Kim Kardashian tweets bikini photos, claims she wants to start a Bible study group

Here are some new photos of Kim Kardashian, which she tweeted yesterday. She was supposed to be “modeling” a new bra from the Kardashian Kollection lingerie line (“All about corals for spring swimwear.”) – but people were just paying attention to her hair, which is freshly dyed. She’s gone from Kardashian-black to Kardashian-dark-brown. I have to admit, I redyed my hair over the weekend, and I think Kim and I have the same shade, because my hair looks a lot like this. Kim tweeted: “I dyed my hair lighter yesterday! I’m loving it! New hair color=new beginnings for me You like?”

But her hair (and her kat-face) isn’t the only “new beginning”. Kim also tweeted, “I want to start a bible study group with my friends!” Because she’s religious now! Is that her move? I’m debating whether or not to be offended by this. Honestly, I don’t think it offends me. I live in a super-Jesusy area, and I don’t think most of the fundamentalists around here would even bat an eye at doing a Bible study group with Kim Kardashian. Does that say something about fundamentalists?

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet & Kim’s Twitter.

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  1. Palermo. says:

    Desperation is not pretty

    • YokoDMV says:

      And she didn’t dye her hair…she clearly wears lace wigs (beyonce style) her face is starting to look puffy/lumpy, and she has zero intentions of starting a bible study…it’s getting annoying how everything out of her mouth is ‘for appearances’ i used to kinda secretly like kim….smh.

      • Trollontheloose says:

        Yes you are right! I saw her 2 days ago and het temples were balding. You could see other spots where her hair is thinning. and let me tell you something: SHE IS NOT A SIZE 2!!! Freaking no way. Unless she wears clothes 2.0 .. And without spandex you could see the granola skin..

    • dorothy says:

      Another blatant attempt at “look at me”, “look at me”. Pathetic.

    • ZigZagZoey says:

      Oh now, now…..It could be true ~ She probably wrote a f’ing Bible of Kim, and that’s what she is studying….

      • smallwonder2738 says:

        OMG.. you took the words from my mouth! Except yours were slightly nicer ;o) Another thing.. the Kardashians founded a church (I’d assume with the money-grubbing whore way of Kimmy and her mom that it’s for tax write-offs) Oh and what do you know.. taxes are due soon.. way too cover her big fake ass with the IRS!

    • originalone says:

      Well now people, let us be fair.

      The Kardashians are known for getting down on their knees… Not for praying per say. But they do get down on their knees.

      • autumndaze says:



      • gg says:

        And her ass is not fake – why is it so hard to believe she just has a fat ass like the rest of us?

        Oh, and Kim – let us see you start attending (a normal) church, then maybe we might believe you have any interest in the Bible.

  2. Julie says:

    My 21 yr old daughter came over to visit last nite. We plopped ourselves on a bed to watch some TV and she asked if we could go to E and watch this kitty cat. That is the moment in my life when I knew for sure I failed as a mother. Shit!

    • Justaposter says:


      Sorry Julie, that made me snort coffee on my monitor!

    • brynn says:

      LMFAO! My mom says the same thing when I turn any of their shows on in front of her…

    • irishserra says:

      Awww… I’m so sorry. :( I was at the gym on the treadmill half watching the TV (news, I think?) when this older woman came over, nabbed the remote and turned on some Kardashian show. I was very amused watching the older lady watching the television. She was so engrossed!

      • gg says:

        Well – that’s when it’s time to hurl your water bottle at somebody’s head, making an appealing “thwack!”.

    • Lucky Charm says:

      I hear you, and I can completly relate. My otherwise level-headed, responsible 23 year old daughter watches these shows, too!

      • EmmaStoneWannabe says:

        Don’t feel bad. I am a very level-headed, well-educated, twenties something lady and I watch it. It is a guilty pleasure. I do not like them as people, but it’s so entertaining to watch kat face attempt krying.

    • Trek Girl says:

      These shows are fun to watch because, more often than not, they are a train-wreck. I don’t know if that’s why your daughter watches them, but that’s why a lot of people watch them.

  3. Rita says:

    Wonder what the priest thinks when he sees her puppies bending over the communion rail.

    • originalone says:

      Rita, the priest will do nothing. Except maybe use her to bait new “Altar boys”. ;)

      I am so sorry to all religious fanatics, but that bait Rita had thrown, i just cannot help myself… It is beyond my control. Again, apologies.

