Janice Dickinson has Botox & delusions oozing out of every pore

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Janice Dickinson is 56 years old. Compare these photos with that post that I did the other day on 53-year-old Sharon Stone. Any reasonable person would expect a pair of 50-something to look roughly (emphasis on “ROUGH”) the same, age-wise. But while Sharon Stone either seems to be aging naturally or she’s only gotten a few modest things done, Janice Dickinson is balls-out gross-looking in these new photos from last night. What’s strange to me is that I really think Janice goes in and consults doctors to maintain this sketchy look. I feel like the Botox is building up in Janice’s face. I feel like it’s trying to leak out of her eyes, out of her pores.

By the way, Janice has hopped on the Amy Winehouse bandwagon. Janice gave a recent interview where she claimed that she had befriended Amy shortly before her death: “She was desperate and her life had become suddenly unmanageable and she wanted to see if I could help her.” By the way, THAT is how you know Winehouse was in trouble – she was reaching out to JANICE.

So of course Dr. Drew had to insert himself into the situation too. He claims, “Believe it or not she was trying to contact me which was weird. Janice Dickinson told me that. I remember getting calls from Europe and thinking, ‘What the hell is this?’ Janice Dickinson, several times on my HLN program, claimed that she gave Amy my number, and that she was reaching out.” For God’s sake. Well, Janice and Dr. Drew, it’s your word against a dead girl’s, so I guess you bitches win.

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Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News.

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  1. HeiN says:

    Dawn of the dead. Yawn.

  2. gee says:

    HeiN: lol

    Zombie with a fake tan!

  3. brin says:

    Yikes! Hard to believe she was a model.

  4. constance says:

    Wow. Priscilla Presley wants her notorious “left for dead” title back.

  5. Muffy says:

    My question is not who is that, but WHAT is that? Yikes!

  6. mln76 says:

    Sharon has had surgery but just very subtle things. She obviously isn’t doing the Botox or collegen injections.
    Janice did drugs for years and years and years and treated her body horribly no amount of injections will make her look better.
    Oh and Dr Drew is so unprofessional-such a dillweed.

  7. judy says:

    Janice please stop you look horrible, you mite think you look cute but you dont. You actually look scary.

  8. dread pirate cuervo says:

    I can’t understand why you would pay all this money to surgeons & dermatologists in a quest to look young, & then bake yourself in the sun until you look like a piece of beef jerky. Sun = wrinkles.

  9. tapioca says:

    Janice is THE original supermodel and a reality TV legend, she doesn’t need any of your bourgeois notions of aging naturally!

    Anyway, Sharon isn’t going gracefully either, she just has the better surgeon that’s all.

    And Beau-line. :)

  10. Annie says:

    I actually thought that was Steve Tyler for half a sec. Yikes. Stay away from drugs, kiddies.

  11. kieslwoski says:

    It is such a shame, she was just so stunning! She actually bedded Nicholson, Waren Beatty and JAgger.

  12. ladybert62 says:

    ICK ICK ICK and the veins popping out of her hands and her neck – she is simply gross looking and I would not want to stand near her as she looks like she might melt down like a candle burned out.

  13. dahlia1947 says:

    all of that hard living from her model days is showing! I think Lindsey’s on her way to looking exactly like this!

    Sharon Stone looks so good next to all of these other sagging chicks! Could be surgery and could be that she didn’t party as hard as they did back in the day!

    I believe that DOES help.

  14. Tammi says:

    She looks H-O-R-R-I-B-L-E!! And shes only 53 jaclyn smith is in her 60′s and looks way better.

  15. Truthful says:

    she is scary!! looks like she is back to booze and pills. smdh.

  16. Ferocity says:

    It’s certainly the sun, the partying, and the extensive surgery that makes her look… well, not how she wants to look.

  17. Mr. Greek says:

    It’s really a shame about Janice…this woman was positively stunning back in her day, a beautiful, beautiful woman.

    The resemblance between Janice and Courteney Botox is growing. I see Courteney ending up like this, easily.

  18. original kate says:

    grouper face.

  19. Amy says:

    @Mr Grouper – It’s not a shame, because the woman has always been hideous on the inside. Now that she isn’t pretty, people don’t give her a pass for being horrible to others.

  20. TL says:

    Dude looks like a lady

  21. Goofpuff says:

    Holy crap. She looks awful. That’s too bad since she was so beautiful before she jacked up her face. If she had aged naturally and taken care of herself, she would look gorgeous today.

