Linnocent gets crackie with a surfboard for yet another magazine shoot


Linnocent has gone back to work! No, she hasn’t gotten an acting gig. And no, she still isn’t doing her community service, to my knowledge. Linnocent got yet another gig as a “model”… because that’s all she does at this point. Crack hustles, buys drugs, lies and “models”. Apparently, she got a gig posing for something called “Love Cat Magazine” which meant that she had to do some blow/“rose quartz” (allegedly) and act like a crackhead on a surfboard in Malibu. She only flew back to California yesterday, having been crackie and busted in NYC for days. If you saw Linnocent riding a wave, would you ever return to that beach again? She’s The Cracken. She infects the ocean.

If you’d like to see photos of Linnocent actually trying to ride waves – with a full face of makeup, by the way – go here, to The Mail. She looks like a drowned, cracked-out rat. Of course, these photos of Linnocent on dry land aren’t that better. Chica looks all kinds of rough and bloated. She looks unconvincing holding that surfboard too. According to the Mail, in between setups, Linnocent just wandered around the beach, smoking cigarettes and looking pissy. Why do magazines still hire her?





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  1. Rio says:

    I’m convinced that her double-chin is actually her jaw regressing back into her skull. Maybe it’s the sea jasper. Either way, if she keeps it up in another year or two she’s going to have the profile of Earthworm Jim.

  2. Seal Team 6 says:

    I bet money that I’m a better surfer than Crackie, and that isn’t saying much at all.

  3. Liz says:

    She looks like hell – how is she still landing photoshoots?

  4. junk573r says:

    I am thoroughly enjoying her crazy double chin. Every picture lately she walks around with her skanky mouth hanging open and her double chin rippling in the breeze. Fucking mouth breather. Mouth breathers are repulsive. Biggest pet peeve ever.

  5. David says:

    She is looking very bloated.

  6. WTF says:

    dear god she looks pregnant

  7. brin says:

    Don’t you mean “Love Crack Magazine”?

  8. RocketMerry says:

    She NEEDS to put on a bra. Oh, and stop doing drugs.

  9. OhMyMy says:

    OMG….Return of the Cracken.

    I had to Google Lovecat magazine. They’re a Model fanzine (?????) that just launched this past June. Ok…yeah…whatevs.

    The pics are hilarious. She looks bloated, surfing in full makeup, the busted weave looks like hell wet. Love the pics of her with a ciggie on the beach (illegal). So healthy and athletic.

    The pics on x17 are really funny they have like 220 of them posted if you have all day to laugh.

  10. Madisyn says:

    Those idiotic cutoffs. . . No effing bra. . . AGAIN! Loafers, really? . . . Big gaudy earrings to go surfing? And are we so bloated were getting cankles?

  11. KJ says:

    Well it’s not like she’s consistently landing big mag covers. She still gets a few here and there, but most of these magazines she’s shooting for are niche, not widely known or particularly popular, and regional. Plum miami? Love cat magazine? And her consistent work with celebrity sycophant Tyler Shields? This has been the bulk of her modeling “work.”

  12. LOVE ANGELINA says:

    Wow LL gained a lil weight, which is good, must mean she really isn’t on the stuff anymore. I don’t comment on to many LL posts because I feel sorry for the girl. LL had a crappy childhood and crappy parents…I feel bad for her. LL has shown she is talented and I would like to see her get back to her former glory. I hope she gets better because I think she still is struggling with her addiction.

  13. bagladey says:

    Lilo doesn’t look good at all: She looks cheap and gross. Lindsay really looks awful as a blonde – tacky and grubby. I just have to wonder what all these obscure magazines are paying for these photoshoots.

  14. ladybert62 says:

    Wow – when I hear surf board, the very first thing that I think of is Linnocent!!! NOT!!! How bizarre.

    If those awful platinum blonde extensions get any longer, Linnocent can pretend she is Lady Godiva and just do these shoots in the nude covered by her fake hair! Ha ha

  15. ladybert62 says:

    I know absolutely nothing about surfing but I would bet you $1.00 that what she did on that board is not considered surfing – it is calling floating on a board while laying on your stomach!

  16. Seal Team 6 says:

    Her knees are looking all gross again. *shudder*

  17. Madisyn says:

    PISSY? She’s never anything but. Most photos of her now are of her scowling, all but snearing, looking ‘pissy’. She must be absolutely miserable.