  4. Petunia says:

    Hahaha, a BIBLE study group? Seriously?
    So she can ask God’s opinion about Golden Showers and Dumping Humphries? And how best to scream, “Ugly, vile, evil troll” at your sister?

    This woman seriously has some major chutzpah issues.

    • Polkasox says:

      I had to read this twice – I thought “Dumping Humphries” was a new sex move I was unfamiliar with. I wouldn’t put it past the girl!

    • mel2 says:

      Fake azz. If this is a ploy to get Tim Tebow, for the love of God please go away!!!!

  5. Sisi says:

    bible study group… so she’s still after that guy that turned her down?

    • LeeLoo says:

      Haha! I forgot about her being after Tim Tebow. Pathetic! This is exactly why she is doing this.

      • Petunia says:

        OMG, no say it isn’t sooooooooo! Didn’t some loser’s mama try to fix her loser daughter up with Tebow already? I’m really feeling for this guy.

        Run, Tim, run for the hills! Escape the crazy while you still can!

      • EmmaStoneWannabe says:

        Yes. Katy Perry’s mother tried to make it happen with Tim Tebow as well. What are these people smoking thinking he would lower himself to either?

    • Peachy says:

      Yes, GOD turned her down! Can I hear an AMEN!!!!!!!!!

      • Sisi says:

        *snickers* I was talking about Tim Tebow not God. But the thought of God turning KK down is kinda priceless

    • Delta Juliet says:

      Yup. That was my first thought.

    • JenJen says:

      That’s exactly what I was going to suggest! She was turned down by a religious guy, so her next move is to turn herself (supposedly) into a broad he’d go for? I think the chaste innocence ship sailed for Kim about 15 years ago…

    • originalone says:

      Now-now, like I said a bit earlier:

      Give the Karadashians a chance. For they have been known to get down on their knees.

      Not necessarily for praying… But still.

  6. Sue says:

    Wow, is there anything this woman won’t do for attention? Sad/pathetic…..

  7. originalone says:

    Well to be fair, Pamela Anderson went also to Bible group with her sons, and look where it had gotten her.

    So yes Kim, go to Bible study!

  8. LeeLoo says:

    Great…now she has figured out a way to swindle Christians…

    I think the only reason she has found Jesus is because she thinks 1)Jesus will go a long way in rehabbing her image 2)she knows the majority of her remaining fan base is out of the Bible Belt so she wants to cling to them as much as possible.

    • Petunia says:

      Oh yes, you’re right. And add to that that Kim will be visiting her sister Chloe in Texas, which is super religious territory, and she’s going to need to throw a bone to that crowd. (Sorry but that’s all it is to her, no disrespect meant to anyone Christian.)

    • ahoyhoy says:

      And flashing her bible is like a suit-of-armor for criticisms. Like a ‘free pass.’
      Just like Newt using his current religion as a tool to claim ‘god has forgiven him’ for leaving his other two wives when they got sick.

    • EmmaStoneWannabe says:

      Yeah really. Watch her start sporting a HUGE diamond cross necklace on top of those big balloons. Maybe she will use that massive stone from her ring as the center of the cross. What a sacrilegious (sad) joke that would be.

  9. Petunia says:

    It has to be for publicity. Did her mother suggest it, as a way to shut people up about her fake-kitty marriage? Has to be so. Kim K’s God is Money. No room there for any other God.

  10. truthful says:

    bible study group = trying to lure in Tebow–she is a sad mess!!

    she’s supposedly sooo desirable??
    she will STAY manless, she reeks of desperation.

  11. Jayna says:

    She is such a phoney. Worse than her marriage scam (She never loved him b/f she married him), is her rehabbing of her image (Haiti, Bible study). It reaks of phoniness.

    • Ogechi says:

      I really feel like i need to defend Kim on the issue of marriage. Nobody has any right to judge her. She is a smart business woman and has more money than i will ever have so she is doing something right. We all made mistakes and she made one. Just because she is in the public eye doesnt give us the right to judge her. All of you people who are on here saying horrible things, how would you like to live your life in the public eye and have everyone judge your every move? The kardashians have said since day one that they are gonna be an open book on their shows. But kim chose that in this case she wanted to handle the divorce off camera out of respect for kris which i think was commendable. I dont think kim would fake a marriage for money. She has more money than she will ever need and she isnt a sick or twisted person who would fake a marriage, period. She is a wonderful woman with a good heart and she went through a rough patch. She will come out of this a better person who learned a huge lesson. BTWN So many haters, BUT yet you all obviously watch her shows, or listen to all the media about her to know what’s going on, and then take the time to comment on all of her posts’ with negativity??? Eish!

