Lindsay Lohan looking for a new sugar daddy to support her crackie habits

What do you mean, “Lindsay Lohan is an international call girl who ends up with the highest bidder”? You make her life sound WAY too glamorous. Think about what it’s really like – think of the sketchy, shady doucheball “millionaires” who pay for her services. Think about what they’re really paying for. It’s not glamorous. At all. So, I’m including some of the last photos we have of Lindsay with her billionaire “boyfriend” Vikram Chatawal. I say “boyfriend” because no one really knew what to call him – he was sort of LL’s sugar daddy, technically speaking, but he was married and they just seemed like drug buddies and he always paid. Anyway, according to the Enquirer, the thing with Chatawal is over. Which is probably why Lindsay is acting like such a broke bitch lately. The Enquirer says she’s on the hunt for a new “sugar daddy”:

Lindsay Lohan wants a sugar-daddy – and fast! LL has been desperately searching for a “rich older man” to help her maintain her lifestyle after being dumped by her most recent boyfriend, billionaire hotel mogul Vikram Chatawal, 40, sources tell The Enquirer.

“Lindsay got used to living and spending like a big-time movie star, and Vikram helped her keep that lifestyle going,” a source revealed. “But on her own, Lindsay doesn’t have that kind of money, and she still spends thousands on hair extensions, and several thousand on makeup fillers and Botox injections. She’s also a compulsive online shopper.”

Lindsay does pill in big paychecks with modeling jobs and most recently for her role in Liz & Dick. But she spends more than she earns. She’s bought so many things that she had to turn her guest room into a closet,” the source said.

Lindsay is also swimming in legal fees from her past run-ins with the law.

“The bills keep piling up and Lindsay ignores them until she gets a call from a collection agency,” said an insider.

Without a deep-pockets boyfriend, Lindsay is headed for the poorhouse.

“Lindsay would love to find someone who is both rich and good-looking… but at this point she’s willing to settle for someone just rich – and she won’t let his age get in the way.”

[From The Enquirer, print edition]

Cracked-out shopping and crack hording? Check. Cracked-out legal fees from her many cracked-out brushes with the law? Check. Crackie delusions of finding some rich guy who will support her financially no matter what kind of trouble she gets into? Paging Sam Magid. Does anyone actually know what Sam Magid looks like, by the way? Does anyone even know his age?

…And here are those new production stills from Liz & Dick. You can try and convince me that Lindsay is wearing “prosthetics” on her face, but I will only tell you to STFU. That is really how her face looks, y’all. Who is going to hate-watch this shiz when it comes on?

Photos courtesy of Lifetime, FameFlynet.

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  1. GiGi says:

    We need to have an open post viewing party when this *film* airs!

    • Samigirl says:

      Yes ma’am!!!

    • jules says:

      YES! THIS!!! 100x yes.

    • Mia 4S says:

      Agreed, however anyone with a Neilson box or who in any way is counted to determine ratings needs to find an alternative!

    • Meg says:

      I’m in!!!

    • only1shmoo says:

      Fabulous, I’ll bring cookies! In all seriousness though, I thought that headline pic of her in the car was a recent photo…it took me a good 4 seconds to realize it was a movie still, *gah*.

    • Katie Too says:

      So in. But would twitter be faster?

    • femmefataleonamission says:

      Me too! I love this site and all the comments. You guys are the best!

    • GiGi says:

      Yes! I’ve been into popcorn and prosecco lately for movie nights. I seriously cannot wait for this thing. It will be epic.

    • erika says:

      oh yes yes yes yes!!! will you coordinate? wait, it’s easy, log on to CB and tune in the telly!

      woo hoo! we should have a pseudo drinking game for the movie too:

      * every time HoLO looks at the camera for lines
      * every time HoLo sniffs her nose, residue from coke bing previous night
      * everytime we see HoLo’s 4th chin
      * everytime we notice a prop missing from a scene previously viewed


  2. Boo says:

    Cleobloatra. Those new Liz and Dick pictures make me laugh and cringe at the same time. Is that the effect producers were going for?

  3. pepi says:

    In the pic with the sunglasses she looks like Joan Collins.
    With the yellow dress I can see some resemblance with Taylor.

