Lindsay Lohan tells friends that ‘the cops are on such a vendetta to bring her down’

As we discussed a few days ago, Lindsay Lohan is apparently going to be charged with “lying to police”. The charge stems from her June car accident on the Pacific Coast Highway, in which a cracked-out Cracken smashed her Porsche into an 18-wheeler and somehow everyone managed to walk away in one piece. Lindsay told the police that she wasn’t driving, and she also claimed (to TMZ) that her brakes failed. I think there were some other crackie excuses in there, but there were also some reports of Lindsay tossing some suspicious-looking containers of maybe-alcohol shortly after her accident. The accident also happened when Lindsay was working on Liz & Dick, so it’s extra weird that Lindsay wasn’t using the car and driver that Lifetime was paying for. And out of all of that crack drama, it’s only one charge of “lying to the police”? Sure. But to hear LL speak about it, you’d think that she was the biggest martyr since Jesus Christ:

Lindsay Lohan is telling friends … cops are on such a vendetta to bring her down.

And get this … Lindsay still claims she wasn’t driving at the time her Porsche slammed into a truck last June on the Pacific Coast Highway. TMZ broke the story … authorities beg to differ and will prosecute her for lying to cops. Lindsay claimed she was a passenger, but witnesses say she was behind the wheel.

Lindsay is saying she’s “terrified” of going back to jail, especially because Judge Stephanie Sautner made it clear she would violate her probation if she breaks the law again.

Lindsay says she will throw herself at the mercy of the court … she believes “One car accident could ruin everything for me.”

Finally, she says she’s done a good job following the law since her no contest plea in the jewelry heist case.

[From TMZ]

When in doubt, stick with the crack lie until you’ve been proven to be a crack liar. After which time you have to sort-of admit what you did, but you still get to blame other people (“the black guy!”). Some have wondered A) what took so long for the cops to bring charges and B) why right now, is there some new evidence? Apparently so – TMZ also reports that Lindsay’s assistant/enabler/crackie co-conspirator Gavin “rolled on her when he spoke to the cops.” Gavin told the cops that HE was riding shotgun while Lindsay drove, and that’s what the witnesses and the other driver claim too.

Radar is trying to get in on the crackie action too with a new report claiming that “the Los Angeles City Attorney will ask the judge to throw the embattled actress behind bars for violating terms of her probation in her necklace theft case.” Apparently, as soon as Lindsay is formally charged with lying to cops, the LA City Attorney will ask for a probation violation hearing, and they will be asking for “significant time in jail, up to one year.” And that’s just for the probation violation – if found guilty of lying to the cops, it could be more jail time. Apparently, the prosecutorial burden is a lot lower when you’re talking about probation violations, meaning that it’s possible that LL could be found in violation of the terms of her probation when she’s simply CHARGED with a crime, not when she’s found guilty. Of course, all of this is just an enormous pipe dream because FTLOG IT’S CALIFORNIA.

Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News.

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  1. Tuxedo Cat says:

    Yes, and it’s about time!!! Go cops!

  2. brin says:

    Friends? Must be her cracked-out imaginary ones.

  3. dorothy says:

    We know Lindsay, you didn’t do it – AGAIN.

    • Kimbob says:

      Hahaha! Good one, @dorothy!

    • OrangeBlohan says:

      If only she had been in New York, oh wait, never mind LOL

      • TheOriginalTiffany says:

        Gosh, if she had been in NY, those charges would be obsolete! (Way to rule the English language!)

        You know, Christmas is coming, maybe if we all wish for that rare and elusive toy “Cracken In a Box”, Blohan will get incarcerated, just this once, for Christmas. For us.

      • Flora Kitty says:

        Maybe she’ll crash her car into a postal truck and injure a postal worker that way, it would fall into the feds jurisdiction and not CA’s.

      • Izzy says:

        Good one Tiff! *passing around cracktinis for all*

      • TheOriginalTiffany says:

        I’m getting all cantankerous from being stuck in bed with a cold. I’m rolling with snark.

        Break out the pitcher, it’s Cracken time!

  4. lori says:

    OF course they are out to get her. She’s a criminal!! duh?

  5. Sisi says:

    yes Lindsay, and there are plenty of situations where one car accident ruined everything for other people. She’s lucky no one DIED in all her car-accidents

    You reap what you sow.

  6. marie says:

    this chick gives delusion a whole new meaning.

    stop F-cking up and the cops will leave you alone, you gigantic waste of unclean space!!

  7. Riana says:

    “Lindsay Lohan is telling friends … cops are on such a vendetta to bring her down.”

    At this point Lindsey the cops could tar and feather you and they’d be justified.

  8. Kimbob says:

    Poor Linds, she’s a victim’s-victim for all of the ages, isn’t she? Nothing, absolutely nothing is ever her fault.

