Prince Harry in black: the hottest royal & the most eligible bachelor?


I’m not trying to be a raging bitch, but I love how sexy Prince Harry looks next to a cross-eyed child. I know, I know. The little girl is totally cute as a button, but Harry is all “They’re looking at me, sweetheart.” Catherine got stuck with the TOTALLY OVER IT little girl who was making faces, and Harry is stuck with the cross-eyed one. I’m horrible, right? I know, I know. When the girl grows up, she’s going to be beautiful. I promise. It’s always the awkward children that make the most beautiful adults. There, I was nice.

Well, Prince Harry did his duties with aplomb, if “aplomb” means looking pretty bored. Seriously, if you don’t believe me, watch the video of the exchange of vows again. Harry is checking out the ceiling, giving Pippa the side-eye, fantasizing about getting Chelsy out of her hideous suit.

Also, you can see that Harry seems to be balding a bit too. RUH ROH!!

Anyway, he still looked really hot. He should wear black more often.

Update by Celebitchy: The little girl sitting next to Harry is his seven and a half year-old cousin, Lady Louise Windsor. She is the daughter of Harry’s uncle, Prince Edward, and his wife Sophie. Lady Louise has the eye disorder exotropia, she was born with it, and while some stories have her receiving surgery for it most reports have her parents deciding against it until she is older. Kaiser already knows she’s going to hell.






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  1. the original bellaluna says:

    It’s Prince Hot Ginge, with a mini-wonk-eyed Hilton!

    Love PHG, but not sure about the mini-wonk-eyed Hilton. :D Now, on to HGF then…my appetite is whetted.

  2. Anonymous says:

    Harry definitely looked hot and handsome,

  3. HEB says:

    Sigh. The cross eyed child is the Lady Louise Windsor–aka Prince Edward’s daughter and Harry’s cousin. She’s had several surgeries already on her eyes.

  4. TQB says:

    I thought he looked adorable, hot and very happy to be there. Or maybe just happy it wasn’t HIS wedding.

  5. Delta Juliet says:

    OH! This column could have done it for me for HGF. Love me some Hot Harry on a Horse (or in a carriage, whatevs)

  6. EdithP says:

    Hot & bored! Hmm, bored, I wouldn’t mind being bored….

  7. Justaposter says:

    Really HEB?

    Well crap, now I feel bad for giggling at Kaiser!

  8. DGO says:

    Every time I see him, I think of him in that Nazi regalia he sported to some costume event. What an idiot.

  9. jc126 says:

    : ( Did you need to mention “cross-eyed” so many times?

  10. Kiki says:

    That little girl has a condition… She has had some surgeries to correct it… I don’t mean to be a bitch but I think the cross-eye comment is a little insensitive.

  11. dread pirate cuervo says:

    I love a Hot Prince Ginge in uniform! Is he like Master of the S&M wet panties with all those ropes? Swoon!!!

  12. Delta Juliet says:

    You guys are melting my heart of stone with the comments on the little girl. Poor pumpkin, leave her alone.

  13. the original bellaluna says:

    I apologise to the little wonk-eyed Hilton. I just woke up, and I was just trying to be funny.

  14. lucy2 says:

    He has definitely become the more attractive of the two brothers. The little bit I saw of the wedding had a lot of overhead shots, and all I could notice was Williams baldness – which normally doesn’t bother me, but it really took a toll on his looks for some reason. Maybe because he used to look like Diana but now is morphing into Charles.

  15. guesty says:

    He is so hot.

  16. P.J. says:

    Harry’s face was glistening with sweat during the ceremony. Maybe his uniform was too hot — that could be made of heavy wool — or maybe he was just nervous.

  17. Mairead says:

    Aww, I think she’s adorable. Most of ye aren’t old enough to remember Harry as a child. The press were always so mean about his sticky-out ears. Now look at him. ;)

  18. Solveig says:

    At least he didn’t go to the ceremony wearing a Nazi uniform.
    Ok, that was cheap.
    He is a handsome guy, and considering that Windsor’s brood has never been good looking, he is one of a kind.

  19. Jen34 says:

    PHG looks so hot. Ever since I saw that photo of him with pink boxers, I always wonder what kind of knickers he’s sporting. But, oh, that poor little girl. Hopefully, her eye problem can be corrected. I had totally forgotten about Prince Edward. I couldn’t even remember his name.

  20. maggiegrace says:

    I always love red hot ginges. But I’m convinced that Charlie is not that baby’s daddy!!

  21. Rhiley says:

    This post was a little cruel but I love every word of it!

  22. MourningTheDeathofMusic says:

    Anyone else notice how often Harry and William sort of swayed in sync? All of them up there wobbled to the point I was wondering if the floor was that uneven and the three were all battling hang-overs since they couldn’t stand still at all.

    For a split second, it looked as if William might even pass out.

