Catherine Zeta Jones in grey Michael Kors: lovely and suspiciously busty?

These are some photos from last night’s Vanity Fair party at (or for?) the Tribeca Film Festival. I’m starting with Catherine Zeta-Jones and Michael Douglas, considering that yesterday’s Zeta post was such a hit. I much prefer Zeta’ look here – this Michael Kors dress is gorgeous, and Zeta wears it well. I have to ask, though – are those new boobs? I was on Boob Job Watch last year with Zeta too – it really looked like Catherine got some implants around the time she was being treated for her bipolar condition. Maybe it’s just a good dress – or maybe Michael bought her some new boobs. I’m guessing the latter.

Next: Demian Bichir and his wife. Bichir is really hot, isn’t he? He’s not really my type – I don’t go for “dark and mysterious,” I go for “fair-skinned, talkative, drunk and horny.” Still, I would hit it.

Leelee Sobieski in Jil Sander. I know this is probably cotton, but it still has a “ball gown” silhouette, and I just don’t think you should wear a ball gown to a Vanity Fair party held for the Tribeca Film Festival. It’s overkill. Also, I hate her hair. She’s certainly got “the young Helen Hunt” thing going, doesn’t she?

Dakota Fanning in perfect pink Lanvin, perfect for her age, and it looks pretty on her too. I don’t care for the gold headpiece, though. That’s just… bad. The dress is simple, sure, but the dress makes a better statement without the headpiece.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

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  1. Isa says:

    It’s probably just a good bra. Good bras do amazing thing.
    Leelee has always reminded me of Helen Hunt. I thought they were sisters.
    That head piece is horrible. I normally like head pieces (I’m a little on the weird side) but that one is ugly and it doesn’t look like it’s put on correctly.

    • Aiobhan says:

      I agree. Sometimes a good push up bra can make you look twice your normally size. i know; I have invested in a few good ones. Plus with good posture they look very alert.
      I 100% agree with you on both LeeLee and Dakota. The hand band is superfluous and actually makes that beautiful dress ugly.

      I actually like Leelee’s dress but do agree that it is inappropriate for the setting. There was another dress from the same collection that she could have worn with the same effect. She also should have worn jewelry or something to liven it up a bit.

  2. Franny says:

    There is something off about Catherine’s face. I don’t know if its because her eyebrows are grey-ish due to the powder or what, but its weird.

    • gloaming says:

      Apparently she’s always done her own make-up and she’s obviously incredibly shit at it.

    • blondie says:

      I was thinking the same thing! Her face is definitely off. To be honest I thought she resembles JWoww from Jersey Shore a bit here….

  3. venny says:

    That gold head-piece looks like it’s Photoshopped onto Dakota’s head. Also, I love Catherine’s shoes.

    • Allons - y Allonso says:

      Agreed. It also makes her hair look a bit dirty and draws attention to the dark roots.

  4. Nanz01 says:

    Re Dakota Fanning – Also the shoes. The shoes and the headpiece, no. The dress, yes.**

    **I am fashion…um…challenged, so feel free to ignore me. I’m not even here. Nanz01 who?

  5. Eleonor says:

    I don’t know if that are implants, pads, or the bra, but it’s like she has barbie boobs!

    • Astrid says:

      I thought the same thing when I opened the post and looked at the first picture before scrolling and reading.

    • hunter says:

      I think they are some kind of padded stick-ons because they jut out from the dress with no skin gradation to the boob.

      She might already have a nice sized rack (enhanced or otherwise) but there are some stick-ons under that dress.

  6. Az says:

    Zeta has always been top heavy, it’s really evident when she puts on weight. Here she must be Spanxed out Beyonce-style… Look at her waistline: you can tell she’s got some sort of sucker-inner on. That being said, she looks great. And that face… Just beautiful, like always. When my cousin’s youngest daughter was born, she kept claiming her kid looked like Zeta. She still claims this. Every time she says it my aunt (her mom) gets this priceless lokk ok her face like, “are you effing kidding me with this?” It always makes me laugh.

  7. LAK says:

    CZJ looks like more together here than yesterday. In comparison, she looked ok but tired, casual even despite the glittery dress. Today, she’s upped her game, done her make up CZJ style, put on wonder undergarments hence the perky boobs etc – definitely her usual style today.

  8. daz says:

    i think she has a kind of structured one-piece undergarment on underneath the dress, keep the waist in check and prop the boobs up

  9. Happy21 says:

    She’s always had big boobs. The material doesn’t look very forgiving on that dress so she is probably also wearing a really good bra.

  10. sharylmj says:

    they look fantastic!! looks like a special bra to me.. that dress is amazing!! she’s is SO beautiful and he is really looking good again.

  11. Jess says:

    I am now in love with Demian Bichir. I hope he doesn’t smoke. And I think CZJ has some 50s era girdle/bra combo on, which ruins the look of what would otherwise be a pretty dress.

