Crystal Harris predictably shopping a reality show, was that her plan all along?

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After Crystal Harris ditched Hugh Hefner less than a week before the wedding and went running with conflicting explanations to every outlet that would have her, she’s taking the next logical step. Like Hugh’s exes Holly and Kendra before her, she hopes to get her own reality show. Given all the crap that’s on TV lately (some of it surprisingly good, but usually featuring people who are relative unknowns), this may get a green light. I hope E! stays away from it though. They have enough reality crap on that channel and should focus more on the news, True Hollywood Stories and The Soup.

Here’s a shocker — the chick who ditched Hugh Hefner days before their wedding is now trying to shop her own reality show around town … and even more shocking, there’s actual interest.

TMZ has learned … Crystal Harris already has meetings set up with a few different networks … hoping to land a deal.

We’re told the premise behind the show (beyond just the fact that she’s hot) will focus on her struggle to find a career after burning the richest bridge she will ever have.

[From TMZ]

So are we going to see Crystal’s new boyfriend, Dr. Phil’s son, in this new reality show? Probably. I doubt she cares at this point whether it looks like she was “cheating” on Hef with the guy back when they were together or not. Hef doesn’t care. He said on Piers Morgan that if she took him for a ride “It was a pretty nice ride… It was 2 1/2 very good years. And if she was faking it, she did it very well.” It was only later, when Crystal claimed that Hugh lasted a couple seconds in bed the one time that they had sex that she really seemed to wound his ego. Now she’s trying to spin her status as an ex Girl Next Door into her own reality career. It’s expected, but that doesn’t mean it will be at all interesting. She doesn’t have much personality and she can’t even make human-like expressions at this point.

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Photos are from 6/18/11. Credit: Fame

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17 Responses to “Crystal Harris predictably shopping a reality show, was that her plan all along?”

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  1. gee_gee says:

    Why does she still look younger that that Child Bride Courtney?

  2. Judy says:

    I don’t find her remotely pretty and she looks a helluva lot older than she says she is…she looks 40 to me. Dr. Know-it-All’s sons sure do have a type, don’t they…cheap, overblown, and plastic.

  3. Quest says:

    That means you have to be an fn whore with an IQ of a 5 year old to get your own reality show i.e. Kim K, Jersey Shore posse, etc.

  4. Kelly says:

    I think her 15 minutes were up… about 16 minutes ago.

  5. the original bellaluna says:

    It’s like watching the RHOBHs trying to cry – HILARIOUS! :D

    And of course it was her plan. When you have no discernable skills (outside boffing octo-genarians & posing for porn) that’s your natural “GO TO” profession!

  6. gee says:

    How could a 24 year old do that to her face? Doesn’t even look human anymore.

  7. Kaboom says:

    She doesn’t have much to offer beyond her bang-toy status.

  8. Kimberly says:

    Wow this white trash bitch looks OLD! She should not have tanned so much and moisturized more I guess.

    But about the “reality” show, so not a shocker and a waste of money.

  9. bb says:

    Lol #1 so true

  10. Kim says:

    The only “reality” movie she’ll be making is porn — where she belongs.

  11. Erinn says:

    Her neck looks so weird in the photo of her looking up.

  12. Scarlet Vixen says:

    I can’t tell which part of her looks more painful–her face or her bolt-ons.

  13. Kelly says:

    Well she’s better than Kendra for sure. I don’t think she is so bad. I actually give her props. It was brave to leave him and at least she did it before the marriage. If she really was a gold digger, she would have married him.

  14. Ruffian9 says:

    Horrible tits, best ‘crying face’ I’ve seen in awhile!

  15. sandy#1 says:

    no, if she was not a gold digger she would have disappeared already without trying to capitalized on her 15 min. so low.

  16. assistantrachel says:

    There are already PLENTY of skanky whores on television.

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