      • autumndaze says:

        Ogechi, go sit with Courtney in the Delusional Corner..

      • JM says:

        Is that you Kim?????

      • originalone says:

        Ogechi, there is something called The Soup that totally gives us any worthy news on all things Kardashian.

        Just so you know that you really do not need to watch any of their shows. Just get your Joel McHale dong fever on, and get your K! “news and updates” out of the way at the same time.

        Just FYI.

      • gg says:

        Oh boy, where to start? You know what? Don’t flatter yourself – I haven’t even surfed past one of their shows and can’t even tell you the name of them. You just can’t swing a cat on the internet without bumping into one of their fame-whorey images, endlessly tweeting about NOTHING, posing and faking their way through yet another fake storyline, to bolster their cheap, fake brand and heinous consumerist detestable lifestyles. Let me ask you this Ogechi – What have any of them done for humankind?

        The one and only reason this chick (and by association her fame-hungry family) is even publicly known is that she made amateur Pr0N. How altruistic is THAT? Why don’t you go watch that and then come back and say what you have to say? It’s all over the damn place.

        They are all about making money the wrong way and hoarding it and spending it. They are no better than the rappers who opine about all the money they have and want everybody to be jealous at all their material possessions. Guess what – you can’t take it with you.

        Just because they’ve managed to cash in for awhile does not make them decent people. I could go on, but I, like everybody else, will just smack my forehead and move on. You have no earthly clue what these people are doing do you?

      • Asli says:

        @GG – You’re so right! I always see pictures of 50 Cent with money drapped over him. We get it! You’re rich! Stop flaunting your damn money and go help people who need it. They would actually spend the money on food instead of having them drapped over themselves for ‘fun’ photos that will be posted on Twitter. Some people… *shakes head*

      • Little Darling says:

        Ogechi – She CHOSE to live her life in front of the public…yearned for it, fought for it, got PEED ON for it…she’s not honest with who she is, or her she doesn’t contribute anything to society (oh, minus those primped and preened photos of her faking at the soup kitchen after her marriage bust). Where is it documented that she is a “good person with a good heart”…I mean, she lives her life in front of the camera…where is it documented?

        Her relationship might have been real in the beginning, but she knew when she married him that he most likely was not the guy for her, and she still insisted on having the most over the top, lavish, ME ME ME ceremony in the world and televised it none the less, only to quit it officially after 72 days? No wonder she didn’t want to document the divorce…her true colors might have come out then (trying to keep him quiet, where the ring was purchased, so on and so forth).

      • jwoolman says:

        Kim definitely is not handling the divorce privately out of respect for Kris H. She’s inserting fake scenes into her stupid show, pretending they happened before she filed, where she tries to make Kris H out to be The Evil One with herself playing the innocent dutiful wife who is baffled and oh so sad.  She and her mom forgot to change clothes in one inserted scene so the backdating was obvious. Caught another one recently where Kim was crying crocodile tears over it all, what a fake. And they’ve all been spreading rumors and smearing him. Not nice people at all. 

  12. Asli says:

    I was in Wahington DC with my school last year and we went to see the White House. Some of the girls were Muslim and were wearing scarves and there were a group of fundamentalist who wanted to convert them. Yeah, they’d love to get their hands on the Klan.

    • Relli says:

      Of course. I worked at a Starbucks in a fly over state many, many years ago and me(a fallen catholic) and this older Lesbian were the only ones who did not belong to the same fundamentalist church as the rest of the “partners.” Really nice kids, truly and meant well (they were always trying to save me) but it took me a week to explain why going to the middle east to spread Christianity was a waste of time. As well as separating the truth about Islam from the lies.

      • Asli says:

        Agreed! But the scary part was that it was older men and man were they… passionate. They kept screaming ‘USA’ and ‘Allah is Satan’ and were calling the girls names. Not fun. Some of the things they were saying were just… they watch way to much Fox News.

      • TheOriginalKitten says:

        “Allah is satan”? Yeah that’s always a sure-fire way to get someone to “convert”. Mock their religion and insult their culture *eye roll*.

