Kiefer Sutherland shirtless: still hot, or kind of gross?


I was never a 24 watcher. Nothing personal against Kiefer Sutherland or any fans of the show, but I just never got into it. That being said, I am a fan of Kiefer Sutherland. To me, it’s like the affection I have for Amy Winehouse. I know both Kiefer and Amy are probably hopeless addicts/alcoholics that do dumb sh-t on a regular basis, but I think they’re both talented and I want them to do well.

Anyway, Kiefer was chilling out in Portofino, Italy this weekend, and there are many photos of him hanging out shirtless and doing funny things. He was with his girlfriend – can you imagine dating Kiefer? I’d imagine it would be equal parts fun, hot and terrifying. But you’d get to hit this – would it be worth it? Kiefer is 44 years old, and I’d say that he’s still in really great shape, which surprises me. He’s muscular and toned, but he doesn’t look plucked and sucked, you know? I like that. He looks like a guy who takes care of himself for the most part, but still loves pasta and beer.

So would I hit it? Yes, I would hit it if he and I were a little drunk. I’d hit it for the fun of it. I’d hit it because I love his voice (it’s sexy). I’d hit it despite the fact that Kiefer is steadily morphing into his father Donald (in looks), and although I think highly of Donald’s acting, I’ve never wanted to bone him. But Kiefer… yeah, it looks good to me.




Keifer and his girlfriend on August 21, 2010. Credit: Fame.

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  1. Delta Juliet says:

    Well, I’ve never been a huge Kiefer fan, but I have to say, he looks good! Like, regular-guy sort of good. I’m surprised!

    • lovez me so serious kiefer says:

      Kiefer need some serious love and affection so of course I would go for him. It good to see him drinking water though, he need more it.

    • lovez me so serious kiefer says:

      Btw these r not very good pictures of kiefer, ive seen better, but no matter what I would give him the love and affection he so needs. Im here for uWww kiefer, any time any where. So cant wait for touch to come on again.

  2. Bunny says:

    Gross…..drinking straight from a bottle. Constantly smoking, he looks like he is all fumes.

  3. K says:

    Definitely would let him stick more than the tip in.

  4. Team Bethenny says:

    So he’s still in shape. On the outside.

    On the inside, he’s still an immature, drunken tool.

    And *that*, my friend, is unhittable.

  5. Tiffany says:

    To answer your question, yes I would hit that. The bonus would be if he uses some of lines from ’24′ (My favorite, ‘You Son Of A B**ch’), and he only repsond to Jack.

  6. LittleFATMe says:

    Wow. I cameover here all ready with a “Blech.” Only, he is kinda still hot.

  7. Fluffy Kitten Tail says:

    Love Kiefer! Love him.

  8. SammyHammy says:

    I’m surprised to say he’s still kinda hot. When I saw the title of this post, I thought “uh, oh…this is going to be bad!” But I admit I am pleasantly surprised. He’s looking pretty good.

  9. Stephie says:

    They couldn’t wait ’till he stuffed the lettuce in his mouth to snap that shot? Jeez. That last photo is hilarious. To answer your question, no not gross, yet, and yes. But I also agree with Team Bethenny. He can be a tool sometimes.

  10. original kate says:

    he looks stinky.

  11. DelBocaVista says:

    HOT minus the ciggie.

  12. LOVE ANGELINA says:

    LOL Is that wine he is chugging right out the bottle or fancy water? I worry about him and drinking. However hell yea I would let Kiefer get some of this, drunk or not, probably get a contact high from him anyway. His voice is sexy and I had no idea his body was soo effing hawt. More half naked pics of Kiefer, dare I say new candidate for Hot Guy Friday.

    These pics make happy, OMG the last one is sooo funny. I swear I keep looking at it. Laughing at it like a crazy person.

  13. mimi says:

    Id hit it too.
    love him.

  14. gg says:

    He looks surprisingly pretty damn good! Nice stomach!

    Wine is not white. I think it’s water.

    @ K – gross, thanks for the nasty visual. And put down the cancer sticks, Keifer.

  15. Jackson says:

    Ahhh, a hot mess. I <333 Kiefer!

