has sucked all the hotness right out of Salma.

    I cannot remember the last time she looked like the bombshell she used to be.

    • Anmelt says:

      Yah, it is ironic that her style has worsened when she has married the owner of one of the biggest luxury fashion conglomerates. She rarely chooses anything flattering, she herself in terms of her figure and face has held up well. You would think the hem of her dresses would be altered with the snap of the fingers as Mrs Pinault but nearly everything she has worn lately looks awful.

  6. Fatkid says:

    Could have sworn that was Alyssa Milano and not Jessica Alba. I’m going to chalk this up to not seeing Jessica’s smile often.

  7. Stella says:

    FYI : 3rd pic, posing with Salma Hayek and FH Pinault, it’s Valerie Trierweiler, the President de la République’s girlfriend. People don’t like her very much in France.

    • Ms Kay says:

      Well yeah that insecure b!tch got what she deserve. I mean Hollande left his partner for decades to be with her (hell they were having an affair anyway) and yet she is jealous, because the ex partner is still part of his life… Hollande backed up his ex for some campaign and this b!tch blew it with a tweet by supporting some other guy… She got served right on, Hollande will never marry her, she can keep dreaming! As long as she won’t accept that Royal will always be a part of Hollande life she’ll always be insecure and lose him for sure.

      Rant over :-D

  8. vixo says:

    Gosh, Jessica Alba doesn’t do much yet she manages to get papped all the time and be everywhere. Don’t like her .

  9. k says:

    Noomi looks fierce.

  10. French reader says:

    AHEM, the Fench president’s girlfriend is posing with Hayek and Pinault. Stella already mentioned it, but more posts can’t hurt. Could you change the caption?
    Other than that, Rosamund Pike looks so happy and pretty, but she must be freezing; put on a scarf girl. And oh my god Noomi Rapace what are you doing.

  11. apsutter says:

    Woah…Salmas breasts look amazing in that dress!

    • Kosmos says:

      Salma used to have average breasts prior to having huge implants….I liked her more without the implants, honestly.

  12. BlueAngelCV says:

    Is that photo of Rosamund Pike a candid? It looks like a photoshoot. Everything about it is perfect.
    A+ for her stylist and hair & make-up team (plus you know, her genes).