      • Asli says:

        @Kitten – I know, right? They were like a bunch of Bill O’Reilly’s and Ann Coulter’s only louder and less willing to debate and explain their views. However some other American guys told them to leave us alone. See, people aren’t all the same no matter religion, culture etc.

      • originalone says:

        @OriginalKitten – That is ignorance for ya.

        Dumbasses don’t know that God in Arabic is God. Like that radio racist jerk, Limbaugh. Remember after the earthquake in Japan what he said? Let them pray to Gaya, those heathens would understand that our Christian God is letting them die.

        Because saying God in one’s native language, makes God turn his back on you for not calling out to him in English.

        Shameful piece of shit.

    • TheOriginalKitten says:

      Asli-just hearing “Anne Coulter” makes me want to punch something. Ugh.

      Originalone-I didn’t know that Limbaugh said that but I am not surprised in the least. He is one sick bastard..

      • originalone says:

        Yep, on his radio show, the next day after the earthquake.

        How in your right mind would you call yourself a Christian after, uttering such a statement, or supporting such a statement.

        Because you understand, “Christians” called his show and supported him, and bashed more on the people of Japan.

      • Asli says:

        @ Kitten – Ann Coulter is crazy! She wants the U.S to take over the world and force the entiry mankind into Christianity. She has insulted Judaism. At a college lecture she told a Muslim student to ‘go ride a camel’. She has said that if she ever had a gay son that she would tell him he’s adopted (which is really funny since she says you can ‘pray the gay away’ and that it’s a choice. If she believes it’s a choice and not something you’re born as why would she tell him he’s adopted?). She wants to attack and kill Muslim society. She is C.R.A.Z.Y! How anybody gives her the light of day is beyond me.

      • Asli says:

        Sorry. That’s ‘time of day’ not ‘light’. My bad :P

      • originalone says:

        Anne Coulter is the Anti-American par excellence. The way she lets people spew hatred on her site is unbelievable, and unworthy of this great country.

        Not only she is homophobic, she encourages that white-power culture that demeans and debases anything and everything that is not white, christian, and is “pure” of blood.

        How Christian is she? Well, Bill Maher had her against his white-room wall after she appeared on his show. True fact. Not story.

        She is the most hypocritical white trash ever.

      • Zoe says:

        Lived in DC for a short-time and Coulter has a interesting reputation in DC circles. Fake. She is more talk than action. A lot of her friends & boyfriends are liberals/progressives. Even rumored she dated Bill Maher at one point. Talks shait to sell books, not an actual believer of her own rhetoric. Drinks a lot and rarely eats. An anorexic lush, with a big mouth, is how she is known on K street.

      • Asli says:

        @Originalone – I know! I feel bad for Americans (and most Republicans) whenever I see her on tv because she isn’t what America is about. She shouldn’t be allowed anywhere near a camera and a teleprompter.

        These ‘Christians’ who talk about eradicating entire populations because they’re not conforming to their beliefs really makes me wonder just HOW Christian they are.

        @Zoe – That seems very interesting. From what I’ve seen whenever she’s about to lose a debate she’ll insult or joke about the person she’s debating. Sign of ignorance or a less than intellectual person.

  13. Newtsgal says:

    What does she think that by putting a bible on her lap and pretending to read it will help her get a date with Tim Tebow…..good luck with that!

  14. someone says:

    dear Kim k, it’s not even noon here, therefore I don’t need to see your boobs this early…hell, I don’t need to see them at all. especially when the point of the picture is to show your new hair.
    someone who can’t enjoy a well-balanced breakfast
    ps- you have deprived me of the most important meal of the day!

  15. k says:

    Enty is doing a Kardashian ban for February, which I am loving!

  16. lucy2 says:

    Ugh, she will do and say ANYTHING to get attention and try to repair her worthless image. Just go away!

  17. fancyamazon says:

    Um, yeah, that looks like a girl who wants to join a Bible study group.

  18. constance says:

    What BS! Her mothers “church” is a con and a tax haven. Fake in every aspect of their souls.

    • JenJen says:

      That actually makes sense… if all the Kardashian Krap can get church status, they don’t have to pay taxes! Genius!

  19. Sports Gal says:

    Crazy Days and Nights is going with a Kardashian-Free February … sure wish all sites would try that concept as well. We could take a big step to ridding our lives of these trashy famewhores forever!