  4. pepi says:

    And the Cleopatra pic looks like a porn from the 70´

    • Bobby the K says:

      And apparently, Cleopatra went around in high heels.

      • OriginalTiffany says:

        Great pick up! High heels! They are getting everything wrong in this movie.

        Epicness awaits.

      • Boo says:

        Is it my imagination, or are Cleo’s toenails painted red, too? Sally Hansen must be older than we all thought.

    • AnnieGrey says:

      The “actors” for Cleopatra look like models off a runway. The men would not be wearing loose wraps. The women would be a little meatier.
      Posture Lindsay!

  5. Liberty says:

    Hef or Prince Philip for the win.

  6. Shitler says:

    I hear Hefner’s shopping around for a new girlfriend

    • Lilalis says:

      Why would Hef want the Cracken if he can have some 19 yo chick with non saggy boobs and not to mention without the crack addiction?

    • swack says:

      Thought Hef was back with the girl he was engaged to, Crystal, or have they broken up again?

    • erika says:

      wait, you’re a Millionairre $$$ and you’re wasting money on HoLo??

      HoLo is a tramp! she’s like the call girl to the unemployed! if you had $$$ wouldn’t you want top notch…ummm sex?

  7. Answer says:

    ohwwwwwww now its all clear to me:she’s ‘famous’ (WHAAAAAA, but ok)those type’s want to be in the spotlight,so (need some do?)HELLO CRACKY!

  8. Izzy says:

    Why won’t she just GO AWAY already?! I’m hoping (probably foolishly) that this latest crackscapade with Liz’s trailer is a stronger deterrent to studios hiring this trainwreck, since obviously her other cracknanigans aren’t.

  9. NerdMomma says:

    So Lohan went to the NE to post a personal ad?

  10. logan says:

    She is like an open wound that just won’t heal.

  11. dorothy says:

    Why shouldn’t she? She has so much to offer. Arrest records, drug use, creditors calling her, alcohol abuse, great skin….this list goes on and on. She would be a great catch for someone.

  12. lower-case deb says:

    the tip of her nose is mighty distracting. especially in the car scene.
    it just seems so… odd, out of place, or something.

  13. LucyOriginal says:

    Well, at least they did not need to put a lot of makeup to make her look like Liz at an older age.

  14. fabgrrl says:

    Dude, why is she playing Elizabeth Taylor? Based on that car photo, she should be playing Joan Collins, aka poor man’s Liz. {I’m not making a dig at Joan Collins, I just think that the hair and giant 80s sunglasses make LL really look like her.}

  15. Ethel says:

    Does any one know what Sam Magid does or did to make his money? And what about her “assistant” Gavin Doyle who has previously been arrested for cocaine possession – if you believe the Internet:

    Some sites say he is more than an assistant and TMZ says he was with her at the time of the “heist”. So who is this guy and why is she hanging with him?

    So many questions…

    • GirlyGIrl says:

      Is he related to Frank Magid? He was a carpet-bagging consultant that invented “Action News!”

      Seriously, I worked at a station in the 90′s, this guy shows up and convinces the station’s owner to change the newscast.

      Ratings fell through the floor, station went belly up.

      Anyhow, he made millions giving newscasts all over North America the same look, wardrobe, set and even hairdos.

  16. skeptical says:

    I feel so sorry for the lady who actually bought that trailer. Isn’t there anything we here can do? Peeps here have helped Brandi by exposing leann’s craziness. Couldn’t something similar go on with cleobloatra? Like screencapping thos jewelry twitpics she posted and trying to find pics of Taylor’s jewelry and comparing the two? And really keeping this destroyed trailer story alive? We’re gossipers, so speculation and talk about the trailer should be ok. And maybe try to figure out what hotel the whole ambulance thing happened at? How many bills was Lifetime expected to pay?
    Idk…I eel sorry for the lady. How can Lifetime not be responsible for a set that they rented?
    Keep the trailer story alive?

    • Byte Me says:

      She was interviewed last night on Showbiz Tonight and said she can’t get anyone to return her phone calls.

  17. Jen says:

    Kaiser! Someone posted Sam Magid’s picture in the comments section in the thread about the burglary the other day. Go there and look for it. Warning: He is old, bald and creepy looking.

