Jessica Biel tries to convince us that Gerard Butler is pining away for her


I apologize to the commenter who gave us the tip that Gerard Butler and Jessica Biel have been spending time together in Louisana. I forget both the commenter’s name, and what thread it was on. Suffice to say, Commenter X mentioned that Gerard and Jessica had been spotted eating together in a public restaurant in Shreveport. They’re working together right now in Playing the Field, the rom-com where Gerry is playing a soccer coach. Anyway, Us Weekly has a story up right now that is similar to our commenter’s tip. Only now I just want to pull out my slut shank and take care of Jessica Biel once and for all. Just as soon as my rage headache dissipates.

Justin who? Just five days after announcing her split with beau of four years Justin Timberlake, Jessica Biel was spotted cozying up to her Playing the Field costar Gerard Butler.

Currently filming the flick in Shreveport, Louisiana, Biel, 29, and the 300 hunk, 41, were first spotted out for a crew member’s birthday at a Japanese restaurant on March 15.

“When Gerry got there, he made a beeline for Jessica,” an eyewitness tells Us. “He was really flirting with her.”

Two nights later, the duo was seen throwing back margaritas at a Mexican restaurant. And that’s not all, Biel and Butler shared two more dinners later that week!

Still a source close to the actress says, “She only wants to be friends.”

For all the details on their canoodling, check out this weeks Us Weekly.

[From Us Weekly]

Bitch, you wish. I have no doubt that this item was dropped into Us Weekly by Biel’s publicist. While Gerard isn’t really the cream of the A-list crop, being associated with him would certainly be useful to Biel, publicity-wise. But I’ve got to throw a “bitch, please” at “a source close to the actress says, ‘She only wants to be friends.’” Like Gerard is just so hard up that he’s pining away for the bland ass. Now, I’m sure Gerard wouldn’t mind hitting it – he’s a slut, after all. But until Biel gives it up, I’m sure Gerard is knee-deep in Shreveport ass.

Also – Biel knew that she was going to be starring with Gerard when she and Timberlake broke up. Was she preparing Gerard as her jumpoff? I say no – just because I think she would have much better luck with Bradley Cooper, who might be a more willing participant in whatever shenanigans she wants to pull. Gerard isn’t interested in having an “official girlfriend” for his “image”. He’s fine with his happy-go-lucky womanizer image.

Note to Gerard: This is not the way to win my heart. Back away from the Biel. Slowly.





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  1. GraciexDoes says:

    She is so bland. I totally never understood the hype.

  2. Marjalane says:

    Uh oh, Kaiser be knowin’ the Boobs Lively/Gosdong rage!

  3. DenG says:

    I’m feeling shallow today–I know she can’t do much about it, but her mouth is extremely big. That coupled with Wee Tiny Talent means I do not like her.

  4. Michael says:

    90% of the stories in Us weekly come from publicists. That includes justin. It’s not just her.

  5. Mia says:

    Does Butler pine? Or does he get it, hit it, and quit it? He’s a manwhore. He’s not pining for one actress when he can screw so many others & often.

  6. LittleFATMe says:

    I never knew what his appeal was, but then the other day I watched that bounty movie and found myself pretending to be JA – I am really diggin’ him as of late!

  7. stephanie says:

    So funny, I laughed my arse off. I have no interest in either of these actors, both bland as each other, but stumbled upon this when researching William Shakespeare (Coriolanus).
    These rumours were invevitable, Im bored already. As for the movie that they’re shooting I would urge the fantastic Uma Thurman to run forrest run away from this catasrophe pronto.

  8. brin says:

    Yeah, Gerry be a bit more choosy than this clinger. Kaiser & I are running out of patience.
    Kaiser….commenter was Samigirl on the Bosworth thread.

  9. jen says:

    Look: She’s not writing the articles. Nor is her publicist. I work in a restaurant in Shreveport, and had a woman come in and offer money to me to let her know WHEN Jessica Biel was there, and indicated if I could help her bag both Biel and Gerard Butler, there’d be more $$ where that came from. My manager and I promptly threw her out. And later on, Biel came in alone, and left alone. She didn’t reek of desperation, wasn’t trying to grab attention, etc.

    Fact is, I know coordinators on the film and there are a choice few restaurants in town that are recommended to the film cast, because we don’t sell stories. And they arrange dinners for the castmembers, and in cases like this, the co-stars are dining together a lot in the beginning. It was exactly the same with Nicole Kidman and Nicholas Cage, Rainn Wilson and Ellen Page, and so on. People are desperate to make money off these people and you guys are playing right into it.