  20. Sakyiwaa says:

    This is strange…

    • The Truth Fairy says:

      That was the first thing I thought of!

      PS She must go to the same church as Courtney Stodden — Our Lady of Fake!

    • TeamElton says:

      I was just getting ready to post that I remember reading somewhere recently that she was going to start becoming all religious to try and rehab her image. There are no lengths that these people will go to seems like. I’m still wondering why anyone watches their shows, and when they’re going away.

  21. Newtsgal says:

    Maybe she wants to be the next Tammy Faye, either that or she’s looking for a tax write-off.

    • fancyamazon says:

      Tammy Faye started out as a fundie, then “fell” along with her husband and picked herself up again as a much more inclusive type of Christian. None of her incarnations were my cup of tea, but she was earnest and honest in her beliefs, and I believe that she actually did fall prey to temptation rather than court it, as her husband surely did. the earnest and honest parts are something that this trashy person knows nothing at all about.

      *edited twice (three times) because I cannot type today*

    • the original bellaluna says:

      Well, she’s already got the eyelashes down…

  22. TheOriginalVictoria says:

    I honestly would rather have Ricky Gervais and every atheist in the world “join” a bible group than have Kim K be associated with anything faith-based. That girl doesn’t have a biblical bone in her body unless you count Jezebel.

    We all have our issues, but seriously she is so shady!

    • TheOriginalKitten says:

      Well, as an atheist I’m perfectly happy to have Mr. Gervais representing.
      I’m pretty sure bible-lovin’ peeps would be happier with Tebow as the face of their religion over Miss Kardashian :)

      • TheOriginalVictoria says:

        At least with an atheist you’d get some authentic and intense intellectual discussions. At the very least. LOL

      • Asli says:

        Word. I like having Ricky ‘representing’ us which he isn’t really doing. People just constantly ask him about why he’s an atheist. Either way, his celeb-bashing is why I love him.

      • Mr.Smurf says:

        I do have some chistian beliefs, but I frickin’ love me some Ricky Gervais. From what I’ve seen of him (including his “i’m an atheist” pretending to be jesus on the cross photo on a magazine), I think he’s funny. Christians, Muslims, etc need to realize that we’re not all going to agree with each other, and need to treat each other like how we’d want to be. That being said, that doesn’t mean you can’t make fun of each other.

    • TheOriginalKitten says:

      @Asli-That is definitely a destinction and you’re right-Gervais does not pretend to be speaking on behalf of all atheists. He does crack me up though!

      @Mr. Smurf-I think you hit the nail on the head. As a country, we really need to learn to laugh together and find a way to respect each others’ belief system but in a communicative way, instead of using it to divide. Humor is always a great way to unite, ain’t it? :)

  23. dorothy says:

    Nothing says religion and god like tweeting pictures of your breat’s all over the web. What is this moron thinking?

    • OhMyMy says:

      Agreed. Nothing says “hey I’m 12″ than taking half-nekkid mirror pictures of yourself and putting them on the internet.

  24. Lucky Charm says:

    Ha, I wonder if Ma Duggar would let any of her kids attend Bible study with Kim, lol!

    I do like this hair color, though.

    • logan says:

      AMEN!!! I put a reference to Mrs. Duggar in my comment before I read yours. Miz Kardashian would last about 1 hour under Michelle’s care.

  25. spinner says:

    This girl wouldn’t know a bible if it banged her on the head.

  26. Agnes says:

    What an attention whore she is. She’s never going to quit, is she?

  27. Sara says:

    Why are you showing your titties on twitter Kim? Bible study and showing your goodies in the same conversation? Time to see a psychiatrist.

  28. Dawn says:

    Just say NO to anything these frauds are trying to sell. Remember when Paris found god in jail too but then couldn’t recite one bible passage, this is just more of the same baloney.

  29. Relli says:

    I saw this on Bossip yesterday and wondered if would make its way here too. This is so obvious its not even a good point and laugh moment, its just pathetic.

    This lady seriously!

    I have never watched a minute of any of their shows, but i read the recap on Jezebel yesterday of the final episode of this season becuase i was curious how it was goign to wrap up given the divorce. It was all about how she didn’t want to move any of his stuff into HER apartment. WTF. Really you are a grown woman, who got married again (not your first time at the rodeo)to a man and didn’t expect him to move stuff to your place so much so you cry to anyone who will listen. She didn’t want a marriage or a partner, she wanted a wedding. not the same thing.