    I wonder if her ‘delusion’ is slipping and she’s JUST STARTING to realize just how low she’s sunk?

  18. Madisyn says:


    My first thought as well. How much are these no-name publications paying her?

    I see we stopped the tanning products just ABOVE the ankle bone? She can’t even do that effing right!

  19. Tierra says:

    I just dont understand how this waste of air keeps getting these gigs. These mags must go by the theory that any publicity is good publicity even tho she turns ppl off whatever they’re trying to promote with her.
    Cracks me up how miserable she looks ‘on the job’. I think she’d die if she actually had to do actual work and not just get her picture taken. How bad can a day on the beach surfing be and yet she looks like a miserable, filthy bitch.

  20. Ben says:

    Hah! Cracken.

  21. gee says:

    Every single part of Linnocent looks bad: her hair, her skin, her makeup, her clothes, her teeth. Everything, it’s horrible.

    An aside – has she started her community service or therapy yet? We might get a new Linnocent court battle soon and watch her get away with it all again.

  22. meg says:

    @ Love Angelina Ummm, she doesn’t have any addictions. She’s fine!

  23. Bess says:

    Linnocent’s weave & extensions look horrendous wet.

    I also see that one of her old party buddies/enablers, Patrick Aufdenkamp, is lurking around in some of the photos again.

  24. Original Tiffany says:

    Surfers out of the water! The cracken is in there and it is pissed!

    Love the 80 year old man loafers…good look. Cracktini, anyone or is it too early?

  25. almond says:

    What is wrong with her legs? Their coloring seems to be off somehow. Plus, is she actually getting cankles?

  26. Susan O. says:

    Million must like this skanky-looking girl to keep her in the forefront constantly. Could only take a few minutes of her acting in a Lifetime movie with Jane Fonda. Both were awful. I find some tv actors to far surpass in talent the overpaid movie “stars”

  27. Stubbylove says:

    Again – smelly shoes.

  28. the original bellaluna says:

    I’ll have a cracktini. After those pix, I’ll need to pour one in my eyes as well, so pass me at least two, please!

    This magazine is (of course) another “start-up” deal, a la Plum. Meaning no magazine that’s been around for awhile is hiring the Cracken for lame photo shoots. I’m willing to bet Plum won’t be hiring her again, after her spectacular lack of interview.

    FYI, The Mail, “hanging ten” is when one is actually STANDING on the surf board, usually while catching a wave; NOT sitting on said board, rolling over unformed waves.

  29. danielle says:

    I was actually kind of impressed when I first saw the pictures – thought, she’s doing something healthy! Of course, it was only for a magazine shoot…

  30. dahlia1947 says:

    Wow, she’s accelerated the aging process by decades! I just can’t believe how old she looks!

  31. original kate says:

    it looks like her car threw up ugly, beer-stained luggage all over the sidewalk.

  32. Sandrine says:

    I live on the Gulf and swim in our Corexit-laden water every day but I wouldn’t swim in any body of water that Linnocent swam in….I think the Corexit is safer than this disease laden bar slag lol!

    And is it just me or does it seem like Linnocent has been horrifically abused? These issues don’t just come out of nowhere. She’s horrid but I also feel bad for her in a way. But she doesn’t seem to want help so what can anyone do? Sad all around, especially because I will be shocked if she reaches 30. Just another victim of the Hollywood machine. How can people see this and still push their kids into this lifestyle?

  33. Sandrine says:

    And how can it be illegal to smoke OUTSIDE? That makes me happy to not live in a nanny state. My god. I am always astonished that anyone still lives in CA, no freedoms, insane taxes, overcrowded, full of illegals…a perfect cesspool for someone like Linnocent. Looks like I answered my own question lol!

  34. logan says:

    Are my eyes playing tricks, or does her spray tan stop near the ankles? You would think that someone who sells tanner would do a better job.
    Her shoes look like the ones my husband keeps on the back porch to slip on when he burns the trash.

  35. dorothy says:

    Love Cat’s Magazine? Wow, thats just embarassing. Reduced to modeling for magazines that no ones ever heard of for a buck.

