Lindsay “Mahatma” Lohan might be staying in rehab through the weekend

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Put away the tequila and blow, and tell Mother Crackhead she needs to refund the tickets to Tijuana. Mahatma Lohan is staying in rehab, at least for another week. According to TMZ, Lindsay “may” stay at the Betty Ford Clinic through this coming weekend. Do you believe that? I’m not sure if I do, but whatever.

Sources connected with Lindsay Lohan tell TMZ … even though Lindsay is legally allowed to bail from rehab today … we’re told she may stay until the weekend to get additional treatment.

Sources tell us Lindsay is taking precautions before reentering day-to-day life, and is talking with people at the Betty Ford Center about reentering the residential day treatment program until Saturday.

Maybe this time it’s working …

[From TMZ]

Is anyone else thinking that this reeks of some Crackhead Spin? I wonder if the Betty Ford Clinic/the judge is actually FORCING Lindsay to do additional time at the clinic, maybe because of that incident where she (allegedly) smacked the hell out of a Betty Ford Clinic while drunk off her ass? Hm…

Also, Radar has a big story up about how if and when Lindsay gets out, she’s moving from her West Hollywood crack den/condo to some “beach-side suburb”. Her poor potential neighbors. Anyway, according to Radar, Lindsay’s stuff has already been moved out of her condo, and has already been moved into “a giant three bedroom home”. Because no one does drugs at the beach, I guess.

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  1. devilgirl says:

    Who really cares?

    That dark hair really fugs her up.

  2. brin says:

    Ugh…she needs to stay in longer for that stunt…who goes out to a bar while in rehab?

  3. Marjalane says:

    I just love that Lindsey always looks like she’s smelling something bad! That, or she’s just trying to keep the coke up there-

  4. anoneemouse says:

    Hope she stays through 2011 altho truth be told I love to read these posts about her…

  5. Original Gracie says:

    Who pays the bills for all this stuff?
    Who is going to pay for the rent or whatever on the new house at the beach?

    Why does this low rent chick get people to do stuff for her all the time? Give her clothes and jewelry and cars and drugs and whatever the hell else she’s got.

    That is one of her biggest problems and why she feels so entitled. People give her free shit all the time.

    Meantime, I have to work two jobs to pay my mortgage every month.

  6. Obvious says:

    well…it’s a new year so i have new hope. *sigh* i feel like i shall soon be disappointed.

  7. sickofit says:

    @Marjalane: lmao

  8. the original bellaluna says:

    @ Original Gracie – I hear you. Freebies to those who are best able to pay make absolutely no sense! But, at least you have a home, not an apartment. I won’t say you’re lucky, because I don’t know when you bought; but at least it’s yours.

    Blohan sucks (and blows! – how is that even possible? Should I be worried about the space/time continuum?). At least she’s mildly entertaining! Cue @ Innocent in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1…

  9. OXA says:

    Can they keep her for the decade?

  10. Johnny Depp's Girl says:

    holding breath for next blohan story….

  11. MrsOdie2 says:

    Lindsay’s problem in the past with staying sober has seemed to be that she went right back to the same people and situations only with a “only now I won’t drink or snort coke” attitude. Like, she’ll go to a club every night, but she’ll drink bottled water. Sobriety doesn’t usually crash down overnight. It comes down “brick by brick”. First, you think, “Well, my problem was with vodka and cocaine, so it’s okay if I take a Vicodin and have a glass of wine. What’s a glass of wine with dinner? That’s normal! It’s not like I’m getting DRUNK…” And if all of the people around you use and drink, then it seems so normal. EVERYONE does it. They just don’t let it get “out of hand.” She has to change everything and everyone around her or she’ll be right back where she started.

  12. LT says:

    A recovering addict moving to the beach could be a good or bad thing…The beauty of it makes it a yes, but I know at Folly Beach here in Charleston it’s hippies, drugs and bars central. Fun, if you aren’t trying to stay clean!

  13. Original Gracie says:

    @original bellaluna: You’re right and I do realize that. I do have a home that’s mine and my life is pretty good.

    Thank you for reminding me about that. :)

    In the final analysis, I feel sorry for Lindsay because her whole “support system” sucks ass. Every person that claims to “love her” is really just out for a buck (or a free ice cream cake).

    So in comparison, my small, normal life is pretty awesome.

  14. Kim says:

    Lets hope it works this time. I wish her the best, I dont think 90 days is enough to get someone with her addictions sober so i hope she continues to seek treatment.

  15. Tammy says:

    I too would like to know where she gets all her money…I would think she’d be broke by now with the lifestyle she lives.