  16. jzhz says:

    I agree – he’s not really my type, but he looks better at 44 than most men do in their 30′s. Way to keep it tight, Kiefer!

    PS – I think it’s Portofino, not Partofino.

  17. Sarah says:

    100% badass
    and yeas i would hit that :D

  18. chris says:

    Never. He looks like he smells really bad in the morning.

  19. tar says:

    Before I clicked on the link, I was prepared to vote: “kind of gross”. However, after viewing the evidence, much to my surprise: I am firmly in the “kind of hot” camp.

  20. Samigirl says:

    Smoking is a major turn off, but he does have a great body.

  21. Rose says:

    Smokers are just not hot.

  22. aenflex says:

    Face ugly. Small biceps. Wang might not be that promising either. But hey, you asked.

  23. mln says:

    I always went for Jason Patric (I wonder where he is now) but I will give Keifer props that eventhough he has a problem he isn’t as bad as Charlie Sheen he just seems self destructive. And he doesn’t look half bad for his age.

  24. Jazz says:

    Yeah, I’d nail it through the floor and out the door! And he’d probably be easy.

  25. Kitten says:

    Damn that booze and ciggies diet has done wonders for his abs! I dare say I might hit it.

  26. sabine says:

    His Bod isn’t bad…i never thought he was good looking in the face and the endless party behavior is mayor turn-off. It’s time to grow up.

  27. Eileen says:

    Don’t be bagging on my ex-boyfriend from 16 yrs ago! ;P

  28. Brooke says:

    still hot. makes me wanna watch the Lost Boys again :)

  29. BrandyMc says:

    Still S-E-X-Y!

  30. J says:

    Yes, would definitely hit that! (if you wanna use that kind of guy talk).
    And NO! He’s not a tool. Everyone who knows him says he’s a really sweet nice guy and an absolute gentleman. He just likes to drink (and makes a fool of himself while drinking) but he doesn’t beat women or anything and he no longer drinks and drives. He’s a happy drunk, kissing and hugging ppl in the process :) and he’s very polite and low key in interviews. And look how he pampers his girlfriend on vacation. Give the guy a break.

  31. john wilson says:


  32. Ron says:

    He looks fine–not saying hot–fine. Nothing to be embarassed about at all.

  33. Tia C says:

    I wasn’t aware that people think Kiefer is “hot” – never saw him that way myself! He’s a good actor but he wasn’t blessed in the looks dept., IMHO. Although he’s not as gross shirtless as I would’ve thought, but he’s still not my type.

  34. Rx says:

    He’s still hot. I would still hit it but only in role play mode ie he has to be Jack Bauer and talk like him too….that’s some hot shit right there…

  35. Leticia says:

    He will always be Jack Bauer to me!!!

  36. koolkity420 says:

    Hit that…
    And that’s a bottle of water he’s drinking from (clarification for those who think that’s alcohol)

  37. citysuede says:


  38. Anti-icon says:

    Wow, good body for a boozer. I like him. He’s talented, and even though he’s a boozer, he handles his arrests/situation with class.

  39. gg says:

    Hey, didn’t Julia dump him for Jason Patric the day before they were to get married?

  40. hoganbcmj says:

    Still hot?! Was he ever hot? I don’t think so.

  41. di butler says:

    I’d hit it any day of the week. Keifer is not a sissy metrosexual type. He is from old school Hollywood. Men should be rough and a little wooly.

  42. LBees says:

    Daddy Sutherland is a G for sure.

    But I wouldn’t hit that because of the smoking.

    It’s like when I watch Top Chef… I’m all, “No fucking wonder y’alls food tasted like crap, you guys can’t taste ANYTHING because you’re sucking down tastebud-killing ciggies.”

    Such a shame.

  43. Adrien says:

    not hot, not gross, just meh.

  44. Désirée says:

    Nice flat stomach.

  45. Katie says:

    STILL FUCKING HOT AND WOULD HIT IT–even if he has the same last name…and first initial as me

  46. Teri says:

    The man is sooo hot! Wish I were that cigarette!

  47. David says:

    He’s hot!