Sofia Vergara versus Kim Kardashian: who looked worse at the Corres. dinner?

More photos from this weekend’s White House Correspondent’s dinner. I’m going to cover Sofia Vergara and Kim Kardashian’s fashion in this post. Kim wore a green velvet gown which – much like Lindsay Lohan’s ensemble – seemed too fussy and over-the-top for the event. But… I have to give Kim credit. She was dressed conservatively and appropriately for the event. She didn’t wear parachute pants or a too-small corset. She contained her curves and jacked up her kat-face for the event. Speaking of kat-faces…

Kim brought her mother along as her date. Is Kris Jenner just a cartoon at this point? Because her face is crazy. And I really don’t understand Kris’s hair here. Like, if Tilda had done this hair, I would love it. On Kris Jenner, it’s a katastrophe. There were also some reports that Kim was upset after being the “butt” of several jokes by Jimmy Kimmel (who referred to her as “the biggest threat to America”). I don’t know, though – Kim might play it up to get sympathy, but I doubt she was offended. She probably just enjoyed being name-checked. And yes, Kim (and Lindsay) were there by invitation of Fox News – Pres. Obama had nothing to do with these C-list famewhores at the event. Obama was a guest of the White House Press Corps Association (or whatever it’s called), and he spoke at the event because presidents always speak at the event, every single year. Stop blaming Obama for the Kardashians and the crackheads! He didn’t invite them.

I’m also including Sofia Vergara, who looked kind of rough, in my opinion. She looks kind of Botoxy, right? Maybe it’s just bad lighting. Her boyfriend, Nick Loeb, is some kind of heavy-hitter in Florida Republican politics, and Nick was Sofia’s date. Sofia also got name checked by Kimmel as an example of what Colombian women look like (in a joke about the Secret Service).

Photos courtesy of PR Photos and Pacific Coast News.

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  1. Agnes says:

    i think i will pretty much always go with kim as the most busted person in any given room at any given time…

  2. JudyK says:

    Forget Kim and Sophia. Kris Jenner: UGH. I.Am.So.Sick.of.Looking.at.Pimp.Mama.

    • Happymom says:

      I know. And being invited to this event just seems to make her think she’s a legitimate celebrity. Ugh!

    • Katy says:

      So am I!!! She looks huge in that red dress….reminds me of a giant sausage!:)

    • laurie says:

      There is a point in the aging process where you do not wear sleeveless dresses. I’m talking to you Mama Kris.

    • Marie Antoinette Jr. says:

      She looks like a professional wrestler. BIG MAMA!

    • ZenB!tch says:

      Did you see the candids that Sofia tweeted… OMG! The KrisMonster looks bad… really bad.

    • MW says:

      Jenner’s dress looks like a red sheet wrapped around her, toga-style. All she needs is a pair of flip flops and a wreath of ivy in her hair.

  3. Candyland says:

    I dunno. Kat-faced Kim starting to look just like Mama. And the dress don’t look good on. But I’d rather she wore it than something too low or short.

    Sophia looks Botoxy. Still looks better than most other women anyhoo.

  4. bea says:

    I love Sofia V, but even I’m tired of this look. Enough with the bustier style dresses! I wasn’t crazy about Kimmell’s Columbian prostitute comment.

    Did not like Kim’s outfit. The epaulettes on the shoulders are bad and the cut of the dress is unflattering. She is appalling enough, I can’t get involved with her mom!

  5. MorticiansDoItDeader says:

    Kim and Lindz C-list? I think you’re feeling generous today; or it was a typo, C and Z are awfully close together oon the keyboard.

  6. Candyland says:

    Am I the only one annoyed that Greta Van Susturd invited Lohan and Katface? You get to meet Prez. once you been peed on? Or is it once you peed on someone else’s dress? Two of the worst choices to get invited to go.

    • picopink says:

      No, you’re not..I totally agree. This dinner has become a joke- like dinner with shmucks!

    • Marie Antoinette Jr. says:

      The dinner is supposed to be a joke. It’s a mini roast of the current administration. Fox news totally sucks, but this year they hit one out of the park by making the actual audience members THE JOKE. Lilo and KK are the lowest of the low in terms of vapid celebrity culture, and their presence was supposed to be a slam on “celebrity” Obama.

