Paris Hilton and Benji Madden: Matchy Matchy

Paris Hilton and Benji Madden are still together, and they’re still nauseating. The cutesy joke of a couple stepped out yesterday to do some well-documented shopping at Benji’s clothing store, DCMA Collective, on Robertson Boulevard. I was hoping these two had quietly split, since Paris was seen out by herself two weeks ago and reportedly got rejected by soccer player Cristiano Ronaldo.

Paris gushed at ComicCon over the weekend that she is “so in love and so happy right now and it’s only been like six months.” She also said that she feels “like a grown-up now” due to her relationship with Benji. She looks like a little kid, though, and how whipped does widdle Benji look? You would hope his brother and his friends would talk some sense into him and tell him no woman is worth the humiliation, particularly Paris.

Paris Hilton and Benji Madden are shown on 7/28/08 outside DCMA Collective. Credit: WENN/Apega/Agent47

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  1. lulu says:

    paris and benji: geeky geeky

  2. elisha says:

    Paris has pulled the matching act before. I think it was either with one of her Greek bfs or that pizza delivery kid. It was worse matching then: identical head-to-toe running suits with stripes down the side. It was either this blog or another one that made sooo much fun of the obvious publicity stunt.

  3. CelebitchyFAN says:

    I am definitely NOT Paris’ #1 fan, however, if she and Benji are happy together then I hope for the best for them. I do have to say that since she started dating him she hasn’t been in the headlines so much. Which, of course, is INCREDIBLY boring for us but good for her. Maybe she is growning up finally.

  4. vdantev says:

    Stupid birds of stupid feather…

  5. clare says:

    The stewardess and the Blues Brother.

  6. alex says:

    it will not last.

    small man + tall woman= doesn’t last


  7. Bodhi says:

    alex~ My folks have been married for 30 years & my mom is at least 2 inches taller than my dad. What a crap theory!

  8. AP says:


    Why did I click this link?

    THe Alannis link made me feel better about myself and how I spend my time online. Why do I punish myself by looking (even casually) at what these two tools are doing?

  9. Trillion says:

    He looks like an old man already

  10. tp Vero says:

    The Madden rags to riches story is a good one. These boys are a business success story. We should all be so lucky. Their determination turned life around for their whole family. We should all have family members so loyal and helpful. Mating is about good business as well. So……

  11. kate says:

    vomit worthy.

  12. Mr. T says:

    Moron’s at work.

  13. duda says:

    Ive enjoyed not hearing about Paris vajj sightings and her drunken partying since shes started dating Benji lol..that name alone is a bit unmasculine..

  14. cara says:

    I actually am rooting for these two. I genuinly feel that he has put aside everything he has heard or knows about her and can look at her with innocent eyes….who else could do that. And that said, I think it’s just what she needs.


  15. boomchakaboom says:

    The poor dude.

    Aping Nicole Richie’s life, cause it’s apparently where “it’s” at, is too weird for mere words. It’s unfathomable.

    Anybody with a shred of self-respect would, at the very least, avoid any overt similarities. She should definitely have insisted he move in with her, instead of vice versa, to avoid any comparison. That’s just good manners.

    She’s not exactly known for having manners or class, is she?

  16. JoGirl says:

    These two seriously gross me out.

  17. Jaundice Machine says:

    Why did I click on this douche-baggery? I must be a masochist.

  18. xiaoecho says:

    And I thought Amy looked bad

  19. daisy424 says:

    These two bore me, but I couldn’t resist;
    Does she look like Wilma Flintstone with that necklace on?

  20. Leandra says:

    Hmmmm. I don’t know why you’re trashing them. Don’t go to her website if you don’t like what she writes. A happy couple is nice to see. They’re not bothering anyone unless people are jealous they’re still together.

  21. Cats says:

    Oh good grief; if this were real, I’d buy it; but too many people in the know have stated that all is not what it appears. Same old phony Hilton.

  22. Anon says:

    This isn’t a relationship, it’s a commercial. Do they think everyone out here is 12?

  23. paris herpes says:

    I’m not sure why I even looked at this. Loserville!

  24. iliveinyourbasement says: look really stupid…
    the big bird and the gumby…lol

  25. anona says:

    Leandra — Who goes to her website? I don’t know anyone who would want to.