  18. Ellie66 says:

    In the pic with the yellow dress where are her boobs? Liz had spectacular boobs Lindseys seem to have fallen to her waist, she looks flat much like her personality.

  19. Jen says:

    According to the police report he was spotted outside the house by the homeowner at the time of the burglary.

  20. Jay Elle says:

    wait, don’t we ALL want rich, handsome men? what makes her think SHE would get one before US?!?! HUH!????

    f–k you, LILO. they’re OURS!

  21. Junegorilla says:

    The only thing that would cause me tours viewing this train wreck would be the “Honey Boo Boo” wedding episode

  22. Bengalcat2000 says:

    Liz Taylor was known for her flawless skin. This is why I don’t get why Lifetime gave Lindsey this role (aside from the obvious trainwreck factor). Must have taken a team of make-up artists to cover those freckles. Not that freckles are a bad thing…just say’in.

    • Birdix says:

      Is that why her makeup often makes her face look dirty? To cover up the freckles?

      • Shelly says:

        Yes, I think so. That and all of the fake tanner she slathers on herself. She seems to hate her freckles and the God-given good looks she once had, because she’s morphed into a typical Hollywood pr0n/hooker type.

  23. hillbillyinthecorner says:

    Look at her hands in that yellow dress shot……Nasty nasty were has she had those fingers….that is nicotine and something else…showing though layers of makeup…and the dress is a mile to short.Liz’s was below her knee and had no ruffles..and the Wig is Wrong ..Liz had a pile of curls with several long pieces hanging down the back..I remember thinking at the time I wanted hair that long and thick only to be so disappointed to learn it was wigs…..I had a scrapbook of all the clothes and sets on Cleopatra because I was going to go to Chicago Art Insitiute and become a world famous designer…so I can honestly say this movie is going be the worst designed and costumed movie you ever saw…It just may pass even Sci Fi’s Monster Fish movies…..
    PS I didn’t become a world famous designer but I did make a dam good instructor and teacher for a couple of local colleges and private schools…Now I’m the little old lady who lives up the mountain that paints pictures….LOL

  24. Bess says:

    I don’t know if the Enquirer is right sbout The Cracken and Vikram being over. When she first got to NYC, Hurricane Crackhead when to the Dream night club in one of Vikram’s hotels.

    If the “romance” ended, it must have happened very recently.

    • Boo says:

      I read somewhere (TMZ comments?) that Greasy Vik sold the Dream hotels…maybe part of the sale agreement was that Lindsay could squat and party there for fee for the rest of her natural life?

      • Bess says:

        You may be right.

        I will be interesting to see if Blohan is seen in the company of other wealthy, sugar daddy type guys. With the way Kleptohan looks now, she may need to set her sights a little lower than billionaire.

    • Madisyn says:

      Afternoon Ladies, I think they are over. Lil Viki has a hot new girlfriend and he’s apparently not paying her hotel and bar tabs, so that tells me its over. Someone said a few days ago, Lil Viki is in India trying to be a ‘movie star’ in Bollywood. Between that and his new girl, he doesn’t have time for this SLAG!

  25. Bobby the K says:

    She seems to live by the code that any publicity is good publicity. That must be one reason she gets hired, the people putting up the money want a `name` that`s in the news. Look at all the interest for a Lifetime tv movie most people know will be lame. Producers know people will tune in, and they really don`t care why. They just want eyeball$ at the $creen.

  26. Bella Bella says:

    Lyndsey needs to find some rich LA dude to marry and then join the Housewives franchise. That’s all that’s left for her.

    I’m not ashamed to admit I would watch Lohan on RHOBH all day long and twice on Sunday.

  27. vale says:

    Those production stills are really cheap. The first one is tilted, and, using a professional eye, her ponytail ends right at the top of the fireplace, which looks really unfinished. The third still has the fern covering the slave’s face. I’m not being overly picky, but it says a lot that the professionals would okay those images.

  28. KayC says:

    Don’t have any idea if it’s the same Sam, but here’s one Sam Magid:

    A portion of their info:
    Magid Glove & Safety is America’s leading manufacturer, importer, distributor and direct supplier of hand protection, protective clothing, first aid, and personal protective equipment (PPE).