  10. Twez says:

    >>But until Biel gives it up, I’m sure Gerard is knee-deep in Shreveport ass. <<

    I’ve been to Shreveport. That is frightening to contemplate.

  11. oldbutnotdead says:

    Another reason to distrust this report: “Throwing back Margaritas”. Gerard stopped drinking about 12 years ago, and has never looked back.

    He gave up smoking as well, although that was a bigger struggle.

    He is still (potentially) yours, celebitchy!

  12. lcat says:

    Good to see her actually working. This thing w/ Gerard could be good for her image. She wouldn’t seem so pathetic. I can’t see it being good for her personally to date another womanizer. I’ve never thought she was very attractive or talented. Glad she’s stickin to romcoms.

  13. Sigh. says:

    Called it! I said “they” would hook them up one way or the other! I wish I could say I have great predictive powers, but sadly, no. Both of them are just really obvious in their PR/media perception.

    Yes, they have been seen around town by the locals, and there are plenty of tweets and facebook sightings all over the internet to attest to it. But NOT ONE of the *actual* witnesses with *real* names (not “our eye witness”) mentions them being seen acting romantically with each other. The links are available to all of us, no need for some Secret Squirrel covert meeting in a dark, abandoned, subterranean parking garage for an “exclusive” quote from a faceless, traceless, unnamed source (= an intern @ E!).

    And one of those sightings, Thurman was also there, before she flew back to Cali. That one is being ignored.

  14. Harley says:

    I never got her appeal. Great body, but her face is “meh” at best. Something about her mouth justs put me off. And she seems so…I don’t know – cold. There is something very stiff about her. I don’t really see them together and as #12 (sorry, can’t make out your name) pointed out, she already has a rep as a stage 5 clinger, I can’t see going into another relationship with a well known womanizer as good for her already doormat like rep.

  15. Cheyenne says:

    Mia: Does Butler pine? Or does he get it, hit it, and quit it?

    Oh please, Butler is a 3-F man: find ‘em, f**k ‘em and forget ‘em.

  16. Michael says:

    @ Jen

    I completely agree with you. But when you see those generic qoutes about “Being Friends” thats publicists.

    They create these stories out of nothing and then they co to the publicist for quotes.

  17. wtf? says:

    don’t worry kaiser, knowing gerard it will only last till the promo is done

  18. Myra says:

    I think they’d be an interesting couple. On a shallow note, he’s an automatic upgrade. And I’d be happy for her since she would be with someone I could actually buy being into her. But has ever been in a public romance after he became well known? I’m guessing no?

  19. Christine says:


  20. oldbutnotdead says:

    Little Fat me: Congratulations on the weight loss bar you show on your site!

    Never knew his appeal? I recommend 300, Law abiding Citizen, Phantom of the Opera, Attila, Dracula 2000, Dear Frankie. Hired for Phantom due to acting, singing was secondary, altho he did a fair job. But his Phantom hit a chord with millions of women! Check it out!

  21. oldbutnotdead says:

    stephanie thinks Gerard is bland? I have never seen anyone less bland, and I have a long, long history of film going!

    He is not bland in 300, or Phantom of the Opera, or Attila; bland? Wow. If you think he is a bland actor, I wonder who you think is not bland? Also liked him in Beowulf and Grendel, a viking film, although it took a couple of viewings before I liked it. Bland…, go into Youtube, type in Gerard Butler and see just how many adoring videos you come up with for this “bland” man.

  22. Samigirl says:

    IT WAS ME! I’m commenter X! Anyways, don’t worry, Kaiser, Shreveport is FULL of ho’s. Hell, if Gerry wanted me, I would have to ask the future hubs for a hall pass. The mexican restaurant was Superior Bar & Grill, confirmed by a fb pic a friend shared with us on her wall. Sigh. Superior margaritas are made with Everclear so if they did hook up, chances are they don’t remember it.

  23. brin says:

    @oldbutnotdead….”Attila” was my first Gerry sighting. He was such a hunk in that.

  24. oldbutnotdead says:

    Myra, all his romances are very, very private, often women from other countries. He never states co-stars, at least not since he came to Hollywood. He was in two films and several British mini series before coming to Hollywood, so not sure what he did then. He has always been known as a womanizer; hope he settles down some day, but he is a high energy, high maintenance dude.

  25. garvels says:

    I think she is a pretty girl but I personally think her beauty trumps her talent. The PR games and Hollywood romance rumors are what keep this girl’s career going. I am sure she will cling to Gerard like a sock fresh from the dryer while filming to keep the buzz alive:0)

  26. the original bellaluna says:

    Don’t you fret, Kaiser; her boobs aren’t big enough for our lover Gerry.

