I want to thank you bitches so much for the outpouring of support for my obsession/love/lust for Michael Fassbender. He’s so beautiful and talented, and I’m slowly allowing myself to share him. Just keep in mind that I own several slut shanks, slut daggers and slut machetes, so hands off the Fassdong, okay? Look but don’t touch. Anyway, one of the best parts about sharing my long-standing Fassie love is that all of you dear readers have become Fassdong-seeking missiles who send in videos and photos of my beloved. So this post is basically just a tip-driven post including lots of goodies my fellow Fass-loonies have sent in.
First off, Michael at a press conference for Shame. HOT.
Next, this lovely little interview via The NYT. Fassie talks about Shame, intimacy, sexual addiction and… “masturbation”. I swear, the way he says “masturbation” with his accent, it sounds like poetry. I LOVE HIM. Crap… I can’t embed it. Go here to see. And there’s a new poster for Shame too! Unfortunately, there’s no Fassbender in the poster, but it is a beautiful, striking, unusual image for a poster.
Shame also has a release date – December 2nd. That’s just for the limited release, which means probably only LA, NYC, maybe Chicago and DC, I guess. I’m not traveling to see the Fassdong, but I’ll buy it when it comes out on DVD.
Commenter LucyOriginal was also at the screening of A Dangerous Method with David Cronenberg and Michael Fassbender, and she got to walk side by side with him. Bitch. And another fan sent in this photo of Fassie looking dong-tacular. Mouth-watering.
Thanks for all of your support, ladies!
Photos courtesy of WENN.