  12. Bite me says:

    Dakota has a very unique beauty

  13. Mrs.Krabapple says:

    Her face looks different too, in addition to the larger boobs. Seems like she’s had major work done. But, her husband already showed her he’s willing to trade in a wife for a younger model, so I guess she has good reason for it.

    • Jayna says:

      He had been split from his wife for a year. And read the daily mail article on his ex-wife. She is a shallow woman who was a selfish mother that lived her life as a shallow socialite. The story on her next set of children is shocking.

  14. Neelyo says:

    In that close-up shot, LeeLee looks like Helen Hunt’s older sister.

  15. maggiegrace says:

    LeeLee – good god that dress is so hideous. I liked it when she got her hair cut into that bob — it was so cute on her…but here with it swept back, it really accentuates the negative things about her face.

  16. the original almond says:

    I’m most likely the only one, but I think Sobiesky’s dress is lovely. I wanna wear it, like now (I’m drinking tea and eating crumpets, so I guess it’d be good for waity activities).

    • Ell says:

      You’re not the only one original almond, I’m into the dress too. But I do like white cotton, it always looks so fresh. I don’t even mind her hair.

      I need a crumpet hit now, ummm lovely, imaginig the butter.

    • Nev says:

      word up.

  17. nikzilla37 says:

    CZJ looks amazing! Wow!

  18. Reece says:

    I looked at the pictures before reading and I thought “why would you post a pic where somebody drew a thing on Dakota Fanning’s head?”

  19. benny says:

    In that first photo, Catherine looks like Wayland Flowers’ “Madame” puppet.

    Whatever she’s doing to herself, she needs to stop. Now. Before it gets any worse and she becomes a laughing stock.

  20. strawberrycake says:

    Maybe I’m being nitpicky, but… Her name is Zeta-Jones, not Zeta. So why is she being referred to as “Zeta” here?

  21. Camille (The original) says:

    CZJ looks *much* better here. She looks great.

  22. Nev says:

    love the white dress.
    so different.
    nice.

  23. Mrs. Odie 2 says:

    Fanning looks like she’s trying to pee.

  24. Emma says:

    Catherine looks amazing! Her skin is radiant. I don’t like the large breasts though. I like them together. They seem like they have a strong marriage and have been through a lot together. In my opinion they are what Hollywood should be and have real class and elegance. Very few left like them. Even Brad and Angie get on my nerves sometimes.

    • Navy Blue says:

      Just because they dress nice doesn’t mean they are classy. They are arrogant. Remember CZJ suing anyone who takes photos of her that make her look fat. Michael and her putting their wedding photos on a website where you have to pay to see them. Claiming it is for their fans. They need to get over themselves.

      • Emma says:

        Well, I would never categorize anyone as classy just because they dress nice. How shallow and dense to do such a thing! I like how they carry themselves, speak, appear refined, lead a more private life than most celebs, and just the general air about them. Although you are entitled to your opinion, you are being presumptuous about mine. But it’s not that serious.

    • Lafairy says:

      She looks sooooooooooooooo old!!! as old as yesterday only with perkier boobs.
      The difference with yesterday? I don’t pity her anymore, she looks so full of it and arrogant in that first picture it’s almost laughable if her looks werene’t so rough!!! she acts like the younger lady she pretends to be and forgot to check her ancient face into the mirror before leaving the house!!

      She needs to realize that she is now playing in the same category as Jane Seymour…. and Jane Seymour wins hands down!

  25. ichsi says:

    Holy sh** Leelee has lost a lot of weight! Eat something girl!

    • salamanca says:

      Exactly! She’s very thin now, though she allways was tall and slim. Anyhow-smth’s not right.

  26. HotPockets says:

    I can’t tell the difference between J-wow from Jersey Shore and Catherine Zeta Jones anymore.

  27. JennJennM says:

    People who claim that CZJ has “always been top-heavy” must not have seen 1992 photos of her wearing only white bikini bottoms while on a yacht. In the topless photos, she is clearly a smallish B-cup with hips that look wider compared to now. She has definitely had implants at some point in her career, and the busty look is not flattering on her otherwise thin frame.

  28. leuce7 says:

    Those shoes of CZJ’s–wow. WANT. She looks both great and a little weird, which has to be some sort of accomplishment.

  29. aurelia says:

    Yep, cathy z got a tit job after the birth of her second child. Her bozzies do look strange here but I think its because she has one of those inbuilt bras in her dress that 1950′s swimsuits always had.

    Anyhoo, her shoes are defo righteous and thank god the desire to wear louboutin stripped heels has died.

  30. ugly plastic says:

    I dislike this drag addict plastic face woman in the name of bipolar. Hollywood is fake likes fakes.

  31. Marcheline says:

    Um…. how has nobody noticed the disgusting HAIRDO on LeeLee? Ew! Like a can of motor oil was poured on her head and then combed back… looks like an 80-year-old-lady hairdo on a toothpick. Gross!

  32. Clara says:

    I think it’s the one shoulder cut that’s giving her that massive boobage. She’s definitely got some kind of lift going on there as well. Though I hate that gunmetal shade on her – Catherine should be wearing warmer hues, look at her colouring.