  36. Madisyn says:


    “If those awful platinum blonde extensions get any longer, Linnocent can pretend she is Lady Godiva and just do these shoots in the nude covered by her fake hair! Ha ha”

    Now you’ve given that twitiot an idea. She’s calling Tyler Shields as we speak. Or he’s calling her.

    Gee, mark you calendar for Oct. 19th. She goes in for a progress report on therapy and CS. Oh, and ‘completion’ of that ‘shoplifters alternative’ that Eleanor completed online. Can’t wait for the judge to reveal how many hours of CS she completed, 33 hours as of last count. And how many ‘therapy’ sessions. Whatever the judge deems appropriate, she will have completed less.

  37. the original bellaluna says:

    Sandrine – I think Linnocent has horrible, self-aggrandising parents, who are really nothing but money-grubbing fame-whores. But I don’t think she was horribly abused.

    I think that because she was the “primary wage-earner” in the family (at the ripe young age of 8 or 10 or however old she was), her parents let her do whatever the hell she wanted whenever she wanted. Don’t want to piss off the main money-maker, right?

    Once she got a little older, she was a narcissistic, entitled, selfish little bitch that no one could control. And since she still made that money, White Oprah let her do whatever she wanted.

    I mean, Blohan’s been abusing substances since she was 17. Now she’s 25. That’s 8 YEARS of substance abuse. And it shows. Wickedly.

    And now that White Oprah knows her little cracked-out-cash-cow is obsolete, she’s finagled a way to put Ali on the ho stroll. After all, someone has to support this family, and we all know it won’t be Dina or Michael. *heaves*

  38. the original bellaluna says:

    CB, please delete this duplicate. My computer’s on a rampage again, trying to think for itself!

    Sandrine – I think Linnocent has horrible, self-aggrandising parents, who are really nothing but money-grubbing fame-whores. But I don’t think she was horribly abused.

    I think that because she was the “primary wage-earner” in the family (at the ripe young age of 8 or 10 or however old she was), her parents let her do whatever the hell she wanted whenever she wanted. Don’t want to piss off the main money-maker, right?

    Once she got a little older, she was a narcissistic, entitled, selfish little bitch that no one could control. And since she still made that money, White Oprah let her do whatever she wanted.

    I mean, Blohan’s been abusing substances since she was 17. Now she’s 25. That’s 8 YEARS

  39. Quest says:

    I think I need something stronger than vodka soaked melon balls after those pics.

  40. Seal Team 6 says:


  41. OhMyMy says:

    @Sandrine: This was from the x17 article: Lohan and her pals must have forgotten that smoking is banned on all California beaches.

    I’m sure Malibu doesn’t want their beach to be treated like an ashtray.

    I grew up next to a beach on the East coast and it’s disgusting trying to find a good spot for your beach chair or towel with crap like cig butts coming up in the sand.

    Since I don’t live in CA I’ll be more than happy to defer to the locals on that detail. Ladies?

  42. Seal Team 6 says:

    Linnocent isn’t a victim, she’s a sociopath.

  43. Firecracker says:

    Lol, Seal Team! She’s just pissed because the lifeguards wouldn’t move any cones for her.

    Did anyone see the pic in the links this week of her with a bloody knife??

  44. Seal Team 6 says:

    Are we supposed to believe The Cracken has her own surfboard?

  45. Madisyn says:


    I’m with bellaluna (as usual). If she had been abused by Michael, both Dina and herself would be shouting it from the rooftops, giving interviews, speaking with any forum that would have them, just to save face. For both of them.

    Blohan for her drug and alcohol abuse and Dina for partying with her daughter, instead of being a ‘mother’. At least give producers/powers that be a reason for her cracked out behavior.

    Dina has never uttered the word “NO” to Blohan since she was a teen and there in lies the problem.

  46. Praise St. Angie! says:

    “FYI, The Mail, “hanging ten” is when one is actually STANDING on the surf board, usually while catching a wave”

    correct…as in, your TEN toes are HANGING off the edge of the board.

  47. Sillyone says:

    Ok going to go see these pics everyone is grossed out about wish me luck..

  48. Sillyone says:

    Bwwwhahahahahaha, snort, cough, choke, coming up for air and repeat. I am almost twice that woman’s age and still get carded, I think they only thing they card her for is her AARP card.