    Hearing her spew all of her crackie excuses, she wants anyone who will give her an ear to believe she’s really a perfect person, never cops to her mistakes/shenanigans, & that the WHOLE WORLD is out to get her….because she’s such a famous, beautiful, successful movie star…..NOT!

    Check out her fake hair in the pics w/this article. She is just delusional and gross.

  9. Mich says:

    Even the Teflon Don eventually faced justice. I’m convinced that the Cracken will also see her luck run out some day.

    • SusieQ2 says:

      Yup, her luck will run out in one of two ways:

      (1) She ends up in jail
      (2) She ends up in a cemetary.

      • gg says:

        They’ll never ever put her in jail. All law authorities in California are gigantic chickensh*t PUSSIES. Yeah I said it.

  10. logan says:

    Cops can’t drag her down too far. She has almost hit rock bottom. By the way Lindsay, if you go back to blond you will look exactly like your mother. Just sayin.

  11. NerdMomma says:

    I keep looking at those last two pictures…pic # 2 on this post looks like a normal photo. Pic # 3 looks like it has been photoshopped. Can it just be lighting?

    Aside from that, I’d just like to say that I’m “terrified” of Lohan remaining out in society where she’ll likely kill someone with her reckless driving. And it’s not one car accident that will ruin everything for her. It’s the list of forty things that she’s been caught for and the list of hundreds of things she hasn’t been caught for. Arg I want her in jail soooo bad.

  12. SusieQ2 says:

    So I’m guessing this Gavin guy isn’t her friend anymore? The possibility of doing time in jail obviously didn’t appeal to him.

    Dear God that wig is so plastic looking. I wonder is it attached to the hat? Like, take off the hat and the ‘hair’ comes with it?

  13. andy says:

    Lohan will never do time for this charge. Like other career criminals(Capone),the government will finally get her for tax evasion or something similar.

    Karma always wins. Keep the hope alive.

  14. Devon says:

    TMZ said the reason why it took so long was that the police wanted to charge her for the pills they found but Shawn Holley (who is a SAINT to be dealing with that ho) provided prescriptions, saying they were legit.

    I’ve said it before, and have been so wrong, but I don’t see how she’s getting out of this one. When she’s charged, she will be in violation of her probation, plain and simple. She’s a repeat offender when it comes to probation violations so they can’t argue that it’s a one time, never going to happen again thing.

  15. Ella says:

    I’m sure Lindsay thinks Californian cops just sit around at the station discussing creative ways to send her to prison. It’s not like they have crimes to investigate or anything.

  16. Lizzie K says:

    Hmm… crack drama is not as much fun without that Honig guy’s creative excuses.

  17. Jackson says:

    So what would a year sentence equate to in actual jail time? A couple of days? So, so harsh! Not sure why but methinks this charge will stick and whoever is responsible for prosecuting this thing would love to finally get this chick’s ass in prison for a meaningful amount of time. Prosecutors hate the public thinking they are soft on criminals/celebs….judges, apparently, not so much.

  18. Ruyana says:

    If she actually has to “pay” for her crime (any of them), I’ll probably faint from sheer amazement. And her fashion sense? Just no. She looks like a low-budget mail-order bride from Russia in that getup.

  19. beth says:

    what would only Steve Honig say? I’m missing him already …

    • Tiaranui says:

      Speaking of him, I wonder if he knew this was coming which is why he dropped Ms Crackiedelusional rancid as ass??

  20. Scarlet Vixen says:

    So…maybe I’m not thinking it thru enough, but if someone can explain this to me I’d appreciate it. The supposed reason that she only stays in jail (when she actually GOES) a couple hours or days is jail overcrowding and how expensive it is. But, aren’t the constantly investigations, arrests, multiple trials, parole hearings, etc a constant drain on the court system? Wouldn’t it be better to throw the book at her once, scare the sh*t out of her and hopefully sober her up and attempt to fix the problem? I have a 4yr old son, and just telling him nicely over and over and over to stop being naughty doesn’t work–it’s in one ear and out the other. But if he does one timeout it’s like torture and he stops the behavior. Can’t CA just give Blohan 1 really good timeout already?

  21. swack says:

    If you don’t get in trouble with the law they won’t “try to bring you down”. And it’s not just ONE car accident that is going to ruin it for her. She has NUMEROUS car accidents along with theft, kidnapping, coke found on her, etc. She only skated on the recent theft allegations because the guy recanted his story. She has gotten into more trouble in just the last 2 – 3 years than I have in my lifetime (59 years and the most trouble I have gotten into is 2 tickets (one unfounded and dismissed) and a couple accidents – minor fender benders, never totalled a car). Not sure what will help this girl at this time. Waiting to see if they pull the “please don’t put her in jail, she’s going to rehab” again.

    • Lady D says:

      I’m 52. One parking ticket and one minor fenderbender in 35 years of driving. I actually started driving at 17 and got my license at 32. I have never even been pulled over by the cops.

