Christina Ricci in watch-covered Christian Siriano: cute or tacky?

Christina Ricci
Christina Ricci’s dress last night at the MTV Movie Awards was one of a kind Christian Siriano, selected from his Fall collection and emblazoned with real working Timex watch faces. There are also buttons, crystals, and beads creeping up around the right side of bodice. Siriano told People Magazine that he enjoyed the challenge, and that “you want to make the dress look fashion-forward and interesting without being campy.” Some people are loving this dress, but the shiny silk taffeta fabric looks cheap to me and it seems chintzy. It’s just a simple cocktail dress with some junk sewn into it, and I do find it a little tacky. (Not in these photos so much as in close ups.) I understand if you disagree and like it though, it’s kind of cool in a way, but it’s not my taste.

Christina Ricci

Christina Ricci

Paris Hilton also went too far in a Marco Squared sequin gunmetal dress with tacky black and white beading at the hem and neckline. Look at her spiked purse, oversized matchy jewelery and giant diamond earrings. She always makes Nicky look good in comparison, although Nicky’s dress is also fug.

Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton

Brooke Hogan was ridiculous as we’ve come to expect from her. She wore this tiny Jovani bright silver number with a cutout at the stomach and mesh at the hemline and around the neck. It takes some real self delusion to step out of the house like this. Look at her giant earrings and her bellybutton stud peeking out of the dress. Trashy perfection!

Brooke Hogan

Brooke Hogan

The Vampire Diaries’ Kat Graham actually toned it down, for her, in Maria Lucia Hohan. Look at her working that leg. Jolie’s meme really caught on, didn’t it? This is some ugly Dynasty style dress, complete with shoulder pads. Just take a look at Go Fug Yourself’s archives for Kat and you’ll see what a vast improvement this is though.

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  1. I.want.shoes says:

    Brooke Hogan looks like a ho wrapped in tin foil.

  2. bea says:

    What kind of a ho fest was this?

    Paris is really starting to look like her mom!

  3. QQ says:

    I Like Christina’s dress, that is simcerely all i’ve got

    • TheOriginalKitten says:

      I like it too!

      • Ron says:

        I like it too. It fit’s her beautifully. She is a tiny gal and it looks great. Also, Christina is quirky and so is the dress. It really suits her.

  4. lower-case deb says:

    what is the point of wearing a watch when you’re already wearing a crap-ton of watches?
    but then again, i don’t know fashion.

    nevermind. move along.

  5. a says:

    does christian siriano still think he’s on project runway? someone should tell him that he can design a dress without using unexpected items for a runway challenge.

  6. Snowpea says:

    This is HILARIOUS!

    Christina’s dress doesn’t fit her, it’s falling off around the knockers.

    Paris’s eye is super wonky PLUS her extensions have got to go. They look like Barbie hair.

    Nicky’s blonde is supertrashy.

    Brooke Hogan is surely taking the piss? She just looks completely hideous.

    Dunno who the last chick is, but a real shocker.

    Where the hell do these people come from and can they be arrested for looking absolutely ridonkulous? ; )

  7. nikzilla37 says:

    Nicki Hilton looks the best although she needs to do something with her boring ass hair. or face. Not sure.

  8. dorothy says:

    Did they have trouble filling the seats? When people like Hogan and the the Hilton sisters are invited then it must be either a nobody event or they need “fillers” for the seats.

  9. blah says:

    I can’t tell George Hamilton lookalike Brooke Hogan from her mom…or Dad. She needs to lay off the tanning if she looks that old at her age.

  10. Hope says:

    This dress fits Christina like a glove! It’s tailored perfectly to her proportions and actually makes her look tall. Isn’t she only five feet tall? In another fabric it would have been perfection.

    I don’t give two hoots about any of the others.

  11. Turd Fergussen says:

    God those Hilton sisters are ugly.

  12. Mandy says:

    Paris Hilton’s wonk eye makes me giggle everytime.

  13. lucy2 says:

    Yuck all around.
    I don’t mind Christina’s dress though, except for the watch thing, that’s silly.
    That Kat girl is really pretty, but the dress is weird.
    Those Hilton sisters sure aren’t beauties.

  14. Chris says:

    I think everyone here looks great except Brooke Hogan of course who looks awful. I feel as if Christina Ricci always could look better if she was only a little fatter and wore clothing more flattering to her tiny size. I feel as if she always wears clothing that would look better on someone taller.

  15. Tmbg says:

    I thought Nicki’s hair color was a nice mix of highlights and lowlights, but that’s all I’ve got. Oh, and I miss Christina Ricci’s show Pan Am, although not necessarily her character. The show itself was great.

  16. Jenna says:

    The hell did I just look at?! o_O

  17. tripmom says:

    Christina Ricci just reeks of try hard.

  18. deep says:

    Again why are the “Hilton” sisters there?? Paris is so yesterday. And, she can show up and pose all she wants but…it’s still over. Go home Paris..you are so yesterday.

  19. deep says:

    Christina pulls it off. She looks cute. I wouldn’t wear the dress but, it works for her. :)

  20. Jacq says:

    Brooke – why do you tan, yet paint your face white?

  21. Sillyone says:

    I can not be the only one when I seen the pic of Christina thought it was Posh Spice.

  22. Kate says:

    i feel sad for Brook. any girl who thinks she needs to always look like that really needs sombody honest in her life to give her some advice and a hug.

  23. Kim says:

    Ok dont hate me but the only dress i like above is Paris. Christina is way to old to wear the dress she wore.

  24. muppet_barbershop says:

    Christina looks quite good. She appears to be eating enough, anyway, if not a lot. The rest of the people in this post look like Jersey Shore rejects next to her.

  25. bns says:

    RIP Christina Ricci’s career. And the Hilton sisters if they ever had one.

  26. Shelly says:

    I hate saying this, but Paris is the only one who looks decent. I hate Christina’s dress. It does not fit well in the bust. And I hate how thin she is, too. It makes her head look huge.

  27. Lotta says:

    Did Paris forget to fix her nails?

  28. LittleDeadGirl says:

    This is why I don’t usually watch the MTV awards. Ugly and Trashy.

  29. ZenB!tch says:

    They all went to Forever 21 together. Well except Brooke. I don’t know where white trash get their clothes but she did a great job.

    I don’t hate Brooke because it’s white trash perfect. She looks 50 though.

  30. Linda says:

    I hate, hate, hate ALL of these dresses. They all look like those cheap prom dresses from Wet Seal. So fugly.

  31. UniqJaz says:

    I like Christina Ricci’s dress. It suits her.
    Doesn’t Paris Hilton always dress like that with the short dresses at these event?
    Kat Graham has a gorgeous face but the dress is not pretty.
    Brooke hogan looks trashy.

  32. Hanna says:

    What kind of shit is this?

  33. MK says:

    I’m looking at Paris’s dress and I keep thinking it needs valtrex stat.

  34. Jill says:

    The hooker look is this seasons hottest look. In Brooke’s case wrestling stage wear.