  49. Bess says:

    Although it certainly doesn’t give her a free pass on the criminal behavior, I’ve always thought that Linnocent suffered some sort of abuse as a child. If not at the hands of her father, than by some skeezy relative or someone on-set.

    Also, I don’t believe that Dina and/or Linnocent would necessarily shout it from the rooftop if Michael or someone else had been inappropriate with her. Lindsay or Dina might be ashamed of it or blame themselves.

  50. the original bellaluna says:

    OhMyMy, As a former SoCali beach bunny, and a mama who still loves the beach, I can say that there are few things quite as disgusting as smokers who treat the beach (and the whole world) as an ashtray.


  51. the original bellaluna says:

    Have any of my “12 fellow H8Rs” seen darock? :D

  52. Madisyn says:


    I disagree. I think Dina would love the camera time and as for Blohan, that might excuse (in her delusional mind) her behavior in the last several years.

    I understand SHAME, like the next person, but THESE TWO have NO SHAME.

    Maybe a relative or someone on-set, I know its possible but again, I’m not convinced. Michael abused Dina physically and verbally (allegedly) but I don’t think he put a hand a Blohan, we would have heard about before. Plus he wouldn’t disturb the cash cow, either.

  53. Madisyn says:

    Well bellaluna, if your H8R 1, I’m H8R 2. Pass me a cracktini, please.

    The other 10 H8R’s, identify yourself. (If you Crack Clique Ladies didn’t read the last Blohan’s post, reread the last several posts)

    Sillyone, *passing* a couple shots of delusion. Down the hatch.

  54. Ruby Red Lips says:

    Hey ladies *waves*

    @ Bellaluna, Darock is def Michael Lohan, the small minded aggressive tone def sounds like her father!

    Ahhh so this surfing cr*p is actually for a magazine, and as people have noted, obv a really famous respected one!

    @ Madisyn, good point, Linnocent does look really miserable in most pap shots, so maybe just maybe she is realising that she has f*cked up her opportunities…wow!

  55. Boo says:

    Ugh. I hate that I am just feeling sorry for her now…

    But since my snark is hard to kill, I’ll offer that I’m kinda shocked she didn’t have a custom-made, low-cut wetsuit top on. Not seeing her girls flopping all over the beach…well, it just doesn’t seem like a Lilo photo shoot without a boob sighting.

  56. Lady D says:

    Madisyn don’t give them any ideas, I’m begging you. Can’t you just imagine the talk show, tabloids, and blogs they could spin this story to. And then abusive (threw that in for you, darock/mikey) Micheal could get in on the act denying everything. Their ick would be everywhere. It would be all Lohan all the time.

  57. Seal Team 6 says:

    Da/TheRock is definitely Milo.

  58. Seal Team 6 says:

    H8er here!

  59. Lady D says:

    LOL Seal Team 6. Can I be on your team?

  60. Seal Team 6 says:

    hahaha yes!

  61. Lady D says:

    I’m gonna need another jacket.

  62. the original bellaluna says:

    Yeah, not buying the abuse angle. I have no doubt that MiLo definitely has the capacity to abuse people (as we’ve seen more than once with his girlfriends of late) but I truly believe that he’d REALLY abused White Oprah or Linnocent they’d be screaming it from the tallest tower of the highest (paying) tabloids.

    LadyD – You can get another jacket, or just add patches to your “main” jacket of choice, like the motorcycle clubs. It’s just more cost-effective that way. ;)

    Madisyn (and anyone else who’d like some) – Here’s two cracktinis. The one with the extra melon balls is for you to drink; the one without is to cleanse your eyeballs after those pix.

    Anyone else?

  63. Madisyn says:

    Lady D, that was my point, you just put it more elequently. Every news show, the Today Show, GMA, the Early Show, the local newscasts, MSNBC, then the tabloids and gossip blogs. I hadn’t even thought of Milo contradicting them. Oh my, what have I done?

    Seal Team and Lady D, H8R’s 3 and 4.

    bellaluna, thank you. Can these pics of this twit get any worse? Who thinks these pics are ‘sexy’? How much do you think they paid her? 5 G’s? I can’t imagine anymore than that for her or for a start up mag with a VERY limited pool of subscribers.

    While I agree with you, I believe he has abused/controlled/and hit every adult woman he’s been with. At least the last 3 or 4. And White Oprah did claim abuse during her marriage and divorce. Just no one gave a f*ck. As far as I can recall, she never claimed he hit the children.

