“Dita Von Teese should get something sparkly for her 40th birthday” links

Happy 40th birthday, Dita Von Teese. For your birthday, I shall give you Robert Pattinson. Eat him up like birthday cake. [Dlisted]
CBS’s Sherlock knockoff isn’t bad? Hm. [LaineyGossip]
Ben Affleck looking scruffy and kind of hot. [Pop Sugar]
Review of Looper: my mom wants to see it! [Pajiba]
Ginnifer Goodwin looks pretty good here. [Go Fug Yourself]
Lea Michele is leggy, bangsy. [A Socialite Life]
Cameron Diaz has a new photo shoot, and it’s not bad at all. [The Blemish]
Trailer for Paranormal Activity 4: too scary for me, you guys. [Evil Beet]
Salma Hayek has stage-fright. Blah. [Celebslam]
God, Rihanna just looks awful here. [Jezebel]
Richie Sambora is remarkably un-Botoxed. [Seriously OMG WTF]
The late Johnny Lewis’s biggest problem was probably XENU. [ICYDK]
Ann Coulter appeared on The View today, and it was predictably awful. [OMG Blog]
Melisaa McCarthy + Jason Bateman = magic! [The Frisky]
Snoop Dogg talks reincarnation, Bob Marley, etc. [Wonderwall]
Amanda Seyfried’s corpsey Vs Mag shoot. [Amy Grindhouse]
Suri Cruise is probably talking to her daddy on the phone. [INFDaily]
Is Nicki Minaj getting her reality show? [Starcasm]

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  1. The Original Tiffany says:

    Dita always is so put together. It is amazing to behold, but I could never live like that. I can’t imagine the time it involves to put that out there everyday and my skin would suffocate.

    • Christian says:

      I saw her live show and she was amazing! Photos don’t do her justice (if you can believe it), she’s absolutely stunning in person.

  2. Suz says:

    I’m not a bump watcher but Dita looks pregnant to me.

  3. CooCooCatchoo says:

    I believe you’re right – being Dita WOULD be a full-time job. She’s feminine x10 – I bet her toenails are always painted, her undies don’t have holes in them, and that she never, EVER wears sweatpants. She’s old school glamour. I think she’d rock Sparkles world. Love the thought of that – go unwrap your birthday gift, Dita!

  4. Apples says:

    Really like both of them- just not together.
    But, kind of enjoying being able to talk about Pattinson without focusing on the rest of the current B.S.
    For some reason I don’t want our matchmaking to become too Dita-centric.

    Let’s go through a list of actual potentials in the coming weeks, and give some lesser known, but actually talented actresses some attention. Instead of the crappy actress that shall no longer be named.

  5. Alexis says:

    That’s a bad photo being that it makes her look pregnant when she is not.

  6. Emma says:

    Whoa!! I love that 2nd dress.

  7. eileen says:

    Dita was SO reincarnated from the old days-and her former life isn’t going down. I love it! She has the time and the resources to rock this look all the time. She is so gorgeous. Damn. And yes: Dita go get your Sparkles and show him what a REAL woman is like! ;D

  8. Rice says:

    Seriously??? So Sparkles should go from no-maintenance to very high-maintenance? LOL! Yeah, I don’t think so. He deserves someone on his level like Alexis Bledel or some cute chick like that.

  9. Booboocita says:

    I have a tremendous and overweening respect and admiration for anyone who can commit that thoroughly to a “look.” I’ve seen photos of Dita at Coachella in a 1950s romper, not a hair out of place and lipstick perfectly applied. She looked casual and flirtatious without the usual pomposity that goes with people who are maintaining personas. I can only assume that in her case, it’s not a persona — it’s just who she is.

    I don’t want her with Sparkles unless she can clean him up a bit — make him her Don Draper or something. My fear is that he’d get her to relax, and then we’d be seeing her in a t-shirt and shorts, and the hell with that.

    • mkyarwood says:

      I’m with you, Save Dita! That being said, they don’t need to have a relationship at all! Just some good ol’ fashioned Birthday Suit sex.

    • Mi says:

      I woudn’t mind to see her in Robert’s T-shirt,honestly,every woman is better for him than this ”free spirited,mini-coopered”lady

  10. Marissa says:

    Whenever I see that picture of Rob in that suit, I can’t help but think how f-cking stupid Kristen Stewart was to even consider cheating on him with Rupert Sanders. But then again, he ALLEGEDLY took Kristen back, so I don’t know if that makes him foolish also. He’s charming and funny enough to get whomever he wants, but I guess Kristen’s armpits must be like crack for him.