    (Sounds perfect when dealing with something nasty. Again, no idea if same man, terribly old)

  29. Sarah says:

    She needs a “sugar daddy”, right? Maybe she can enlist the help of like a third party to facilitate things better, you know? This third party, a male probably, could, you know, ask around for her if there’s any good boyfriends around. Like friends would do, very casual. Maybe also, this guy friend could ask these gentlemen how much money they make, as just a topic of conversation? Then, as a thank you, Lindsay could give him a part of her profits from, uh, being in love with her new “sugar daddy”. Let’s call a potential sugar daddy “John”. Its a stand up name, right? She needs a stand up fella.

    But sometimes Lindsay falls out of love fast. Like in a few hours. Her heart is just too big for love! You know what her male friend/business manager could do then? He could have her walk around the street corners so that all the handsome wealthy bachelors could get a good look at her while they’re driving. Nothing wrong with that! I think her business manager would need like a cane or something though, because that’s a lot of walking.

  30. lower-case deb says:

    they wear stilettoes in ancient egypt?
    i didn’t know that.

    • Ethel says:

      You’ve got a good eye. You should work as a continuity person in film production. Sandals would have been more appropriate.

  31. echolocate says:

    I need to look for this, but does anyone here remember the blind item that many guessed was Lindsay Lohan? It was about how a man was serving as a sugar daddy, but the interest was increasingly in the “star’s” underage sibling.

    It was fairly recent, and there were discussions about whether it could even be Lindsay, since Ali is not underage.

    I’m sad and worried (especially after reading the report linked above at eonline, which mentions that a juvenile was in the car with Lindsay and her two pals) that the blind item was indeed about Lindsay, and that the sibling is Cody. I would not put it past Lindsay and her associates to use her teenage brother as an added lure for more money/drugs.

    If she and her friends are deep in addiction, that type of thing would be par for the course, and similar to the lapses in judgment and compassion we’ve seen with some of the very worst cases featured on “Intervention.” It sounds like these folks need drugs–bad–and will do anything to get them.

    • OriginalTiffany says:

      I think a few of us thought that BI was about Linds and her little brother Cody. He is 16 and supposedly has been partying it up with Blohan.

      • TexTRex says:

        That is some sick stuff! But it would make sense since Cody was at Magdi’s house when the theft took place. Step in Michael Lohan who said he spoke with Magdi and nothing was stolen. He probably told Magdi he’d bust him if he didn’t recant his story and say glowing things about Linds.


  32. vanessa says:

    I’m definitely hate-watching this. I cannot wait to watch her terrible acting! I just gotta see, I told myself not to watch it, but I just can’t help myself…

  33. Saz says:

    She isnt staying at Vikrams hotels this time in nyc so i think its accurate that they over. She stays at the bowery according to the new york daily news. She has a friend who has a penthouse at the bowery its the same friend who reportedly lent her his room at the chateau marmont last year so maybe she has a set up with him.

  34. GirlyGirl says:

    I hope she stays out of Canada, one of our older and hornier senators might end up marrying her…

  35. LeeLoo says:

    I haven’t read any comments yet but for the love of God DO NOT HATE WATCH THIS!!!! If every one of us hate watched this thing it may give Lifetime an idea about making a sequel or having LiLo be in more Lifetime movies.

    • Madisyn says:

      No worries about Lifetime wanting to make more movies with this TRICK. After showing up late on set, wrecking her car on PCH when a car and driver were provided to her, so such a risk to production would NOT happen, being ‘UNRESPONSIVE’ in a hotel from a probable OD, calling tmz to say Lifetime was to foot the bill for her stay at the CM when she’s LIVED THERE since February, and now TRASHING Liz Taylors trailer, which Lifetime as the production company will be liable for? You will NEVER have to worry about Lifetime calling her, EVER AGAIN!!

  36. Green_Eyes says:

    Heard on tv this morn that Taylor reps ate ticked…guess wHO ruined Taylor’s Trailer during filming? I wanna know what idiot on the Taylor team let Blohan use Liz’s private personal trailer if it’s a “collectors item” in the first place. If she didn’t try to steal everything NOT nailed down, of course she is going to ruin it w/ cigarette butts, burns, & crack pipes! Just sayin!

  37. Mandy says:

    Never in my life have I been so excited to watch a Lifetime movie. I. CANNOT. WAIT.

  38. G says:

    Maybe Lifetime will give her a reality gig and call it “Kleptopatra.”