  64. kieslwoski says:

    Seal Team you rule! Love our posts on the Cracken.

    And seriously I still cannot believe that she is only 25, she is a walking anti-drug campaign. And the lips, god damn those lips!!! How can she think they look good?!?!

  65. Dawning Red says:


    A joint alert has been announced by both the Malibu Department of Health, the Water Quality Advisory Board, and the CDC. In a move usually done only during a major sewage spill or red tide, these agencies are warning all people to stay away from the Malibu beach, as well as adjoining beaches such as Santa Monica, due to Lohan contamination.

    “Water testing has clearly shown a rise in cocaine levels in the water, as well as a major spike in herpes viruses. Also, water quality has been negatively impacted, so do not drink any tap water for the forseeable future.”

    When asked if this meant that the Department of Water and Power would start bleaching the pipes, a spokesperson replied that part of the problem was that large amounts of bleach have already been released into the beach anyway. It’s suspected the main contaminant is Lindsay’s hair in this case, although the CDC has as yet been unable to verify.

    The spokesperson continued: “Avoid contact with potentially Lohan contaminated water if you have open cuts or bandaged wounds. If accidental contact with Lohan contaminated water occurs, wash any damaged skin areas as soon as possible.”

    Meanwhile, reports are starting to filter in of possible Lohan infections appearing in the populace, as hospitals start to fill with people suffering from hepatitus symptoms and cocaine withdrawal. One 8-year old child was diagnosed with symptoms similar to a diluadid overdose, while the number of pubic lice cases has skyrocketed. Also, a number of empty syringes have mysteriously appeared in nearby beaches, while baggies of “topaz”, “sapphires” and “meteorites” have vanished from Venice beach.

    To conclude: stay away from the water until the EPA declares the beach Lohan-free. Police tape is clearly marking off all contaminated areas, so for your safety as well as the publics, please do not move the cones.

    Thank you.

  66. OhMyMy says:

    Pass the haterade. *Raises hand*

    The Lohan clan only has themselves to blame if they don’t like the critics.

    Personally speaking I was never one to make snarky comments about celebs on gossip sites until recently. They pushed me to the brink a few months back with all the stupid articles and photo ops they were posting like every other day. Add to that the blatant lies, disrespect to the courts, the way Linncent continually demonstrated a total lack of respect and consideration for everyone else and yes I jumped on the hater bandwagon.

    They created this media monster. Be careful what you wish for: Everyone knows who you are and they talk about you all the time.

  67. Lady D says:

    Forgot about the patches idea Original Bellaluna. You’re right, way more cost effective.

  68. the original bellaluna says:

    *passes vodka haterade (I mean “water!”) to OhMyMy*

    Really, darlings, these celebutards just make it too darn easy for us. I mean, if they were in front of us and we had real darts (preferably of the tranquiliser variety, just to get them to shut up for a bit) they’d all have a face full of holes.

    Dawning Red, brilliant as usual!

  69. Bess says:

    I agree that the entire Lohan clan is shameless and would throw each other under the bus for a quick buck, but do you really think they’d reveal something as heinous as sexual abuse???

    There are many ignorant people out there (and the Lohans are ignorant) who blame the victim and think that he or she “asked for it”. Also, if the abuser was someone that Dina knew or was related to, would she necessarily want that information out there?

  70. Sandrine says:

    I see y’alls point on people using the beach as their ashtray but I just don’t think making smoking illegal is the right answer. Perhaps enforcing litter laws would be better than removing personal freedoms. I am a smoker and live at the beach and I do not leave my butts anywhere, but I love my town and I have a big stake in keeping it nice. I wish the idiots would be punished instead of everyone not being able to have nice things because of the stupid selfish uncaring minority. But hey, in a perfect world and all lol!

    Also I do forsee Linnocent alleging abuse soon enough. Whether or not it will be true is another issue entirely but she will do and say anything for attention so I guess only time will tell.

  71. Madisyn says:


    I think Dina and Blohan would L O V E to play the ‘victim’ card. Blohan already plays it every chance she gets. “They’re not my pants”, “it was the black kid”, “someone spilled a drink on my scram”, “the necklace was ‘borrowed’”. Dina would love the camera time, explaining why she never mentioned it before was because “it was up to Blohan to disclose”. (Remember that last line on the Today Show when Matt Lauer asked her why she stated Blohan was clean and ‘fine’, when it was clear to all she was not).