  11. Bodhi says:

    Sorry Lainey, Elementary was AWFUL

    • GirlyGirl says:

      Meh, the second season of Sherlock was pretty bad too

      Holmes is a tough character to crack with gimmicks alone.

  12. Calabaza says:

    OMG! She ‘s 40????? WOW!!!

    40th are the new 20th.

  13. Lem says:

    Hello! I just returned from Kroger where I did not have time to read National Enquirer ‘s
    now that the soups on so to speak -WTF is that about?

  14. Tania says... says:

    I love Dita’s umbrella! She’s so classy and put together. Love her!

  15. Cazzie says:

    Lucy Liu is awesome and I love her, but I have absolutely zero interest in watching her play a non-army-doc version of John Watson.

    It would be fine to make the Watson character female…if she had still been badass. The whole point of Dr. Watson to Sherlock is that it’s Watson who has the gun. He’s the one with the temperament and training to use violence, not Sherlock.

    The still photos that I have seen of Elementary show LL holding a teeny, tiny, eensy weensy designer purse. Huh? Where is she going to keep a gun in that???

    Why did they turn Watson into a fashionista? Stiletto heels and designer purses for Dr. Watson? Yeah, I don’t think so.

    (P.S. I know a couple of female army vets and one female army doctor, and they are totally someone you would want by your side in a bad situation. These people can set up a field hospital from scratch in four hours, and then perform surgery in it. This version of Watson looks like her “I want this person by my side” usefulness is limited to attending sample sales).

    • MollyB says:

      I think Lucy Liu is a good actress and I’ve enjoyed her work but I can never see her as anyone but Lucy Liu. It’s always “Oh, there’s Lucy Liu playing a ____”. I agree with you about Watson–I could dig a male/female Sherlock/Watson combo but Sherlock is the brains not the muscle.

  16. Michelle says:

    I want that umbrella she is holding in the first pic! Where can I find that?!!

  17. dcypher1 says:

    Loves dita. She has great style. H.birthday go get u sum sparkles. K.s. Dosent deserve him even though I know its just for pr.

  18. kristiner says:

    I really like her style but she has one of the DRIEST personality’s. I watched and interview with her and it was weird how lifeless she is.

    TBH, she reminded me speech wise and personality and movement wise like that Canadian beauty pageant transgender Jenna something.

    Mouth barely open as if to maintain a fake, put together voice. Very dry and lifeless like she’s not really there. Her mouth moves so freaking weird when she speaks.

    • GirlyGirl says:

      I agree. I know CB is in love with Dita and she is quite lovely and seems genuine, but she’s more of a mannequin to me.

      She looks great till she moves or speaks.

      • kristiner says:

        Yes! A mannequin! She really is. I thought she’d be charming considering her sex appeal, what she does and her style but she’s not.

  19. Annie says:

    Seriously, Rob. You need a real woman. Dump brats who do crap to get caught on purpose and have your attention, then embarrass you with neverending articles.

    I would definitely ship him with someone older. Dita older, not Demi older…

  20. Julie says:

    The more I read about this somehow crazy idea the more I like it :) Dita – go get him!

  21. Memory30 says:

    The last pic omfg she’s gorgeous I hate her ;( btw she don’t look 40.

  22. mst says:

    I think that pancake makeup makes her look dated, but I guess she has to have some gimmick, since her only talent is taking off her clothes.

  23. Vic Kelley says:

    She should get a spanking for her birthday, too. I volunteer for that.

  24. palermo says:

    I have never understood the Dita love. She reminds me of Joan Crawford, her whole schtick is just tired now. Not to mention she’s nothing more than a stripper, no matter how people want to pretty that up.

  25. babbego says:

    She is the epitome of feminity, beauty and class.

    Sparkle? No. Which intelligent, classy, grown men would be interresetd in KStew? No one. It tells a lot about who he is.

    She can do much better.

    • Mi says:

      You can say the same thing about her relationship with M.Manson.Why intelligent,beautiful,classy woman would be interested in someone like Manson?Does it tell a lot about who Dita is?People make mistakes,unfortunatelly.Kristen seems be better actress in real life than in the movies.

  26. tmbg says:

    Dita is one of the most gorgeous women in Hollywood right now. Almost everything she wears is perfect.

    That incredibly handsome Count or whoever he was seemed like a great complement to her, but looks aren’t everything.

  27. Jennifer says:

    She needs to dial it back on the fillers and botox, her face never used to look that puffy and stiff.

    Other than that, she looks lovely as usual.

  28. baja says:

    a new bike for moving in Boulder, colorado?

  29. ska says:

    Cameron Diaz must have the same plastic surgeon as Ellen Barkin. They are starting to look exactly alike.

    Also, Cameron Diaz looks good in those photos because you never get a full closeup of her face.