  7. grabbyhands says:

    Sofia mos def looked better (when are the Kardashian girls going to figure out that the extreme topknot hairstyle doesn’t look good on ANYONE?), but having said that, I was surprised at how meh almost everyone looked in general. I saw hardly any looks I really liked.

  8. Candyland says:

    One more thing: am I the only one finds Katface Kim’s fleshtoned lips weird? And her mama’s too.

    • JudyK says:

      Yes, put on some dang lipstick w/ color.

    • MW says:

      Nope. I’ve seen them look even fleshier, too, which is really revolting. Like she put pancake on, covered with gloss. I guess she thinks that’s her “natural” look.

  9. lower-case deb says:

    i adore this picture, particularly.
    http://www.dlisted.com/files/imagecache/photo-preview/files/galleries/kimkwhitehouse1.jpg

    so much Wrong going on. the more you look, the more you recognize things going down. it’s like a mini Hidden Objects game

    • Mimi says:

      Lmfao that was awesome!

    • EmilyM. says:

      Complete with Greg Gutfeld side-eye! LOL

    • the original bellaluna says:

      That was the one that got me most, too. What’s with their “I hate my country” faces during the anthem? And what is up with PMK’s side-eye/hater-face?

      Did they realise their implants are settling incorrectly?

      It also looks like Blohan (in the background) is getting quite a bit of “silent bidding side-eye” action.

    • ZenB!tch says:

      OMG! Who is the creepy dude looking at their assets?

  10. NerdMomma says:

    It just struck me how much Kim Kardashian looks like a doll at this point. Really, like a doll.

  11. Marjalane says:

    Maybe it’ll come up here in a later post, but I loved Charlize Theron’s dress- even though it was probably a little too fancy for this dinner.

    It always amazes me as to how UGLY everythingis that the Kardashians wear! They always have on these throwback, cheap looking, Sears reject, dresses.

  12. sans says:

    Just the other day I read that wearing heels can change your posture so that you kind of thrust out your lower stomach into a pooch. I think it was on Jezebel, but apparently plastic surgeons are seeing increased demand for foot surgery and tummy tucks. You can totally see it in the way Kim stands

  13. Izabel says:

    Sofia Vergara can dress evil, lifted the make up, but she is still a beautiful woman.

  14. wunder says:

    Kim is definitely the loser with that tight updo.

    Why didnt she take an extra 10 minutes to brush out her hair and make it happen?

    • skipper says:

      I am so tired of that hair style! I can get away with a go to hair style since I am a commoner but she is American Royalty! Switch it up!

    • ZenB!tch says:

      I know – her hair and the drag queen make up are the things I look forward to when pics of her come up… well that and busted clothes that make her look even shorter and fatter than she is.

      She’s short but she’s not fat.

  15. Enn says:

    I’ll repeat what I said yesterday: Kim looks like she’s going to prom in 1998. Pimpmama is wearing a bridesmaid gown.

    Sofia looks like she a Picasso with that asymmetrical face. I don’t understand why everyone is trying to make her happen; she’s on an ensemble network show and Pepsi commercials.

  16. Muffy says:

    Am I the only one who thinks it’s weird to be wearing velvet in April?

  17. Dawn says:

    As is the norm, the Kartrashians suck and Sofia looks good, see the sparkle in her eyes and then look at old dead eyes big butt, same old look, same old pose same old everything. How anyone can find anything of interest in these carpetbaggers is beyond me. Sofia for the win!

  18. Michelle says:

    Kris looks like Ursula, the octopus/human, from The Little Mermaid.

  19. MorticiansDoItDeader says:

    Also, Can we talk about Rosario Dawson’s “new” boobs?

    http://mobile.dlisted.com/node/45832/images/spl387618_020.jpg

    • the original bellaluna says:

      Yes, let us discuss:

      I looked at that picture and said “When did she she get a boob job?” Because those puppies are definitely new!

      *waves @ Mort*

    • ZenB!tch says:

      eeek! Headlights!

  20. lucy2 says:

    I hope Pimpmama Kris realizes how wide she looks in that dress.
    Kim looks like a moron, as usual.

    Sofia does look a little off, but she’s way more interesting and pretty than them no matter what.

  21. picopink says:

    The main thing that jumped out at me in these photos is how white Kris’s face is compared to her neck and body. It’s so obvious and noone noticed it?! Looks really bad and her dress is not appropiate and unflattering to boot! She needs to come to terms that she is not her daughter’s age and stop trying to dress like them.