  23. kazoo says:

    “I’m not trying to be a raging bitch, but I love how sexy Prince Harry looks next to a cross-eyed child.”

    LMAO. kaiser, maybe i should stop reading your posts while at work.

  24. MeriJaan says:

    lmfao @ Kaiser!

  25. CC says:

    these poor kids. For the rest of their lives, they will be known as “the one who’s so over it” and “the cross eyed one”

  26. K says:

    I’m not trying to be a raging bitch, but I love how sexy Prince Harry looks next to a cross-eyed child. I know, I know. The little girl is totally cute as a button, but Harry is all “They’re looking at me, sweetheart.”

    So agree with you! She’s adorable and precious, but biscuits want Harry. Sorry cutiepie Lady Louise.

  27. Rhiley says:

    @bellaluna: Kaiser mentioned early this week there will be no HGF because of the massive coverage for the wedding.

  28. TXCinderella says:

    Harry is smoking HOT!!! Still trying to figure out what he sees in that nasty Chelsy.

  29. CharlieSantiana says:

    1) I loved how Harry looked as if he had just rolled out of bed. I mean, did you see his hair? I thought it was so cute.
    2) how BORED he looked, I swear he was thinking “Argh when is this over I need a pint”
    and 3) Harry just made the whole thing so much funnier to watch. I think I’m in love now.

  30. She’s a cute little girl, but I’d knock that little dumplin’ down in a heart beat for the opportunity to angle in on Harry.

    Prince Harry for HGF: Buttery Hot English Muffins

  31. Mari says:

    I think I’m going to put Lady in front of my name. Yes, that’s how I shall introduce myself from now on.

  32. the original bellaluna says:

    @ Rhiley – SADS!! Colour me devastated…

  33. Amanda says:

    Harry used to be so UN-cute. I used to feel bad for him that he was the way he was and had to have a brother that was soo freaken sexy. Well, the tides have turned, haven’t they! William looks kinda old and worn out and just like his Dad.

    Harry is a sexy, red-haired bad boy. Love it! I picture him having gotten drunk off his ass last night, hitting on Pippa, then rolling around in the sack with that dud Chelsea Davies, then getting up for his brother’s wedding and showing up JUST in the nick of time to put on that uniform. But, not in enough time to comb his hair. ;-)

  34. Chickie Baby says:

    Thought it was hee-larious that Harry was in the “kids carriage” to go back to the palace. He’s gotta be the one to teach them all a bunch of curse words and generally warp all the proper manners out of them. (But you know these little ones probably LOVE hanging out with him!)

    After that 1.5 mile trek from the Abbey, it will take the parents a good two weeks to get them re-programmed.

  35. Amanda says:

    All 3 of them look kinda unthrilled. I mean, those are some sour expressions on their faces, at times. And why are they weaving back and forth? Because they had to stand up there for a long ceremony?

  36. klimp says:

    i think he’s always been hot, never really felt it for william though

  37. jdao says:

    He really did grow up to be handsome!

  38. Lithe says:


  39. Mshuffleupagus says:

    Lucky slut.

  40. Roma says:

    My gf’s and I were totally focused on Prince Ginger, his royal hotness. There were many an inappropriate reference to his royal sheath, etc etc.

    The conclusion is that all of us would do him, including one of the girl’s 82 year old grandmother.

    Also: Harry wants to hit it with Pippa. HARD.

  41. Iggles says:

    Harry looks mighty fine in his suit! I love that he stood beside his brother during the ceremony! Was surprised to see best man and dad stand beside couple during the vows.

    I didn’t think he looked particularly bored. All three of them – Harry, William, and Catherine – had their “stoic” faces on from time to time because they were trying to be proper. I didn’t read it as boredness per se. More like, “there are 2 billion people watching and this ceremony is quite long” LOL

  42. bored says:

    he’s not cute.

  43. Nat says:

    My mum and I both thought that Harry looked very handsome, but we both kept saying, “Stand up straight, man!” Does he always have such slouchy posture (surprising, really, given his military training)? His posture in that uniform reminded me of the Simpsons episode in which Bart is given a suit tailored to give him the Mr. Burns hunch. Once I got that association in my head, I kept thinking the braids on Harry’s uniform were too short/tight! LOL

  44. Kiska says:

    I don’t dare make fun of the flower girl as I was a wonk-eyed child and had surgery and now I can see straight!

  45. Pose83 says:

    Don’t you mean Pippa got stuck with the over it bridesmaid, not Catherine?

  46. Derpy says:

    The whole swaying thing is probably because of how long everything took, they taught us in choir how to move certain ways to make sure we didn’t lock both of our knees and pass out during a performance

  47. rkintn says:

    O.M.G! PHG had it goin’ ON! And, did all of ya’ll miss him checkin’ out Kate when she first made it up to the altar?! Forget Pippa..William better watch out! PHG totally gave her the up and down look AND he scoped out her boobs! It was hysterical! PHG FTW! lol

  48. dahlia1947 says:

    I love these boys’ uniforms!! They both looked sooo hot!! Look at Harry with that hat!! SIGH!!! ;)

  49. OtherChris says:

    I noticed the balding thing too and I was hoping that it was just my crappy TV. I still think he’ll be good looking. He just seems like the type who will shave it off and it won’t matter.