  27. oldbutnotdead says:

    Hi Samigirl: Gerard famously stopped alcohol completely (as did Craig Ferguson) long, long ago. Probably right after he was fired from being a trainee solicitor in a law firm in Scotland, for too much partying, very likely. He had always wanted to be an actor, so that made him go to London and start his career. 1st film was as the younger brother of a highlander, in Mrs. Brown, about Queen Victoria after her husband died.

    He also did a good Scottish film called One More Kiss, pretty sad, and Dear Frankie, a beautiful Indie film.

  28. Johnny Depp's Girl says:

    Her mouth is so big, she literally scares me when she smiles. Like she can bite my head off.

  29. Samigirl says:

    Be that as it may, they were in this restaurant. I saw the pictures :) I didn’t see them drinking, but everyone loves their margaritas.

  30. Ari says:

    No matter how manly her arms she wore the F*CK outta that dress.

    I highly doubt she would let him get a piece she is into boys not men.

  31. oldbutnotdead says:

    Samigirl: Everyone from California loves Margaritas and Mexican food! So common here of many qualities and flavors, that it is nearly as popular as coca-cola! lol…

    You will see him flirting outrageously all the time, and he loves to eat out, but you will never see him with alcohol. If I ever come to Shreveport, I know where to go now for a good Margarita!

  32. kat says:

    wtf at everyone calling biel bland. she’s fucking gorgeousssss

  33. LCFitz says:

    I’m with the other Christine (#19)


  34. hottathanholywatta says:

    He’d screw anything with a pulse and she’d screw anything to get ahead…match made in heaven

  35. Chickie Baby says:

    Okay, okay…let’s everybody just take it easy for a minute…remember when GB made that crap flick with Jen Aniston, and the rumors were a’flying about them as a couple? That blew over, as most of this stuff inevitably does.

    Gerry and Jess are making a movie together and might be having some fun on the side right now, but he will move on and so will she and life will be all normal again. Don’t believe all the garbage you hear from movie sets, especially “eyewitness accounts” from on location.

    GB’s been laying low lately, too, so he’s due for a little tabloid coverage while on location. Besides, surely he knows Kaiser and I will be fighting over him forever, so he wouldn’t DARE kick it with another woman!

  36. jane16 says:

    This guy doesn’t do anything for me. I think he’s one of the most conceited men in Hwood. Also, Biel probably does have her issues, but I will say that I’ve met her several times and she is actually quite beautiful, more beautiful in person than how she photographs.

  37. Dana M says:

    Kaiser, it will be okay. He will realize that she is the clingy-stalker type and leave her sooner rather than later.

  38. olderbutnotwiser says:

    If conceit had anything to do with how interesting an actor is, none of them would ever work. He is devoted and affectionate with his family members, does a lot of charity work, and donates matching funds to one of the fan site’s charity program. He takes pictures with nearly every fan, signs more autographs than anyone I have seen; he expends more care and energy on his fans than any other of the name Hollywood types.

    Besides the Hollywood movies like 300 and Phantom, he has done a beautiful indie film called Dear Frankie, a great British mini-series called The Jury, and early Scottish film called One More Kiss, and Beowulf and Grendel, another interesting Brit mini-series called Lucy Sullivan is getting married, and played a Scottish gangster in Shooters. Sounds like you do know not too much about him Jane16.

  39. jane16 says:

    I don’t know much about him, but have met him once at an industry function. He acted like he was gods gift to mankind, but maybe he was having a bad day. The only movie I’ve seen him in was the Phantom movie. Altho my hubbie is in the movie industry, we actually don’t see very many movies, very busy with family and various projects of our own, so although I have seen & met a lot of celebs, half the time I don’t even know why they’re famous.

  40. JuJuBee says:


    I’ll have to use your “a 3-F man: find ‘em, f**k ‘em and forget ‘em.” when it comes to Gerard. Although I’ve professed my wanton desire for him before, the 3-F rule pretty much applies to him.

    This is nothing but buzz for the film, which sounds horrid. Jessica is a social climber and I don’t see Gerard being able to offer up the status she seeks.

  41. Cathy says:

    Geez Oldbutnotdead! Kaiser’s site is great for funny posts and comments. People comment – they don’t write a book or try to make this a fansite and Gerry 101 class.
    You are all over the internet doing this. Now that you have come over here, you are sucking the fun out of this site too. Aren’t you in your 70s? Please get off your Gerry mission. It’s boring.

  42. someone says:

    I don’t think Gerry pines away for anyone, he a love em and leave em kind a guy! I do think hes yummy tho

  43. Bella says:

    Just like Jen A… there will be a pic w/his hand on her ass and it will be over.