    • AB says:

      Yes, she was very mean to Kris and the best part was when Kourtney called her a ‘bitch’ for that, she started her fake-ugly crying! Thought Kim was OK, not anymore. Not a fan of khole either since she comes across as a bully (anyone she doesn’t like)…

      • Relli says:

        Really, WOW. OK i was prepared for someone to contradict me since I got the information second hand I wasn’t sure how accurate it was. She is such a douche. All i ever read interviews about how she just wants to be loved and cherished. To have the marriage and life that her parents had! Although since we have found out a bit more about that also seem like a weird statement. Because really if KimmyK found her parents to have the dream marriage then why did she have to testify as a child about her father’s stressing out of her mom. IF i had to testify against one of my parents its not likely something i would ever forget, let alone aspire to whatever led them there. She cannot even keep her lies straight, I cant with her anymore. Because is she cannot stay married to man who was willing to appease her and move his stuff to a storage unit just to make her happy she doesn’t know what being in a relationship is about.

    • Ogechi says:

      I advice you watch the finale 1st hand. Kris would have divorced her if she hadn’t done so anyway. He told his friend, “Kim is acting strange, time to seek for a divorce”. Besides Kris is a pathetic douche ‘man-child’ I’ve ever seen. I blame Kim for marrying him but she is human too. Both of them were not inlove with each other, kris is a super famewhore, now Kim made him known all over d world. Was it not what he wanted? I’ve no sympathy for him.

      • Relli says:

        If I had cable I might but personally i stopped watching E! years ago when this family started to become their main cash cow. THEIR VOICES ALONE MAKE ME STABBY.

      • AB says:

        Kris is not perfect but it was Kim who gave up on the marriage….also, BECAUSE she is in the public eye very willingly, she will be judged – good or bad. I think what she did to Kris is downright wrong!

  30. TheOriginalKitten says:

    This is ALL about attention. If I was a deeply religious person I would be pretty offended that she is obviously so cavalier and borderline mocking about something that means so much to so many. Really. She is just classless.

    Also, the hair color is different? Really? She’s making it seems like she had an extreme makeover. Ugh. She sucks.

  31. Hope says:

    Does she think we are that stupid and naive? How can she openly say something like wanting to join/start a bible study group, when pretty much every time she opens the Bible – no matter the place – the passage will be indicting her lifestyle & behaviour. Will be some of the shortest bible studies ever. Incredible lack of self-awareness if she is in fact genuine about this.

  32. Franny says:

    Looks like someone got more face lipo!

  33. barb333 says:

    In the 2nd picture, with the red top, doesn’t she look like a cross between Jenifer Love Hewitt and Eva Longoria? Or someone, just can’t put my finger on it…..

  34. Jover says:

    Good points constance and jenjen; in order to have a bible study group, don’t you have to be able to READ! Or will PimpMama do the *ahem* heavy lifting while Lardassian looks for noobs to shag.

  35. HappyJoyJoy says:

    I rolled my eyes so hard at this. SO HARD. Hopefully everything will start slowing down for them now that the NY season in over and everyone got to see the fake, pre-recorded & imposed drama. Also: Do you think Kourtney is a little jealous because baby #2 is not getting ANY press? … Actually… you know what? Don’t answer that. I think if I never hear from these fame mongers again, I’ll be ok.

  36. Quest says:

    I hope she can spell the word Bible without using a dictionary

  37. Camille (The original) says:

    That bra is fug. And is the bible group a new ploy to try and hook up with that Football playing virgin?

  38. Mich says:

    Wow. Just. Wow. I mean, wow. What a stupid, transparent, shallow shell of a human being. From the fake wedding to tweeting about bible studies in her bra, could she possibly be more delusional than Our Lady of Crack. Yeah. I went there and I stand by it!

  39. Kimberly says:

    And I thought she lowered herself so low that she was looking up satan’s nose to tell him he had something just in the nasil rim. . . .

    then she goes and pulls a total Dlist celeb move: twitter pics-in order to gain male followers because, well guys are just easy and brainless if boobs are involved.

    She is just fucking with the “normals” now, she knows her( I use the word as loose as she is) “career” is over.