  50. k says:

    Wow, Kaiser is gonna wake up blind tomorrow.

  51. freya says:

    he’s definitely NOT the hottest royal in my book, nor the most eligible bachelor for that matter… IMHO if he would have been an “ordinary” person, nobody would look at him twice (I think that’s the expression?). Prince Carl Philip of Sweden is waaaaaaaaay better looking then this one, kind of “Orlando Bloom-y” at times, goodlooking and dreamy…

  52. Nikki says:

    Goddamn is Harry hot. I’d love to get him out of that suit. He needs to kick nasty Chelsy to the curb!

  53. wunderkindt says:

    Luv 4 HOT GINGE!!!

  54. bagladey says:

    William who? I couldn’t stop looking at Harry. He’s the real catch; and I hope he doesn’t end up with that trashy-looking, grungy Chelsy; she looked greasy and rumpled at the wedding, yuk.

  55. EdithP says:

    or whatever that is in the church, Harry is holding his right arm funny and is holding the edge of his coat. photo here: they’re turning around and leaving the altar ession.html (about the 20th photo, sorry).

    What’s going on here?

  56. Amy says:

    Well haven’t they rehearsed this several times? I would be bored too if I weren’t the one getting married haha!

  57. Really says:

    Kaiser, we’ll hang out in hell together! I cracked up.

  58. KateNonymous says:

    I don’t get “hot” with him at all. His face is kind of meh. Plus he’s always hunching his shoulders and pulling his head down, like he thinks someone’s going to hit him. Or like he’s a turtle. Or like he’s a turtle who thinks someone’s going to hit him.

  59. michelle says:

    I find them both hot…William unfortunately has been burdened with the responsibility of becoming King! And his marriage to Kate won’t do much to help! William is getting his father’s ‘perceived’ personality and Edward’s looks.
    and am i the only person who missed Prince Edward having a child…him and that woman he married are so obscure..

  60. Tess says:

    There’s no excuse for the content of this post.

    Shame. On. You.

  61. Tess says:

    Btw, that sound you heard was me logging off, not to return.

  62. Zelda says:

    I don’t see what’s mean about pointing out the fact that someone with crossed eyes has crossed eyes.

  63. Rasputina says:

    Oh Tess. Another one bites the dust.

    I was pigeon-toed when I was little, and got made fun of all the time. My left foot is still inwards and my parents and relatives still make remarks about it. I don’t mind, though. Kaiser did this post in a perfectly friendly mocking manner and meant no harm, and I’m a 100% sure that the little Lady will maintain a healthy attitude and laugh it off once she gets older. Because if she doesn’t, then she’s another one of the weak, easily offended lot which I’ve grown to despise with white-hot burning passion.

    Chill out.

  64. bluhare says:

    I think some people were upset because Louise is a (cute!) little girl and can’t help the fact that she was born with an eye condition. Her parents have kept her out of the public eye (heehee) because of it, bless her.

    That being said, where the hell was Edward? I don’t think I saw a single photo of him.

  65. sandy says:

    sorry too,i LOL reading this post , I’m sure many did too,,i don’t think it was mean spirited, and the little lad will never read this, so…. anyway P.Harry looked handsome, i can’t help but to think of their mother at this time, i have cleaned up my comments because i realized although what i say may be true, some posters simply don’t want to hear or they don’t agree. so not to offend, i won’t comment or i clean it up. it’s called celebitchy for a reason no ? some people are entirely to sensitive, it’s good too laugh.

  66. mag says:

    I cannot help but think that Prince Harry had his dear Mother in his thoughts. I see a little pain in his face… could not but think how much his Mother would have just loved being there.

  67. Isa says:

    If Harry wasn’t a prince I’m pretty sure he would totally be using that little girl and her eye condition to score!

    “Yes, this is my cousin, she has an eye condition. I make sure to look out for her and I take her to all of her doctor appointments!”

    But he’s a prince and his title is enough.

  68. Caz says:

    Harry is indeed hot. Chelsy’s days are numbered. She won’t win the “spare” – she’ll be his pre-wedding party fun girl. Lovely wedding. Diana would have been proud. Edward & Sophie aren’t at all newsworthy. LOL at everyone’s comments.

  69. Twez says:

    I have to agree with a friend of mine, who wrote on Facebook of Harry: “I would hit that like the angry fist of God.”

  70. wifeyskarsgard says:

    My forever royal DONG….god his sexy.

  71. Nick says:

    Harry is so obviously not Charles’ son. Ginger hair, no male pattern baldness, totally different shape of head and general build.