  39. Byte Me says:

    Wait….she has a guest room? Where?

  40. AcesHigh says:

    Man, I can’t wait to hear Lohan’s grating, obnoxious voice as Elizabeth Taylor. What a joke.

    • Sugar says:

      she will only be able to pull of any parts that may have to do with Who’s Afraid of Virgina Wolfe…”Party-Party-Party” or “whadda ya want” a few screeching examples-but that wasn’t Liz that was Liz acting. BIG difference huh!?!

  41. Ruby Red Lips says:

    Seems like things are really unravelling for Crackie in the public eye – w/o her ‘financier’ she is screwed & lets just wait for the huge fallout that is def coming…

  42. Swan Hakka says:

    Blech, if I had that kind of money I’d be aiming WAY higher than LL.

  43. Linda A says:

    That Sam dude is weird looking, but then again, so is LL. She could do worse than him, though. I just can’t wait until her world comes tumbling down, her arrogance and dishonesty are disgusting.

  44. ViloDeMenus says:

    An actress who makes two million a year gets taxed at a high rate, but she has a momager, a “team” and I guess she’s still got an agent, how I don’t know, but all these people get a cut. What she can afford is a condo in the Valley and no designer clothes unless she gets them online on sale. She buys retail, most probably goes back after the photogs leave but still she’s living way beyond her crack means. Honestly if she hadn’t had that acting job, she would have been a yacht girl like Tara and Paris have been. She’s not worth a billionaire, or his status, so what’s left for crackie is the hustle, and in NYC she can fly in to work john’s in Europe much easier. She’s not holding up well and needs to pay those legal bills because she’s a career criminal and without a good attorney she will end up in prison.

    I can’t believe anyone is still hiring this clown.

  45. jwoolman says:

    The pictures don’t bother me, it’s just a low budget film and actors don’t have to physically match the originals they play. It’s just riskier to have such a mismatch while living people still have vivid memories if the real person. I did get an odd hint of Katherine Jackson in the car picture for some reason, though… I would worry more about her voice (which sounds like she should have an oxygen tank nearby) and her dubious acting skills. Guess we’ll have to see how she actually does in the movie. Or rather, other people will have to see it and report since I don’t even know the channel number for LifeTime. Watching clips of her SNL gig was painful enough.

    Things do seem to be imploding for her right now, though. She came close to a felony conviction with her last caper in LA, maybe that’s why she usually steals from friends, easier to talk her way out of it. If she did trash the Taylor trailer – she doesn’t have to get arrested to get toasted for it. Insurance agents will be on the case. They’ve already collected evidence. The ciggies would have DNA evidence if not complete fingerprints. The Lohanesque water bottle would have prints as well as DNA. If the evidence links her to the deed, she will just scream she was framed but the important people won’t really believe it. Her opportunities will gradually vanish. One of these days, people in her inner circle are going to start talking, rats deserting her sinking ship.

    I do think the producer should publish a special coffee table book documenting the whole mess, dedicating it to his wife and giving it the title “I Told You So”. A documentary would be a great hit also, he could sell it on DVD and on iTunes.

  46. SugarTits says:

    That yellow Cleopatra photo is AWFUL! When I first saw it, I thought her legs were IN FRONT of her because of the flowing dress over the side of the lounger—go look at it again. And so I thought: Why does she look so hunched over, like she has curvature of the spine??? These are awful, amateurish photos.

  47. SugarTits says:

    Fame Flynet in Los Angeles took those awful photos, they have a website.

  48. skeptical says:

    I’m not interested enough to watch the whole movie….I’ll read comments here and check out any youtubes ^_^
    Besides I kinda want to boycott Lifetime until they pay the lady whose trailer their “star” trashed.

  49. Onyx XV says:

    Ugh. What an insult to Elizabeth Taylor. Liz had more beauty and class in her pinky nail than Lindsay could ever hope to have.

  50. Dredz says:

    Is that Cleopatra wearing Manolo Blahnik? Those poor Manolos

  51. Saz says:

    Here is picture of Sam Magid without sunglasses. Its the bald one with the crazy eyes.

  52. Byte Me says:

    Cocaine eyes and jaw.

  53. Ethel says:

    I TOTALLY see it!