    They have absolutely NO SHAME whatsoever.

  72. gee says:

    Madisyn – thanks! I’m looking forward to October!

  73. Green Is Good says:

    Oh, where to begin with this? Lord.

  74. sapphire says:

    Brought the chips and THC dip- I swear I can’t rely on my dealer for anything. So hard to get good help. Since we are open air, virtual tail gaiting-I grought my smoke eating ashtray. No butts ashes or problems-which is what I think should be in place at the beach.

    I am not giving Madisyn a hard time, but the overuse of the buzz word “abuse” deprives it of impact Unquestionably these people are scum and if Blohan had a ghost of a chance of normality, her parents offed it.

  75. Charmander says:

    @ Seal Team 6 and everybody here. I have a Hump Day Gift for you…the releasing of the Cracken…

  76. Seal Team 6 says:


  77. e.non says:

    that must be some real classy magazine she’s working for …. providing her own board and assorted bags..

  78. the original bellaluna says:

    Charmander – BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I’m gonna make that my new wallpaper!

    Sapphire, that sounds yummy! (And I know, good help is SO hard to find!) I have the Shots of Delusion & vodka melon balls; take some and pass them around.

    Madisyn, do you have any of that 7-layer Dip A La Lohan?

  79. Madisyn says:

    Charmander, that pic of her face is of her passed out in Ronsons car years ago. Luvs it.

    bellaluna, I only make the 7 Layer Lohan dip for crack tailgates. Like for Oct. 19th. The ingredients are expensive, as you can well imagine. I could whip you up some pub grub from the Treehouse Bar & Grille. A crackburger and fries, perhaps?

  80. Denise says:

    LMFAO; the Cracken! I love Linnocent, she makes life so interesting.

  81. Original Tiffany says:

    I’ll weigh in on the CA thing. I am born and raised in SoCal, lived my whole life there until 18 mos. ago when we went on this crazy tour.
    You virtually can’t smoke anywhere outside that is considered a public space. I know it seems a bit crazy, but it is nice not to have butts or smoke blowing in you or your baby’s face at the beach. My mom has to leave the beach, climb up 10 flights of stairs to the street to smoke. The view is nice, though. You can’t drink on them either.

    As for why people still live there? Well, after 40 years of living in SoCal, and having since lived all over the world, it’s amazing there. The weather is perfect, you are close to the beach, skiing,the desert, shopping, Vegas, you have the gorgeous coast from San Diego to Big Sur to SF. Tons of Nat’l parks, beauty that inspired Ansel Adams, Yosemite, I could go on and on. Napa, Santa Barbara, ahh…
    It’s way cheaper than of the International countries we live in. Hello $6 per gallon gas, Canada! Now that I have been gone, I miss what I left. The ability to be out in the open 320 days of the year. I’ll pay the tax to not have to live in snow for 6 months. I can get on my horse, be in the Nat’l forest in 5 minutes and be in heaven. Did I mention the weather??? The warm, beautiful non-weather? Where you get to wear shorts on Thanksgiving?
    In defense of a gorgeous and wonderful CA!

  82. Skinnybetch says:

    How does she pay her rent & fund her celebrity lifestyle? Magazine covers only pay a couple hundred bucks. She better find herself a rich man stat!

  83. Ruby Red Lips says:

    @ Dawning Red – bl*ody brilliant :D

  84. Firecracker says:

    Skinnybetch, that is one of the 7 wonders of the world, how she pays for all her crackies. :)

  85. skeptical says:

    @ bess
    Yes I fully believe dina and blohan would be shouting from all the mags if blohan had been abused. They already talk about what milo did.
    And have you forgotten lilo accusing Ronson of spitting on her etc?
    Blohan loves to play the victim. She does the “I have suffered so let me do whatever I want” thing.

  86. Danielle says:

    Lindsay you cant smoke on the beach”eff off im lindsay lohan,and the world is my ashtray”!!

  87. darock says:

    dR walks in gives the mf salute and sees the same old garbage about how you all look better than Linds etc. Seriously, it’s time for some folks to live in reality. This poor young lady is doing something that pay’s her and is healthy and good for the soul! Go “surf” your keyboards! Cause no matter how hard you try to impress upon us how good looking you are, we won’t believe it! I’ll say a prayer for all of U! GOTTI roll!