  40. Mytwocents says:

    Rule #1 in having a Bible study group:

    Actually own a Bible

    Rule #2 Cover up your tits

  41. skuddles says:

    Careful with those bikini pics Kimbo… we might have to start referring to you as LeAnn 2.0.

  42. Kim says:

    A bible study group? Will she be showing her sex video, fake marriage show & bra pictures at this study group? She truly has is delusional & has lost touch with all reality.

    I cant wait til the day she has to answer to God about her fake marriage and how she made a mockery of something God finds so important.

    Oh wait who am i kidding she wont be answering to God. She has a mansion in hell waiting for her and the rest of her family.

  43. Kim says:

    She obviously thinks “Bible” is a new designer or tabloid.

  44. BerMan says:

    She tweets photos half naked and cries when someone comes to her house with luggage saying they know her and will work for her. Young lady you reap what you sow. All the bad shit it comes when you do stupid crap like taking these types of photos and exposing to the world. – Cry me a river Kim.

  45. the original bellaluna says:

    Yes. Because nothing says “Bible study” like the latest “Bibles-n-bikinis w/Lardassian” group.

    • aprayerforthewildatheart says:

      Just goes to show, they can bring the “trashy-ass with no class” into ANYTHING. Bible study, really? Shouldn’t she learn to read first?

      Introducing The Kardashian Special Edition Bible Kollection, all personally obtained (stolen) from hotel rooms around the world! Hooty-hoo, hooty-hoe!

  46. buell says:

    I’m wondering how many Chinese child laborers it took to make that ugly ass bra…..

  47. Jessica says:

    Kim is too much it’s was wrong when she use the Haiti trip to help her image. But this top the cake who use god as way to help their image that is the lowest of low. I’m know Kim was a down feeder but this is disgusting I hope her fans don’t fall for this . Is fame really that important that you need to sell your soul and all Kim and her family care about is money and fame.

  48. logan says:

    This wax figure of a woman makes me want to scream. Bible Study? How about if a room full of real women just beat some sense into you with their Bibles? You need to go with Lindsay Lohan and a hand full of other princess wanta bees and move in with Michelle Duggar. Now that woman could hold a Bible study for you. Here’s a free tip from me–STOP SHOWING THE WORLD YOUR PLASTIC BOOBS. Not Bible approved!!!!
    My Mom would say “You can’t talk out of both sides of your mouth at the same time” Meaning Miz Kardashian? You can’t tweet photos of your boobs and have a fake marriage and release porn movies of yourself and then say I want to start a Bible study. You are not fooling God and you are not fooling anyone else!!!! You are either with the program or you are not. And you are not. Bible Study, are you hearing this God. Of course you are.

  49. Moi says:

    Did Kris claim to be religious too when she was apparently screwing around the greater L.A. area?

  50. aprayerforthewildatheart says:

    Nice MySpace get-the-cleavage-in-the-shot pics Kim, what are you 16?

    I have to admit I like her hair though. *hangs head in shame*

  51. EJV says:

    This is really sad to me…As a faithful person, I pray she finds good friends who will tell her that she is being a fool in more than one respect here. She needs an intervention of some kind. I hope she joins a bible study with a trustworthy group,one with good people who care for her well being. not creating one wholly herself. SHe needs to learn from some humble circumstances. I’m not here to judge, but she does need help in the wisdom department…HELLO.

  52. Madisyn says:

    Is it me or is this broad W I D E? Size 2 my ass!

    • Lucky Charm says:

      She has to wear 2 sizes on each body part (each leg, each hip, etc.) sewn together to make an article of clothing. So yes, she’s right when she claims to wear a size 2, lol! ;)

  53. Martin says:

    Bible Study Group???

    Hmmm… Let me see if I can say this in a nice way.


    F.U. and your F.F.C.


  54. Peachy says:

    Kardashian KRIStianity!

    *Krosses self*

  55. jwoolman says:

    Maybe somebody should ask her what passages she wants to study …

    I wonder if the Klan ever actually goes to church for reals.  Churches usually do have study groups already set up, Kimmie. Might be better to have a group with a few people who have actually read the book. 