  22. Dani says:

    I think the years of drugs in addition to the surgery and botox have taken its toll. She looks wasted here and that doesn’t help.

    I do have some compassion for this woman on the grounds that she had a horrible childhood which I believe still drives her addictions and torments her to this day. I know she can be a real pisser at times though.

  23. bluhare says:

    @Mr Greek: Totally agree; she was gorgeous in her 20′s and has totally ruined herself. Not to mention her big mouth.

  24. *bRaZiLiAn* says:

    THEY WOMAN WOULD KILL FOR A YOUTHFUL-LOOK!!!!

  25. gimpy says:

    That stupid bitch really needs to STFU with her quips regarding Amy that she lifted directly out of the AA big book. Even if it was true she should have enough g-damn respect to not go GaGa and make Amy’s death about her. Let the girl rest in peace.

  26. eternalcanadian says:

    Whoa, I first thought it’s Zombie Walk time then after looking more closely I realized it’s actuall a person with really puffy and greasy lips. :P

  27. KELLY says:

    Rachel Uchitel, this is your future!

  28. e.non says:

    it’s gonna be interesting to see what these women turn into down the road. how can your body absorb years and years and years of injections of poisons and god knows what. forget about the the ugly outside results, what happens internally?

  29. Ben says:

    What fing lies. As if Amy knew who this bitch was. Trading on former glories is one thing, but the way she’ll talk about ANYONE for a headline is just gross.

    I hate all these posthumous Amy stories – leave it alone!

  30. Quest says:

    Does she own a mirror? For crying out loud…stop fn up your lives…grow old gracefully. Janice use to be so pretty, now ewww!

  31. MaiGirl says:

    I can’t wait until these celebrities finally understand that “wrinkle-free” does not mean “young”. Joan Rivers is wrinkle-free, and she certainly doesn’t look younger–she is painful to look at, because her face looks like it must hurt!

    I think that Sharon has the same attitude as a lot of older European celebrities. It could be my skewed American view, but it seems like a fair number of the old school female celebrities get just a few things done strategically, no multi-hour, multi-procedure, “who are you and where did you put my friend” stuff for them. To look normal, and keep looking like the same person, you have to let some crinkles break through. AND not be so skinny. Face or ass, as Sophia Loren said!

  32. trtgfc17 says:

    Look at the last pic…reminds me of Rocky…”Adri-aaaaaaan!!!!” Ha ha.

  33. towerbridge says:

    Dr. Drew got calls from “Europe”? And what exactly is the dialling code for the great country of “Europe”?

  34. ShanKat says:

    Janice makes me think Botox activates latent crazy. Like steroids tickle that addiction trigger, but aren’t considered substances of abuse, per se. That, or bitch is simply drunk, cokey crazy. Her nose looks like it’s separating, in the second pic from last night. Skanktastic. The AA babble is sad. Project much, Janice?

    I’m writing this from Europe. Can’t you tell? It’s just one big glamorous place where everybody has super-tasteful plastic surgery. We all just make calls from a big communal Europe line. We were wondering why Drew hasn’t been taking our calls. Pick up, Pinksy, it’s Europe!

  35. maggiegrace says:

    It was Catherine Deneurve who said the ass or face comment.

  36. Calli Pygian says:

    Every single woman world-wide, from 20 to 80, should end the facial fu%&ery that is filler insanity. This is a clear pictorial of its grotesquerie.

    YOU. DO. NOT. LOOK. BETTER. JUST WEIRD(ER).

    What did that nutso Susan Powter say???

    STOP THE MADNESS!!!!

    (chuckles)

  37. jay says:

    I love how quickly she always says “JaniceDickinsonWorldsFirstSupermodel” every time. Give it a rest. No one cares.

    Dr. Drew has kinda turned into an attention seeking wannabe, hasn’t he? I can remember listening to Loveline when he was pretty knowledgeable and genuine. But then he got some more fame and he became a dick.

  38. ontariooooo says:

    Christie Brinkley at age 57 could put a lot of twentysomethings to shame!

  39. sammib says:

    You know, I like this site but your persistant ageism is starting to grate. WTF is up with the ‘”…50 somethings to look roughly” (emphasis on the ROUGH)’ comment? Rude babe. And may I remind you that YOU too will one day be 50. Hope you’re ok with being called ROUGH when that time rolls around.