  88. Seal Team 6 says:

    Jeebus Christus, I just looked at the X17 photos. Surfboard handler? Busted hair/weave? Insane Crackieness?!



    Those photos were more intoxicating than Sea Jasper.

  89. Madisyn says:


    In almost 90 posts, only a handful of posters compare her looks to theirs. Because THAT IS THE FACE OF YOUTH AND HEALTH, right? Try again.

    “Gotti roll”, how idiotic. How about NOTti roll?

  90. Ruby says:

    This stupid chick does nothing but take up valuable airspace.

  91. lindseythecrackthief says:

    I cant ever go a day without CB Lindsey’s threads ……. her cracked out mess and all your wonderfully hilarious comments make my day !!!

    @ Dawning Red – AMAZING LMAO!!!

  92. OhMyMy says:

    Apparently DaRock (aka Rogue Warrior on TMZ) is having some trouble coming up with an original idea of his own.

    He’s posted the same comment he wrote above on a Lindsay thread over on TMZ and he quoted my pass the haterade comment above on TMZ as well.

    I guess he found it brilliant and profound. Awww…shucks, no, really?

    I’ve called all my friends to let them know I’ve been quoted!!!! Too exciting.

  93. Madisyn says:


    You ARE brilliant and profound. And I’ll bet the ‘Treehouse’, better looking and more youthful, regardless of your age. Now THAT should give darock something to go on about.

  94. the original bellaluna says:

    Madisyn, thank you for the offer, but I’ve made my very special Crackalackin’ Chicken & Broccoli Crackeraki Stir Fry. Would anyone care for some? It’s DELISH!

    OhMyMy, you’re almost as famous as Blohan now! Congrats! Shots of Delusion, all around, as we toast both you & darock! :D

    Can someone please explain to me what, exactly, a Love Cat magazine is?

    And when we all stated how good looking we were? I’m confused…

  95. Bess says:


    Oh, I know… both Dina and Blohan play the “victim” card to the max. I wonder if either of them have a clue that they have zero credibility.

    So, since Blohan’s been back in LA for 3 days…. will we see photos of her clubbing or going to CS first??

  96. Sillyone says:

    @Charmander OMG I just snorted!! You crazy bitch! That is spectacular!! I can’t quit laughing.

  97. Brooklyn says:

    she’s not EVEN a model… at least models take good photos. she’s like a professional “tell-all” person. which is basically a professional has-been. which sounds super mean but I am starting to get genuinely angry that this chick is so apathetic about life in general. i was watching some of her old films and the dvd extra bits and she was so talented and lovely at one point… just sad that she threw it away and is banking on those fading memories to keep her relevant.

    get it together. it’s getting old. scratch that… it’s BEEN old!

  98. Ruby Red Lips says:

    @ Darock… aka Daddy Lohan, ur a delusional twit! Wonder if u’ll be commenting on how fresh faced and healthy Linnocent still looks when her organs fail from drug & alcohol abuse?! Probably as you are a sycophant!

    Look back at photos of your daughter from 5 or so years back – nobody healthy ages that badly that quickly! Fresh faced promising actress to bloated fillers and botox to try (& failing) to hide the physical damage of her lifestyle with her income from h*oking and low Rent mag shoots and staged pap shots! Oh and flouting the law at every opportunity!

    Its not h8te its disgust at the continued mess and wasted opportunities Linnocent has chosen…she could have been successful, not to mention the millions she could have earned not just the millions she earned and partied away and now her career is kaput! What about her is a single redeeming quality?!?!? She is a common druggie who is in trouble with the law and whose career is over…

  99. Petra L. says:

    Maybe if all of the media just ignored her and her trailer trash family they would just go back to the trailer they came from. Why give her any credence at all? Best to ignore her totally

  100. Ах! най-накрая намерих това, което е търсил. Somtimes отнема толкова много усилия да се намери дори и малка полезна информация.

  101. kitty says:

    magazines still book her only bc ppl like all of you still take pictures, and write about her, and post her on blogs, and love to hate on her… ur only making her more famous… and if she’s taking up valuable airspace, how does she even qualify to take up your blogspace… hello!

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