    Her father was Armenian Orthodox, her mother is rumored to have been originally Roman Catholic and the girls went to a Catholic high school. Kimmie just identifies herself by the waffly nebulous term “Christian”, which tells us she doesn’t identify as Catholic or Orthodox since I’ve never heard a Catholic or Orthodox use such a waffly identification.  Her mother must not either considering she set up her own tax shelter, I mean church which sounds waffly Protestant (which Kimmie tithes to, allegedly). Kourtney’s Scott apparently is occasionally Jewish- caught a bit where they were talking about that and the Klan sounded rather dismissive of his desire to instill a tad of Jewish tradition into his son. They all sounded rather dilettantish about religion in general. Kim certainly didn’t pay much attention when Kris Humphries talked about his own beliefs, which he seems to take a lot more seriously. Hence his dragging his pastor into the wedding, having Kim sit down with him and the pastor after she filed for divorce, and his very real desire to get an annulment instead. 

    Poor Kimmie. She’s so out of the loop on so much. But according to a French article I saw before her splashy wedding, she was indeed studying the Bible with Kris Humphries. Maybe that’s where she got the idea. It was apparently in connection with making the wedding sound authentically churchy, though. The French item snarkily mentioned that nobody knew exactly which passages she was looking at, but the writer hoped some of the passages on vanity caught her eye…

    Oh, what would Jesus do about Kimmie? He was nice to local prostitutes, though, so maybe he would just roll his eyes up a bit to the heavens and smile. 

  56. Rachel says:

    Lame. If she really wanted to start a bible study group with her friends (with no ulterior motives), she would just do it instead of tweeting about it. But hey, I don’t think she does anything without ulterior motives. Klassy move, Kim!

  57. alice says:

    Am I the only 1 who thinks it ironic that this clueless broad is talking about joining a bible study group and posting a photo of her boobs? she is clueless. Shame on anyone who calls themselves a fan!

  58. Skinnybetch says:

    People talking about her trying to rehab her image is laughable! Her claim to fame is a sex tape people!!! She could join a bible study, dedicate her life to charity, and even attempt to become the next mother Theresa. However, she will always be a shallow, vapid and narcissistic whore I’m my eyes!

  59. Dee Cee says:

    Ah.. there she slips to the lowest level waste.. that I never expected could be reached and one would survive? Will she stay fully dressed? Can she stay fully dressed for over a hour without imploding? ..You can’t put in what God left out., as they are excluding all that He said, tempting him.. Kardashian’s plan.. God laughs.. but not in a good way.. eek

  60. anne says:

    Ah, the Church of Kim. How much to make members tythe??? – that will be her angle on this one.

  61. Courtney says:

    ok.. slightly off topic but what happened to her bangs?!!? did she JUST cut them? are there even extensions for that or is she just wig after wig?

  62. herpderp says:

    There is something extremely disturbing about a 30 year old woman who insists on taking MySpace picture after MySpace picture. KIM. YOU ARE 30. NOT 15.

  63. audrey says:

    Poor Tim Tebow. Also, never thought I would say that.

  64. darkladi says:

    poor confused skank

  65. Little Darling says:

    Now she’s throwing out wanting to start a bible group?!? Is this an attempt to get that virginal football player? I just can’t stomach this, and really wonder, seriously, what is WRONG with her?

    As a woman who was heavily involved in my church and my youth group, it’s insulting to hear that out of her tweet. UGH!

    What would be awesome, really, REALLY awesome, is if she would truly go study eastern religion someplace far, far away. She wants to study the bible? She wants to learn religion? Go to India, check into a meditation place where you are not allowed the comforts of home and really get to know herself away from…”HER-HOLLWOOD-SELF”…do something good for someone else. UGH!

    Psssht, as if. And lose all of the ratings? In the words of Bon Qui Qui…this girl has got to go…gotta go. Bye! Bye!

  66. Laurie M. says:

    Why bother promoting the Kardashian Kollection? The Clearance rack doesn’t need help selling crappy junk.

  67. Francesca says:

    Are there people out there that actually like this woman.She really thinks people are heads over heels in love with her.

    • Maya says:

      Your comment reminds me of this annoying campy guy at my gym, who’d always occupy a nearby spin cycle and – before the class commenced – would go on and on (adoringly) about Kim Kardashian, and Keeping up with the Kardashians, to his gym buddy each week.
      Needless to say, I changed gyms.

  68. Maya says:

    Isn’t the use of soft focus lens the way of older women and even then, there are so many older Hollywood celebrities that are more real than Kim.
    Her put on pout is annoying, totally Hustler/Playboy.