    • ZenB!tch says:

      That’s kind of normal in So Cal. We SPF 100+ our faces but not our bodies. I compensate with bronzer and gold tone make up because I’m afraid of going full Boehner on my face.

  22. Dhavy says:

    Did Kim borrowed the idea of making a dress out of curtains like Gone with the Wind?
    These women must know that they were invited as a joke because they are the cheapest-most talked about famewhores, don’t they? I guess I know what pride means and they don’t

  23. Eva says:

    I know I’m in the minority, but I just don’t get the Sofia Vergara thing at all. (still better than Kim though obviously!)

    • RdyfrmycloseupmrDvlle says:

      Co-Sign with you 100%. Dont get the Sophia thing either. massively lopsided squinting face. Picasso cubist painting describes her “beauty” pefectly. If it werent for her tits we wouldnt be discussing her.

    • Penguin says:

      I agree, her face looks really jacked to me. Not as bad as the kardashians but something about her eyes, forehead & nose looks unnatural.

  24. Psyren says:

    Good God Kris Jenner’s FACE! No one’s face should look that way unless they’re standing next to a tornado.

  25. foozy says:

    kardashians looked terrible!! how outdated …lilo looked the best

  26. Kim says:

    Kim K looks like the cheap trash hooker she is. Kris K looks bloated and horrid as always. They are so tacky!

    I would have liked Sophia to have worn a longer dress. This style is a little young for her esp for a formal dinner. That said she looks gorgeous as always.

  27. Lizzie says:

    My grandmother said Kim’s dress would make nice curtains – that says it all!

    • the original bellaluna says:

      It actually reminds me of the Carol Burnett parody of GWTW, when she came down the stairs, curtain rod and all in her dress.

      Thanks for the laugh. I needed it today.

  28. skuddles says:

    Sofia looks great – she radiates such positive energy and inner beauty, on top of being a total knockout. Kim’s dress is nothing special – looks like a frock you pick when you have no clue how to dress for a fancy affair. But I do appreciate her keeping her tacky tits under wraps for a change. Kris just looks big and red… I don’t know what dress would suit her lumpy bod but this sure ain’t it.

  29. the original bellaluna says:

    Can we also discuss the “belted dress” trend? It’s awful. When one is wearing a fitted (or semi-fitted) dress, there is no need for a belt to point out you have a waist. We can see it, thank you.

    There is a happy medium between those played-out bandage dresses and belted dresses.

    Find your happy medium ladies, please.

    • skuddles says:

      Bellaluna, I think the fitted and belted look is so popular as it accentuates gargantuan asses – seems to be ALL about the hourglass these days. I look forward to a time when smaller, trimmer bums come back in vogue :)

      • the original bellaluna says:

        I can understand that. But either you HAVE an hourglass figure or you DON’T. Putting a belt around it isn’t gonna change it.

    • Minty says:

      Sometimes a belted dress can really work. For example: Marilyn Monroe’s pink satin gown with matching belt in Gentlemen Prefer Blondes.

      • the original bellaluna says:

        Precisely: MATCHING belt. And none of these skanks/”starlets” can match Marilyn’s glamour OR style. Not to mention her figure.

      • Minty says:

        @bellaluna:

        Well, the problem with these “starlets” is that they (or their stylists) often choose some random belt that does not coordinate well with their outfit. Sofia’s belt isn’t bad. Her dress should have been longer, though.

        I totally agree with you about Marilyn. She was curvy and had such a tiny waist. She and the other classic goddesses (Ava Gardner, Dorothy Dandridge, Rita Hayworth, Liz Taylor, Audrey Hepburn, Grace Kelly) really knew how to work the glamour. Of course, taste and standards were much higher then. Fifty years ago, skanks like LiLo, Kim, and her Pimp Mama would not have been catered to. They would have been laughed out of Old Hollywood.

  30. the original bellaluna says:

    p.s. PMK, avoid the Gozer the Gozarian hairdo in the future. It’s not doing you any favours.

  31. ZenB!tch says:

    Sophia’s face looks funny but she’s not known for her face. Her face is “eh” – no one would take a second look without the body.

  32. ZenB!tch says:

    Oh almost for got – the porny Kat face skank looks matronly (yet skanky) totally busted.

  33. Amy says:

    Kim Kardashian is turning into Nadya Suleman.