    Nuff said.

  44. amy says:

    i don’t understand why everybody are so rude with her. Everyone say all is doing by her pr team but this kind of thing happen to every hollywwood celebs and they don’t accuse the pr.

  45. Truthzbetta says:

    Saw a comedien say you can’t find a picture of Biel where she isn’t trying to stick out her butt.

    Sure enough you can’t. She’s like Dana Carvey’s old SNL impression of George Michael back in the day. Turning around, bending over and shoving his butt in the camera to screech in an obnoxious English accent … “look at it, touch it, you just cannot look away from my butt!”

    Everyone is trying to look away Bland Butt. Please let us.

  46. Cinderella says:

    Another day, another beard.

  47. jane16 says:

    cathy, well said, thank you!

  48. Camille says:

    I hope these 2 do hook up and then go on to become the new Brangelina. :D

  49. MorticiansDoItDeader says:

    @Truth, “you can’t find a picture of Biel where she isn’t trying to stick out her butt.”

    I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again, I hear BUTTler is a back door man (hence the photo of him grabbing Aniston’s rear). From what I hear it serves a dual purpose. So he can go without protection and prevent pregnancy scares.

  50. Matt says:


    Thank you Kaiser, that is the best word to describe Biel. She is BLAND.

  51. olderbutnotwiser says:

    Well, yes, Jane 16, the comment about not knowing why some of them are famous is absolutely true. gerard has a sizeable body of work starting in the UK in 1997. I think his first American film was in 2000. He went back and forth and did British tv miniseries, The Jury, which is excellent, and Dear Frankie, and Beowulf. He may indeed have been having a bad day the day you met him. He is moody and high maintenance, as well as high energy.

    Mrs. Brown was his first movie audition, and he got it, and has not stopped since them. (Mrs. Brown is about Queen Victoria, if you have not seen it. Rafe fiennes wanted him for Coriolanus, coming out later this year, so he must see something in him as well.

  52. olderbutnotwiser says:

    Geez Cathy, no I am not in my 70s, but would be proud to admit it if I were. I do not care if I am all over the internet, and one wonders how you know that, unless you are all over the internet as well.

    In between internet I am working on my second Master’s degree (no not in Gerrydom) and doing presentations in Archaeology (perfect for an old fossil).

  53. olderbutnotwiser says:

    If you cant take the heat, Jane 16, lighten up on the comments!

  54. olderbutnotwiser says:

    by the way, excluding a person, or mocking them because of their age, is nearly as offensive as sexism and racism.

  55. jane16 says:

    omg. Spare me the lectures. One of my kids is in final rehearsals for his 10th Shakespeare play and the other one for his 6th, so thanks, but I don’t need a culture lesson. Secondly, I already knew what movies he’s done, I don’t follow his life becuz I frankly don’t care. I don’t have to know a persons history to know if I like them or not. The night I met him, he looked exactly as he does in the top pic. Scowling. Not my type. Get over it.

  56. Micki says:

    At the end of April another 5 women will be possitive GB is pining away for them.

  57. mln76 says:

    Gerard is a flirt and he’ll screw anything that moves. I am sure he wants to get in Biel’s pants but I am just as sure the minute he did he’d be knocking on some other woman’s door.
    EPIC fail Jessica.

  58. Maritza says:

    Gerard pines away for no one! He is a manwhore who flirts and just likes to have one night stands, he will never get hitched.

  59. Eve says:

    Gerry doesn’t drink or date actresses. It’s a well known fact. The rumors will fly but that’s all they will be.

    Jane you sound like you’re not getting enough “attention” from ol’ hubby in the business and perhaps when you met Gerard, he didn’t come on to your flirtations like you expected and you felt a bit rejected. It is then understandable that you would now hold a grudge. Get over yourself and go bake some cookies for scouts or something in the kitchen where you belong.

    Cathy, when has it become fun to be vile as a human being? Shame on you.

    I’m so sorry that people have such pathetic lives that they have to dis people they don’t even know. Grow the eff up why don’t you!

  60. Cathy says:

    I am vile because I don’t like someone spamming this board with her Gerry 101 facts and trying to make this a dissertation on Butler? BTW, it is also bad “netiquette” to monopolize and spam a board. It sucks the fun out of the board.
    Your comments toward Jane are vile and childish – just because she had a different opinion and experience when she met Gerry. She even acknowledged that he may have been having a bad day.

    Leave it to Butler uberfans to attack anyone who doesn’t drink their koolaid and spam and cram their opinions down everyone’s throat.

    I like the guy, but his fanatics are irritating and don’t represent him well.

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