  22. Chica says:

    Still delusional…if she is going out in outfits like that. Looks terrible.

  23. Sapphire says:

    The grammer is atrocious-”on a vendetta”? Almost as bad as those photos. And the cops don’t need to do anything-just wait until she does yet another stupid stunt.

  24. Chickie Baby says:

    The cops are “after her”? Sure they are. Because they have NOTHING better to do with their time but chase her.

    Seriously doubt they want to contend with her ever, just because of the circus she causes. It only adds to the hassle they go through with Miss Mess.

  25. babythastarsshinebrite says:

    Haven’t even read about her in weeks. Besides this post, I think she is finally under my radar, Kim K. too. So. over. it.

  26. skuddles says:

    No Lilo, cops are just fed up with you constantly getting away with shit and treating the justice system like it’s a joke (which, in your case, it sort of is). Enjoy it while you can because karma is going to take a huge bite out of your flaccid ass one of these fine days.

  27. Cathy says:

    OMG she’s funny. It’s cracktini time.

  28. Bowers says:

    nothing’s ever a Lohan’s fault

  29. Boo says:

    She knows the word “vendetta”? Inconceivable.

    Do we think she sees this series of pictures of herself and says aloud to herself, “Damn, I still got it!” (I’m trying to imagine how she would talk to herself: “Shit, lookin’ good!” “Girlfriend, YOU FIERCE!” “Hey baby, wanna hang later?”) I just don’t know. Anyway, she must think she’s really cute in this outfit, because she’s just beaming with that big toothy fake smile. WTF?

    • OhMyMy says:

      Inconceivable!!! All I could think of was Wallace Shawn in the Princess Bride when I read that.

      Thanks for the laugh, Boo.

  30. Paige says:

    (In my Katt Williams voice) Po lil tink tink

  31. Barbara says:

    I have no doubt that she will skate once again here in Cali…I was hoping NY would bring some charges on her for pulling that fire alarm in a hotel endangering everyone.

  32. Kate says:

    It would be nice if she went away for a while just so her jacked-up face would stop littering all my favorite gossip sites. Hopefully, she’ll survive the drug withdrawal in jail.

  33. HannahF says:

    Actually, I think that law enforcement IS out to get her. I imagine that they and the judiciary are sick of the mockery she makes of the judicial system. So far she has skated because of the superb legal work done by Shawn Holley. The thing is all the cops had to do was wait for the next, inevitable illegal action. The just need to make their case strong enough to withstand Shawn’s expert legal skills.

  34. Bread and Circuses says:

    Of course the cops are out to get her. She’s a recidivist.

    She’s a lying, thieving, drug-using, drunk-driving, remorseless, carjacking criminal who keeps skating because she can afford a great lawyer.

    Of course the cops are out to get her. She’s a menace, and that’s their job.

  35. sunnyinseattle says:

    TMZ now says her assistant is changing his story. Or at least the police “misunderstood” him. Liar liar pants on fire! How the Hell does she get people to do whatever she wants??? :-( He won’t cooperate AND they will drop charges because of it. Pathetic. Btw, what the Hell does she need an assistant for and how does she pay him????!!!!!

  36. dcypher1 says:

    The crackens monthly legal fees must be high. I know her lawyer must be expensive she looks like it. If it wasent for s.h.c. Blohan would be in jail. And I think in cali they let celebs get away with everything. Cough oj.

  37. Dani says:

    Is that a wig?

  38. hillbillyinthecorner says:

    You know those two round worms shes got growning her her cheeks looks like they are coming to a head and are ready to pop out of there….I know gross !!!! LOL…but look at her ckeeks she looks like a chipmuck with its cheeks stuff full of nuts….and her nose looks like the tip is turning brown and ready to fall off…….girl in bad shape…really nasty and dirty looking….

  39. judyjudy says:

    Nice hat.

  40. Kathryn says:

    Some days she looks really pretty like the photo of her and James Deen on her “assistant’s” website, Save the Society, and then here her cheekbones are so filled and sharp-looking. Her face changes daily it’s insane. Whyyyy

  41. Kloops says:

    Gross and talentless. Wish she would go away forever, but we all know that isn’t going to happen. Just like she’s not going to do any prison time. This boil on the backside of humanity is here to stay. And a festering boil is all she will ever be.

  42. Sugar says:

    if and it’s a big IF she were hauled off to jail she would think no problem i can handle the BS of however many minutes, like whatever, after all they will let me go due to the usual &
    customary reasons of being me i mean overcrowding.
    but this time… wait for it-they don’t let her out! HA I love fiction!

  43. A Fan says:

    Aside from everything else, she has completely ruined her face.

    She used to be really, really pretty. And she had beautiful, natural red hair and dressed nicely.

    She’s now a caricature of her former self; a freakish cartoon face with gross hair and weird clothes.